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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Nefarious on July 17, 2001, 03:44:00 PM
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10. Walking down the street in broad daylight when you hear that dreadful voice "Check 6"
9. In dead silence you suddenly hear the drone of the AH engine noise.
8. You try to teach your roomate/girlfriend/strangers the basics of Air Combat.
7. Your additude changes drastically after turning the game on (ex-Angry to overly excited)
6. You begin to notice things from AH beginning to pop up in your dreams.(ex-airplanes with names and distance numbers)
5. The first thing you talk about when you get home is AH, and if you have a roomate that plays, how good or bad he did that day.
4. Watching a TV show/movie about WW2 Air Combat makes your skin crawl. Forcing you to drop everything and play AH.
3. You become so mad when you Disco from the phone ringing, people have to restrain you from throwing the phone out the window.
2. You pick days in advance where you decide to play all day long.
1. You play H2H until you realize this isnt cutting it, and you mail 60.00 bucks to play for 2 months.
Just a little thing to make everyone smile. Ill be seeing everybody in the MA sometime this week.
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1. You practice lead turns on oncoming traffic.
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12:You make grunting/panting noises louder than when with the Mrs..
13:When you curse outloud at the Spit's in the recent movie "Pearl Harbour"because they had cannons instead of 8 303's,causing turned heads and dirty looks... :eek:
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You nickname every loudmouth you know gunman :)
Sax
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Before you bathe or head to the store, you get a bomber up and on autopilot heading for enemy territory.
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Keep them coming!! LMAO!!
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you can't find a single freind to go for coffee or for a drink with because they don't want to hear about last nights sorties any more.
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You start using AH codes when talking with your co-workers. Like: LOL, OTW, RTB...ect...
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When you are walking and you move your hand like you are using your joystick when you turn a corner.
When you are driving down the road and a polceman catches you on radar, you tell him "remove in car dar!!!"
When you see two birds fighting over an insect in the sky, you think you could outfly them both and strafe the insect.
When you see a woman with a nice big rack you yell out "HISPANO HO!"
When you see a woman with a nice butt, you start shaking your joystick hand excitedly and tell your buddies to "Watch her 6"
and finally, when you are on a sidewalk in a crowded city you stick your arms out and start running around while yelling out various commands to your "wingmen", and start accusing other people of HOing you or ramming you.
-SW
[ 07-17-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]
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Keeping up E when you make a turn in your car.
When you hear fireworks outside, you start thinking it's flak!
(kind of happened to me last night, i thought a bomb went off, first there was a huge explosion which rocked my windows. Then there was a deadly silence before the real show started)
When you see a boeing 747 passing overhead you want to call "buff over field...."
And you start guessing it's altitude.
When you see a cessna with a banner behind it. You think he will never make through the flak at that altitude.
When your phone rings, you think it's your CO, telling you there are nme planes incoming.
You have a checklist for powering up and shutting down your pc.
And,...... you search for the WEP-button on your pc, to boost your processor.
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.... when you're drivin your car in a countryside and you see some sheeps, you search for CTRL-C to remove them.......
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Originally posted by stegor:
.... when you're drivin your car in a countryside and you see some sheeps, you search for CTRL-C to remove them.......
You know when you're a knit addict when, instead of searching for CTRL-C, your have to pay some serious $$$ to fix your car after a failed attempt at cross country driving in your dayly sedan. :D
Cheers,
Pepe
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When you salute your friends and start calling them sir.....
When you look up at every aircraft flying over and get worried because you are too low with not enough E
When you can't play anymore without the "Top Gun" or "Memphis Belle" Sound Tracks playing in the background.
When you run screaming across your workplace shouting "LARGE GROUP INCOMING SCRAMBLE"
When you stop talking to people who don't respect your rank.
When you hit the "/" key before you do any typing
When you cycle through your views on the Keyboard in the middle of your office even when you are not playing.
Just some of my own personal colection.
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When you finally go to bed,you still got the gunsight for your inner eye.
Dawvgrid
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When on the airfield you curse when you have to get an airplen out of the hangar cause there's no FLY button that puts you on the runway
When you're holding short of the active and you think about the guy on short finals "damn vulcher i hope ack takes care of ya"
When in a multiengine A/C you're annoyed that you need to start engines one by one
When ATC gives you a traffic info and you say "i have the con in sight"
Whne you call out traffic to your co-pilot you say "bogey 3'clock co-alt"
When you see a Cespit down low and you have to fight the urge to bounce him
and when you fail to fight that urge you close on his 6 and make RATATATATATATTATA noises on the Unicom frequency.
When the radio goes kaputt and you think "Golly-geen another disco"
:D
DW6
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You get nervous driving a car w/o a sunroof.. and constantly check hi six, while erraticly changing lanes to clear your blind spots.
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Watching the neighbor screw up working on his house, shaking my head and thinking "what a dweeb".
What a great topic :D
Westy
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When at work on the PC you try and use the "Z" key to read fine print on your monitor.
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You say "nice bounce!" when your cat successfully sneaks up on you while playing and makes you auger (this only happened once. ONCE I tell you!!! :o )
You're driving near your local airport, spot a plane in the air and start scheming how to get angles on him given your inferior E state. (I have been trying to guess distances on them recently... scary!)
You sit at work all day and do nothing but post on this BBS... OOPS!!! :D
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You think to yourself, man I,m really looking forword to painting the fence today.
And then you stop and wonder, how can I do this without pissing my wife off.
Sax
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When you think "man I could really clear up this traffic if I just had my tiffie"
When you start using comparing combat tactics and sales pitches
When you pray for rain to give you a good excuse to play all day
When your wife/girlfriend has an affair its 'a good thing coz it gets her out of the house' so you can plau AH
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when you drop good money on your pc upgrade every 6 months for nothing more than a few more fps in AH
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- The traffic light turns Yellow then Red and you scream at you wife becuase you thought you disco'd!
- When your boss asks you when is your next assignment is going to be completed and without thinking you tell him... "Two Weeks!" :)
- You have your squad logo painted on the side of your brand new car!
- A cop pulls you over for speeding and you try and explain that you car is "UBER" & overmodeled.
- You see smoke in the distance and your first thought is "Are all the Ack down"?
- You get a call on the phone and the first thing you say is "Roger, Copy 5x5!"
- Your in a "Greasy Spoon Cafe" and the waitress asks..."You want Tater's with that?"
and you wonder if she's related to hblair! :D
- Everyone on the sideway with a Fat Arse reminds you of StSanta!
Thunder
[ 07-19-2001: Message edited by: Thunder ]
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Anything in the sky imediatly draws your attention no matter who your talking to.
You have your calender set to november 2000 cause the date doesnt matter and its a cool picture of Chuck Yeager shooting down one of his 4 190s he got in one day.
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A friend asks you if you want to go camping and your first thought is that of parking a PzIV next to an nme VH. :D
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You send an important office memo that's cc'd to various department heads....
...and you sign it with your Aces High handle.
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Duckwing wrote:
When you see a Cespit down low and you have to fight the urge to bounce him
and when you fail to fight that urge you close on his 6 and make RATATATATATATTATA noises on the Unicom frequency.
LOL! OMFG :D I about choked to death on my Pepsi when I read that one Duck ! :)
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I saw a drunk staggering in the market square and making a nusiance of him self.
He bothered a girl who let him have both barrels of her viscious tounge.
He started backing away in a hurry, right over my outstretched leg.
Assist! I thought, and went back to my beer....
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Originally posted by Seeker:
I saw a drunk staggering in the market square and making a nusiance of him self.
He bothered a girl who let him have both barrels of her viscious tounge.
He started backing away in a hurry, right over my outstretched leg.
Assist! I thought, and went back to my beer....
She's a damn Hispano tongue dweeb!!! ;)
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You can never get to work because you keep driving in circles..turning and turning and turning.