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Title: food for thought
Post by: bangsbox on December 08, 2011, 07:16:35 PM

Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945

The Nazi's surrendered on May 7th, 1945

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: bagrat on December 08, 2011, 07:19:31 PM

I heard chuck norris round housed hitler in the face causing him to explode on impact, while still being an unborn fetus soo....

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: skorpion on December 08, 2011, 07:21:53 PM

Quote from: bangsbox on December 08, 2011, 07:16:35 PM

Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945

The Nazi's surrendered on May 7th, 1945

:rofl

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: Butcher on December 08, 2011, 07:24:52 PM

mmm Pie.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: morfiend on December 08, 2011, 07:31:53 PM

Quote from: bangsbox on December 08, 2011, 07:16:35 PM

Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945

The Nazi's surrendered on May 7th, 1945

  When Chuck was born the doctor spanked him and Chuck promptly knocked him out,Hitler heard of this and well we all know what happened next!




   :salute

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: Butcher on December 08, 2011, 07:38:34 PM

don't trust anything morfiend says, he is busy listening to lady gaga in the training arena and "rudder dancing".

 :cheers:

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: flatiron1 on December 08, 2011, 08:41:14 PM

Chuck visited The Virgin Islands, now they just called The Islands.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: skorpion on December 08, 2011, 08:46:09 PM

Quote from: flatiron1 on December 08, 2011, 08:41:14 PM

Chuck visited The Virgin Islands, now they just called The Islands.

Chuck Norris has a house in the Atlantic ocean. we call this the Bermuda Triangle. he does not like visitors.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: GNucks on December 08, 2011, 08:46:22 PM

Would've been funny if it were true, but it's not. He was born in 1940. /sadface

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: matt on December 08, 2011, 11:42:03 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: MachFly on December 08, 2011, 11:53:10 PM

Chuck Norris ones burned ants with a magnifying glass.........at night.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: Devil 505 on December 09, 2011, 12:06:40 AM

Chuck Norris was once stranded on a desert island, the rest of the world felt like they were marooned.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: Melvin on December 09, 2011, 12:10:58 AM

Chuck Norris wishes his name was Melvin.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: BigR on December 09, 2011, 02:40:32 AM

(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/195044-2/Chuck-Norris-stops-chainsaw.gif)

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: waystin2 on December 09, 2011, 06:02:31 AM

Chuck Norris eats batteries and craps lightning.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MZGymY4AEXk/TllMZstMgsI/AAAAAAAADbE/-EXttGh_9so/s1600/tumblr_lqjjhdXcCH1qlkly8.gif)

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: skorpion on December 09, 2011, 06:38:51 AM

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a Wendy's so hard it turned into a McDonalds.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: tmetal on December 09, 2011, 09:25:34 AM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: waystin2 on December 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM

Chuck Norris never cheats death, he always wins fair and square. :rock

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: JB42 on December 09, 2011, 10:47:54 AM

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: MachFly on December 09, 2011, 01:42:27 PM

Darth Vader dresses us as Chuck Norris for halloween.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: ink on December 09, 2011, 02:33:44 PM

 :rofl




(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w246/fieldsofink/family/l_96f43ef4d21b9e0aea922f93f16df118.gif)

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: Seanaldinho on December 09, 2011, 02:37:17 PM

OMG as I read this thread the Chuck Norris WoW commercial came on.  :eek: :eek: :eek:

The boogey-man has to go check his boogey-sons closet for any Chuck Norris'.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: Devil 505 on December 09, 2011, 02:52:14 PM

Tim Tebow builds churches in the Philippines in the name of Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: ink on December 09, 2011, 03:10:30 PM

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/tatlover_2007/experience-points-1.jpg)

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: MachFly on December 09, 2011, 03:13:35 PM

Quote from: ink on December 09, 2011, 03:10:30 PM

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/tatlover_2007/experience-points-1.jpg)

No.....that's some one else dressed as Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: skorpion on December 09, 2011, 03:14:36 PM

Chuck Norris can walk on water and swim on land.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: ink on December 09, 2011, 03:15:30 PM

Quote from: MachFly on December 09, 2011, 03:13:35 PM

No.....that's some one else dressed as Chuck Norris.

 :rofl

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: uptown on December 09, 2011, 03:16:55 PM

  Chuck Norris needs hip replacement and a nap.


Is Chuck getting ready to cry in that pic? oh....maybe Bruce just pulled some chest hairs. nvd

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: ebfd11 on December 09, 2011, 06:01:42 PM

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: skorpion on December 09, 2011, 06:09:45 PM

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and it killed 100 people. then it exploded.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: Gman on December 09, 2011, 08:34:06 PM

Death once had a "Near Chuck Norris" experience.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: Helm on December 10, 2011, 12:22:50 PM

Chuck Norris does not sleep ....he "waits"

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: skorpion on December 10, 2011, 12:27:01 PM

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: waystin2 on December 10, 2011, 06:45:35 PM

Hey did you hear that they are making a sequel to the movie 300 starring Chuck Norris?  Its called 1.

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: guncrasher on December 10, 2011, 07:01:20 PM

-a klondike bar would do anything for chuck norris.

-all men are created equal.  equally inferior to chuck norris.

-chuck norris can divide by zero.

-chuck norris was the best man at his own wedding.


-chuck norris is overra.....

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: SAJ73 on December 12, 2011, 01:04:46 AM

Quote from: Gman on December 09, 2011, 08:34:06 PM

Death once had a "Near Chuck Norris" experience.

 :rofl

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: fbEagle on December 12, 2011, 02:58:07 PM

(http://api.ning.com/files/rStZjLMZb1OztkjDUgXI5m2HfQZUYjFa1atmIW8r-nidZggfZpsr8W1e*5YjQgYqZiq38is5OikJHcwz5eWAJJnQVTIqGHFg/demotivationalposterchucknorris.jpg)

Title: Re: food for thought
Post by: skorpion on December 12, 2011, 03:16:07 PM

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. shame that he's never cried.