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Title: Married Men
Post by: Yarbles on December 16, 2011, 05:46:14 AM
Just print this laminate it and stick it on the kitchen door:

 (http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x349/Yarbles/goodwifeguide.gif)
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Meatwad on December 16, 2011, 06:16:49 AM
I can hear the sound of a million frying pans hitting the heads of husbands all across the nation  :rofl
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: mbailey on December 16, 2011, 06:37:00 AM
Just print this laminate it and stick it on the kitchen door:

 (http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x349/Yarbles/goodwifeguide.gif)


Done



(if im not around for a couple of days, someone please call the Coopersburg PD)
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Guppy35 on December 16, 2011, 08:20:32 AM
I take it the neighbor's wife should be there as well to help with the third paragraph?
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: VonMessa on December 16, 2011, 08:23:57 AM
Done



(if im not around for a couple of days, someone please call the Coopersburg PD)

Same...
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Karnak on December 16, 2011, 09:50:51 AM
Sorry, not that suicidal.
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Shuffler on December 16, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
My wife is 5' 2" and kicks 6' 5". She's a country gal to boot.... I'll pass...........   :rofl
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Lusche on December 16, 2011, 10:36:42 AM
I could swear this is the same thing my wife gave to me... just titled differently: "The good husband's guide"  :uhoh
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: helbent on December 16, 2011, 10:47:51 AM
#3  Be a little gay   :aok
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Gman on December 16, 2011, 10:48:47 AM
"You have no right to question him"...LOL!
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: tmetal on December 16, 2011, 10:52:19 AM
My wife is 5' 2" and kicks 6' 5". She's a country gal to boot.... I'll pass...........   :rofl

Mine is 4' 11" and a country gal too. I know how you feel.  "Hell has no fury like a pissed off, short lady" or something like that.  :lol
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: HighGTrn on December 16, 2011, 10:57:51 AM
Buck up guys.. Has the American man been so emasculated? Have we gone that far from what's right? I'm gonna proudly put this on my refrigerator and make sure she reads it.

After that, I may need a place to stay. Any one near Virginia can help me out  :bolt:
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: 2ADoc on December 16, 2011, 10:59:37 AM
I do believe that I will refrain from even letting the wife see this one.  My wife is 4' 1", Lebanese and Italian, and when we went to the concealed hand gun course,,,,,she out shot all the guys.  Her favorite saying is,"You gotta sleep sometime.".
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Maverick on December 16, 2011, 12:09:01 PM
I do believe that I will refrain from even letting the wife see this one.  My wife is 4' 1", Lebanese and Italian, and when we went to the concealed hand gun course,,,,,she out shot all the guys.  Her favorite saying is,"You gotta sleep sometime.".

Just a bit of a story here.

Back more than 2 decades ago when I was married to wife 1.0 we had slightly different working shifts. That meant she would get off well after I was sacked out. Very early on during that situation she tried to be "nice" and sneak into the house all quiet like so she would not wake me up. It was a sweet idea on her part but in execution failed a bit. She got the door open nice and quiet then went back to the car to get her stuff (she went to the all night store). When she got in the doorway again she looked up to see me there in the hallway, nice weaver stance and my snubbie 357. All she said was "sorry". I grunted (about all I was up to saying at my 0200 stage of the night) and went back to bed. After that she made sure to make enough noise that I would KNOW it was her. I always told her, yup I do have to sleep, but I am a very light sleeper.  :devil
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: 2ADoc on December 16, 2011, 12:51:41 PM
I can't say that I am a light sleeper, during 2005 there was a raid on the base that I was working, 300 meters from my Hooch, 240B's, M-4's, AT-4's, and the wonderful M-2 .50cal going off for over 30 minutes, not to mention Kiowa gunships, and Apache attack helos overhead.  The mortars were landing on the other side of base, AK-47 rounds were flying, I slept thru the whole thing, apparently I had heard something, because I had pulled my body armor over my chest while I was asleep.
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Dichotomy on December 16, 2011, 01:01:37 PM
Buck up guys.. Has the American man been so emasculated? Have we gone that far from what's right? I'm gonna proudly put this on my refrigerator and make sure she reads it.

After that, I may need a place to stay. Any one near Virginia can help me out  :bolt:

after you do you're not going to be anywhere close to a virginia for a while if ever again  :neener:
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Shuffler on December 16, 2011, 01:32:52 PM
Buck up guys.. Has the American man been so emasculated? Have we gone that far from what's right? I'm gonna proudly put this on my refrigerator and make sure she reads it.

After that, I may need a place to stay. Any one near Virginia can help me out  :bolt:

Well my wife's carry is a SW9. She has the numbers to my gun safe.
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: gyrene81 on December 16, 2011, 02:24:49 PM
i'm going to print it out so it fits on a standard sheet of paper and post it on my fridge...no worry here. i wear the pants in my house (when i want to).
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: mbailey on December 16, 2011, 04:06:06 PM
i'm going to print it out so it fits on a standard sheet of paper and post it on my fridge...no worry here. i wear the pants in my house (when i want to).


Post that on the fridge and id recommend wearing a couple of pairs of pants to bed.....and a cup wouldnt hurt either  :D
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Gaidin on December 16, 2011, 06:11:05 PM
Posted it and the wife said I'm good with all but part of one of them!

3rd from bottom on right hand side: her quote " if I only spoke in a soothing and pleasent voice you would leave me for somebody else who will argue with you!"

God I love my wife!

Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: gyrene81 on December 16, 2011, 06:40:52 PM
Post that on the fridge and id recommend wearing a couple of pairs of pants to bed.....and a cup wouldnt hurt either  :D
:D  no need...females are only visitors in my castle   :lol
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: betty on December 17, 2011, 11:08:34 AM
i'm going to photoshop this....and i will replace wife with boyfriend and replace her with him or she with he....then i will print it out for my boyfriend to read so that he will know his place in this relationship *grin*....


bet ya guys didn't think that could be done huh???? ohhhhhhh yeah....thats right...betty's armed with photoshop!!! muahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!  :neener: :neener: :banana: :banana:
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: SirLoin on December 17, 2011, 11:10:42 AM
and Betty..we are armed with this man-efesto.   :cheers:
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Melvin on December 17, 2011, 11:12:46 AM
Just set it as our desktop background.

Let's see how long it takes for the Missus to react...  :devil
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: 007Rusty on December 17, 2011, 07:05:08 PM
 :aok     :D
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Anodizer on December 17, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
My wife plays softball....  And the first night we met, I watched her take out two guys that were hitting on her a bit strongly while she was trying to shoot darts(and smiled at me twice while doing it)..  Since then, I proudly handed over the pants and a few other things(two in particular) which are kept in the deep freezer in the garage.. 

No thanks...   :lol
Title: Re: Married Men
Post by: Sonicblu on December 17, 2011, 09:25:50 PM
<has a proverbs 31 wife. I am blessed.

She makes that list look like idiots guide.