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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: mthrockmor on December 24, 2011, 11:10:46 AM
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I was down at the local Walmart (red neck Tennessee, my home) and I watched a cute little 7 or 8 year old boy come bounding up to his Mom. He was super excited because they were going to leave Santa Clause Funions and a malt liquor beer. Most people leave cookies and milk but Santa was get'n hooked up at this house!! The Dad looked at the Mom with a guilty, twisted smile, she looked back like he was an a-hole and said "oh really?!"
Yes Virginia, Santa Clause eats funions and drinks malt liquor beer in Tennessee.
Merry Christmas to all!!!
Boo
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Shouldn't Santa have a signature Tennessee drink?
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l218/A7XMCRTheUsed33/Random/Santa-jackdaniels.jpg)
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What's a "funion"?
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What's a "funion"?
It's the only food my wife ever craved when she was pregnant.
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What's a "funion"?
they put the fu in onion
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What's a "funion"?
http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/funyuns-onion.html
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They can also be a fun "bedroom snack". :O
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What's a "funion"?
Basically they're styrofoam packing peanuts covered in a mixture of salt and yellow 6. If you eat them sober it feels like you're chewing up Christmas ornaments and fiberglass. If you eat them stoned or drunk it's like going to heaven.
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They can also be a fun "bedroom snack". :O
Im never eating funyons again..ever.