Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Yarbles on December 16, 2011, 05:46:14 AM
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Just print this laminate it and stick it on the kitchen door:
(http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x349/Yarbles/goodwifeguide.gif)
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I can hear the sound of a million frying pans hitting the heads of husbands all across the nation :rofl
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Just print this laminate it and stick it on the kitchen door:
(http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x349/Yarbles/goodwifeguide.gif)
Done
(if im not around for a couple of days, someone please call the Coopersburg PD)
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I take it the neighbor's wife should be there as well to help with the third paragraph?
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Done
(if im not around for a couple of days, someone please call the Coopersburg PD)
Same...
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Sorry, not that suicidal.
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My wife is 5' 2" and kicks 6' 5". She's a country gal to boot.... I'll pass........... :rofl
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I could swear this is the same thing my wife gave to me... just titled differently: "The good husband's guide" :uhoh
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#3 Be a little gay :aok
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"You have no right to question him"...LOL!
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My wife is 5' 2" and kicks 6' 5". She's a country gal to boot.... I'll pass........... :rofl
Mine is 4' 11" and a country gal too. I know how you feel. "Hell has no fury like a pissed off, short lady" or something like that. :lol
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Buck up guys.. Has the American man been so emasculated? Have we gone that far from what's right? I'm gonna proudly put this on my refrigerator and make sure she reads it.
After that, I may need a place to stay. Any one near Virginia can help me out :bolt:
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I do believe that I will refrain from even letting the wife see this one. My wife is 4' 1", Lebanese and Italian, and when we went to the concealed hand gun course,,,,,she out shot all the guys. Her favorite saying is,"You gotta sleep sometime.".
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I do believe that I will refrain from even letting the wife see this one. My wife is 4' 1", Lebanese and Italian, and when we went to the concealed hand gun course,,,,,she out shot all the guys. Her favorite saying is,"You gotta sleep sometime.".
Just a bit of a story here.
Back more than 2 decades ago when I was married to wife 1.0 we had slightly different working shifts. That meant she would get off well after I was sacked out. Very early on during that situation she tried to be "nice" and sneak into the house all quiet like so she would not wake me up. It was a sweet idea on her part but in execution failed a bit. She got the door open nice and quiet then went back to the car to get her stuff (she went to the all night store). When she got in the doorway again she looked up to see me there in the hallway, nice weaver stance and my snubbie 357. All she said was "sorry". I grunted (about all I was up to saying at my 0200 stage of the night) and went back to bed. After that she made sure to make enough noise that I would KNOW it was her. I always told her, yup I do have to sleep, but I am a very light sleeper. :devil
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I can't say that I am a light sleeper, during 2005 there was a raid on the base that I was working, 300 meters from my Hooch, 240B's, M-4's, AT-4's, and the wonderful M-2 .50cal going off for over 30 minutes, not to mention Kiowa gunships, and Apache attack helos overhead. The mortars were landing on the other side of base, AK-47 rounds were flying, I slept thru the whole thing, apparently I had heard something, because I had pulled my body armor over my chest while I was asleep.
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Buck up guys.. Has the American man been so emasculated? Have we gone that far from what's right? I'm gonna proudly put this on my refrigerator and make sure she reads it.
After that, I may need a place to stay. Any one near Virginia can help me out :bolt:
after you do you're not going to be anywhere close to a virginia for a while if ever again :neener:
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Buck up guys.. Has the American man been so emasculated? Have we gone that far from what's right? I'm gonna proudly put this on my refrigerator and make sure she reads it.
After that, I may need a place to stay. Any one near Virginia can help me out :bolt:
Well my wife's carry is a SW9. She has the numbers to my gun safe.
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i'm going to print it out so it fits on a standard sheet of paper and post it on my fridge...no worry here. i wear the pants in my house (when i want to).
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i'm going to print it out so it fits on a standard sheet of paper and post it on my fridge...no worry here. i wear the pants in my house (when i want to).
Post that on the fridge and id recommend wearing a couple of pairs of pants to bed.....and a cup wouldnt hurt either :D
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Posted it and the wife said I'm good with all but part of one of them!
3rd from bottom on right hand side: her quote " if I only spoke in a soothing and pleasent voice you would leave me for somebody else who will argue with you!"
God I love my wife!
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Post that on the fridge and id recommend wearing a couple of pairs of pants to bed.....and a cup wouldnt hurt either :D
:D no need...females are only visitors in my castle :lol
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i'm going to photoshop this....and i will replace wife with boyfriend and replace her with him or she with he....then i will print it out for my boyfriend to read so that he will know his place in this relationship *grin*....
bet ya guys didn't think that could be done huh???? ohhhhhhh yeah....thats right...betty's armed with photoshop!!! muahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! :neener: :neener: :banana: :banana:
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and Betty..we are armed with this man-efesto. :cheers:
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Just set it as our desktop background.
Let's see how long it takes for the Missus to react... :devil
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:aok :D
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My wife plays softball.... And the first night we met, I watched her take out two guys that were hitting on her a bit strongly while she was trying to shoot darts(and smiled at me twice while doing it).. Since then, I proudly handed over the pants and a few other things(two in particular) which are kept in the deep freezer in the garage..
No thanks... :lol
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<has a proverbs 31 wife. I am blessed.
She makes that list look like idiots guide.