Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: MachFly on November 27, 2011, 08:11:35 PM
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[I have yet to see/use a more realistic simulator]
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You're the idiot who parked in the Handicapped zone... You pay this.
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She got the order wrong. Again.
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See, I told ya a wheels up landing would be easier and faster.
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[I have yet to see/use a more realistic simulator]
.....shes late....
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"I cant read, can you?"
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This is so awesome, check it out I finally spent enough to get a free turkey at Shoprite.
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the headphones - use em..
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"Jim, honey, I told you we have eggs, why'd you put eggs on the list?"
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In what is believed to be the first photo taken directly after the US Military abolished the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" rule....Pilots Rusty Tinkin and Skip Handy compare tissue paper samples for their upcoming wedding announcements.
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Hey butthead! should i pull this?
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or: Celebrity pilots Tom Hanks and Vladimir Putin roll out the new Hybrid C-130-Warlock, capable of flying between Newark and JFK on a single battery charge.
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or: Celebrity pilots Tom Hanks and Vladimir Putin roll out the new Hybrid C-17-Warlock, capable of flying between Newark and JFK on a single battery charge.
Fixed ;)
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No, no... I have the directions. See?
Climb to 15k, make a right turn when you're gonna hit the big hill, and then full throttle in a 75 degree dive. THAT'S how you get to this place called "HeIl"
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New orders came in. We gotta take this load of rubber dog crap to Hong Kong.
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ummm..... isn't it your turn to pay for gas?
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Why did you write "smack forehead and pull ears?"
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*pilot -- who writes this crap.
*co-pilot *thinks, who cares, that a nice bulge right down there.
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Ah lahk shrimp
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Norway finaly issues her airforce pilots with instruction manual for operating the in-flight VCR
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"You broke it, you pay the bill. :furious"
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Pilot: "lets see, the memo says to .s vdallas in 30 seconds"
copilot: "why are we saluting this guy again?"
pilot: "to help spam the text buffer with sarcasticly ironic salutes"
copilot: "ok, but you know that sarcasim and irony are two of the hardest things to convey throught text right?"
pilot: *madly typing out salute* "ok, say that again I wasn't listening"