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Title: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 04, 2012, 06:34:13 AM: Parachuting sheep of WWII

"This is a highly amusing collection of photos depicting the seldom remembered "Para-Sheep" of the Italian Army during their adventures in Ethiopia. It would seem that Italian grunts simply would not stomach canned food the way other infantrymen were able to do and so it was decided that sheep would be individually rigged with parachutes and tossed out of planes, where they would be butchered and cooked by the Mussolini's men below. The accompanying paragraph explains that even a bull had been air-dropped from the same purpose."

LMAO

http://www.oldmagazinearticles.com/draw_pdf.php?filename=Italian_Sheep_in_WW2.pdf
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: M0nkey_Man on January 04, 2012, 06:36:01 AM: :rofl
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: skorpion on January 04, 2012, 06:41:29 AM: :rofl

Please! i want this!
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Reaper90 on January 04, 2012, 07:34:48 AM: I can see it now, a goon inbound for a field capture, just seconds from drop.....

"Goofy, you got troops?"

"yeh Goober, I'm 10 seconds out, lining up for map room..."

"3,2,1, drop!"

"ohhh...... &%#$!"

:rofl
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: VonMessa on January 04, 2012, 07:36:44 AM: :rofl
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Post by: DaCoon on January 04, 2012, 07:39:42 AM: instead of Geronimo, drops will sound like

BAAAAAAAA
BAAAAAAAA
BAAAAAAAA :D
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Post by: RipRap on January 04, 2012, 07:49:42 AM: :rofl
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Post by: MAINER on January 04, 2012, 08:15:48 AM: :rofl
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Post by: LeDragon on January 04, 2012, 08:54:01 AM: :aok
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Post by: BowHTR on January 04, 2012, 08:55:20 AM: :O :x
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Post by: helbent on January 04, 2012, 09:22:10 AM: You drop my Betsy out a goon and I hunt you down.
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Post by: FBCrabby on January 04, 2012, 09:38:11 AM: Cool - now I can have bait for Silat... Sprinkle a few sheep around and viola! Silat appears!
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Slate on January 04, 2012, 10:14:49 AM: I'm a glutton for some mutton...

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o242/Truckaday/Gerber%20Family%20Photos/6HungryTroops.jpg)
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Dragon on January 04, 2012, 11:21:23 AM: :rofl
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Ack-Ack on January 04, 2012, 12:07:42 PM: Many years ago S.A.P.P declassified some films of a test we did with sheep.

S.A.P.P Emergency Sheep Extraction Tests (http://www.mediafire.com/?midwom3md3j)

ack-ack
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: tassos on January 04, 2012, 12:10:57 PM: :aok
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Bear76 on January 04, 2012, 01:07:34 PM: Not sure HTC wants to incur the wrath of PETA's "Cyber Critters" Division :uhoh
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: skorpion on January 04, 2012, 03:23:51 PM: Quote from: Bear76 on January 04, 2012, 01:07:34 PM
Not sure HTC wants to incur the wrath of PETA's "Cyber Critters" Division :uhoh
"PETA"?

People Eating Tasty Animals? why wouldnt they want that bro?
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Bear76 on January 04, 2012, 03:26:41 PM: Quote from: skorpion on January 04, 2012, 03:23:51 PM
"PETA"?

People Eating Tasty Animals? why wouldnt they want that bro?

PETA is an organization = People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

People Eating Tasty Animals is a joke at their expense
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: skorpion on January 04, 2012, 03:28:01 PM: Quote from: Bear76 on January 04, 2012, 03:26:41 PM
PETA is an organization = People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
it was a joke bro.

They are wasted on the literal.
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Delirium on January 04, 2012, 09:51:30 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on January 04, 2012, 12:07:42 PM
S.A.P.P Emergency Sheep Extraction Tests (http://www.mediafire.com/?midwom3md3j)

Don't forget about the sheep helmet that prevented all pilot wounds. The hard part was getting the sheep on your head...

http://vodpod.com/watch/14237-clearasil-sheep
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: morfiend on January 05, 2012, 12:36:06 AM: Quote from: Delirium on January 04, 2012, 09:51:30 PM
Don't forget about the sheep helmet that prevented all pilot wounds. The hard part was getting the sheep on your head...

http://vodpod.com/watch/14237-clearasil-sheep

Del,that was sick! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

:salute
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Ack-Ack on January 05, 2012, 12:38:58 AM: Quote from: morfiend on January 05, 2012, 12:36:06 AM
Del,that was sick! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

:salute

We only had to ask Mensa once to try it.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Volron on January 05, 2012, 02:12:41 AM: Quote from: Delirium on January 04, 2012, 09:51:30 PM
Don't forget about the sheep helmet that prevented all pilot wounds. The hard part was getting the sheep on your head...

http://vodpod.com/watch/14237-clearasil-sheep

W...T...F...

:rofl
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Slate on January 05, 2012, 08:06:48 AM: SHEEP CHECK 6!!!!!!!!! :bolt:
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: VonMessa on January 05, 2012, 08:26:01 AM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on January 05, 2012, 12:38:58 AM
We only had to ask Mensa once to try it.

ack-ack

Please stay out of my mom's bed...
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Stang on January 07, 2012, 09:33:40 AM: Anyone who didn't get banned for the PETA trolls still have an account they can post that over there with?

:t
Title: Re: Ok HTC Model THIS into the game
Post by: Rob52240 on January 07, 2012, 10:39:46 AM: It's brilliant!

Picture modern troops who instead of carrying their MRE's while they march cross country, have MRE's that walk on their own and follow the grunts wherever the grunts go. And can also carry a bit of extra gear.

+1