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Title: You still have time to prepare
Post by: Bizman on December 20, 2011, 01:42:52 PM

Just a few more days and it is Christmas. Do, please, remember in time that the shops aren't open all day and night and make adequate preparations. Remember, Xmas time is the time to pamper yourself. Think about a delectable piece of cake enjoyed in front of the fireplace, peace on earth and... Well, you get the picture. Here's the recipe and if you like it, don't miss it only because you didn't have the ingredients handy:


                    CHRISTMAS WHISKY CAKE


1 cup melted butter
2 cups  cake flour
1 cup brown sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp fresh lime juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle whisky                                                                                                                                                 

2 cups dried fruit


Sample the whisky to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the whisky again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the whisky is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whisky to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the whisky. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the whisky and wipe the counter with the cat.


Cherry Mristmas

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: MK-84 on December 20, 2011, 01:56:32 PM

"Finish the whisky and wipe the counter with the cat."

 :rofl

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: Skuzzy on December 20, 2011, 02:12:09 PM

ROFLMBO!!!!!  :rofl

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: ROC on December 20, 2011, 02:23:06 PM

So Shared!   :rofl

Thanks

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: VonMessa on December 20, 2011, 02:44:58 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: SWrokit on December 20, 2011, 02:58:04 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

That was great!!

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: uptown on December 20, 2011, 02:58:18 PM

 :rofl :rofl Merry Christmas  :cheers:

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: Shuffler on December 20, 2011, 03:08:33 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: perdue3 on December 20, 2011, 05:46:13 PM

lolz

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: infowars on December 20, 2011, 05:52:41 PM

that was great...  thanks

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: Mar on December 21, 2011, 03:15:44 AM

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Tears flowing!

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: Lab Rat 3947 on December 21, 2011, 03:23:10 AM

its hard to type when you are laughing so hard that tears are running down your face.

Thanx Bizman, I'm going to copy that one and pass it on.

Definitely a +1.   :rofl   :old:

Title: Re: You still have time to prepare
Post by: PanosGR on December 21, 2011, 06:19:32 AM

100 free perks for Bizman as a bonus  :rofl