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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Shuffler on November 29, 2011, 01:12:11 PM
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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.
As the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary, prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water, which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanting:
"You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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:rofl :rofl
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lmfao!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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That is great!! :aok
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
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I'm Catholic and I find that hilarious!! I'm gonna have to try this during Lent :noid
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boy: so I heard you like bad boys
girl: yeah so
boy: well I dont mean to brag but I dont read the Terms and Conditions