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Title: Caption This
Post by: MachFly on November 27, 2011, 08:11:35 PM

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6996/airc17simulatorlg.jpg)


[I have yet to see/use a more realistic simulator]

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Post by: wil3ur on November 27, 2011, 08:16:36 PM

You're the idiot who parked in the Handicapped zone... You pay this.

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Post by: FYB on November 27, 2011, 08:26:39 PM

She got the order wrong. Again.

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Post by: smoe on November 27, 2011, 08:47:04 PM

See, I told ya a wheels up landing would be easier and faster.

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Post by: Flipperk on November 27, 2011, 08:50:06 PM

Quote from: MachFly on November 27, 2011, 08:11:35 PM

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6996/airc17simulatorlg.jpg)


[I have yet to see/use a more realistic simulator]

.....shes late....

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Post by: SmokinLoon on November 27, 2011, 08:55:52 PM

"I cant read, can you?" 

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Post by: pipz on November 27, 2011, 08:56:45 PM

This is so awesome, check it out I finally spent enough to get a free turkey at Shoprite.

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Post by: Barrett on November 27, 2011, 09:00:55 PM

the headphones - use em..

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Post by: GNucks on November 27, 2011, 09:59:47 PM

"Jim, honey, I told you we have eggs, why'd you put eggs on the list?"

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Post by: ZetaNine on November 27, 2011, 10:04:17 PM

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6996/airc17simulatorlg.jpg)


In what is believed to be the first photo taken directly after the US Military abolished the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" rule....Pilots Rusty Tinkin and Skip Handy compare tissue paper samples for their upcoming wedding announcements.

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Post by: skorpion on November 27, 2011, 10:07:42 PM

Hey butthead! should i pull this?

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Post by: ZetaNine on November 27, 2011, 10:09:32 PM

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6996/airc17simulatorlg.jpg)

or:   Celebrity pilots Tom Hanks and Vladimir Putin roll out the new Hybrid C-130-Warlock, capable of flying between Newark and JFK on a single battery charge.

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Post by: MachFly on November 27, 2011, 10:24:17 PM

Quote from: ZetaNine on November 27, 2011, 10:09:32 PM

(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6996/airc17simulatorlg.jpg)

or:   Celebrity pilots Tom Hanks and Vladimir Putin roll out the new Hybrid C-17-Warlock, capable of flying between Newark and JFK on a single battery charge.

Fixed  ;)

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Post by: B-17 on November 27, 2011, 10:39:35 PM

No, no... I have the directions. See?

Climb to 15k, make a right turn when you're gonna hit the big hill, and then full throttle in a 75 degree dive. THAT'S how you get to this place called "HeIl"

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Post by: Devil 505 on November 27, 2011, 10:45:58 PM

New orders came in. We gotta take this load of rubber dog crap to Hong Kong.

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Post by: DaCoon on November 27, 2011, 10:47:42 PM

ummm..... isn't it your turn to pay for gas?

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Post by: Dragon on November 28, 2011, 08:36:04 AM

Why did you write "smack forehead and pull ears?"

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Post by: 4deck on November 28, 2011, 08:37:46 AM

*pilot  -- who writes this crap.

*co-pilot  *thinks, who cares, that a nice bulge right down there.

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Post by: Shuffler on November 28, 2011, 09:10:45 AM

Ah lahk shrimp

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Post by: mechanic on November 28, 2011, 09:21:58 AM

Norway finaly issues her airforce pilots with instruction manual for operating the in-flight VCR

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Post by: Tyrannis on November 28, 2011, 09:35:43 AM

"You broke it, you pay the bill.  :furious"

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Post by: tmetal on November 28, 2011, 12:09:28 PM

Pilot: "lets see, the memo says to .s vdallas in 30 seconds"
copilot: "why are we saluting this guy again?"
pilot: "to help spam the text buffer with sarcasticly ironic salutes"
copilot: "ok, but you know that sarcasim and irony are two of the hardest things to convey throught text right?"
pilot: *madly typing out salute* "ok, say that again I wasn't listening"