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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: dhyran on February 03, 2012, 09:02:27 AM
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“I HOPE THE JEWS DONT HATE ME FOR THIS”
~ Adolf Hitler
“It's little stuffy in here, I think I'll go outside for some fresh air.”
~ Martin Luther King Jr.
“Is that a gun you're holding, Courtney?”
~ Kurt Cobain
“The snake is harmless!”
~ Queen Cleopatra
“I drank what?”
~ Socrates
“Stay away, this thing will hurt someone.”
~ Budd Dwyer
“This rope is of an inferior quality, this trap door has a squeaky hinge, the executioner's hood is the wrong shade of black, and the man with the camera that is filming this is a moron.”
~ Saddam Hussein
“How does this scarf look?”
~ Isadora Duncan
“I've always wanted to swim in the River Ouse!”
~ Virginia Woolf
“Are you ready for a noose sensation?”
~ Michael Hutchence
“What does this button do?”
~ Who Gives a Damn no.2
“It's just a sting ray!”
~ Steve Irwin R.I.P.
“Are you sure I will sparkle?”
~ Edward Cullen
“Which side does the bullet come out of?”
~ Pvt. Zensles
“ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!”
~ Osama Bin Laden
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why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly
-spongebob
For those who have kids....
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I think a swim is just what I need to rinse these bullet holes off and burn the poison out of my system...
--Rasputin
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why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly
-spongebob
For those who have kids....
I do, and :rofl
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"Is my Head on straight?"
--Marie Antoinette
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“I drank what?”
~ Socrates
LOL!
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"Pull over, I gotta take a leak" - Francesco Schettino Captain of the Costa Concordia
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"Hey y'all, watch this..."- South Eastern US
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speaking of budd drwer..have you seen the full unedited video?
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"Roger, I see him"
- coombzy playing AH after receiving a Check6 on vox
"One sec, I'm just gonna reverse this guy..."
- coombzy playing AH talking to squaddies
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“I drank what?”
~ Socrates
For which the drink 'Hemlock' was invented.
My version
Fill a shaker glass 1/2 full of ice
pour in a boatload of Jack Daniels
spray coke in the general direction of the glass (get at least some in it)
Feed to idiots who can 'drink you under the table' while you cheerfully drink tea. :devil
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"What the heck was that"
Mayor of Hiroshima
August 6th 8:16am
1945
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For which the drink 'Hemlock' was invented.
My version
Fill a shaker glass 1/2 full of ice
pour in a boatload of Jack Daniels
spray coke in the general direction of the glass (get at least some in it)
Feed to idiots who can 'drink you under the table' while you cheerfully drink tea. :devil
Are you Hank Williams Jr?
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Are you Hank Williams Jr?
Want to go rock climbing?
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"I need this parade like i need another hole in my head."
JFK
" hey, i can drive"
Billy Martin
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"Thunderstorm? HAH!"
- Scott Crossfield
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'We win Gracie'
Harry Stamper
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"Those Rebel Starfighters stand no chance against this Battlestation... Why is that screen blinking red?"
Grand Moff Tarkin, Death Star Commander.
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OAUuoHoauoOO OoHhaaooahowaaa!
--Helen Keller
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"Hold my beer. And watch this!"
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"OOOoooops .... "
Numerous Darwin Award Recipients
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what bloody iceburg
Capt of the titanic
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"Holy cow, look at all those ****ing Indians!"
- George Armstrong Custer
And a few real ones....
"I see that you have made three spelling mistakes."
- Thomas de Mahay, Marquis de Favras, French aristocrat, his last words upon reading his death sentence before being guillotined.
"Are you afraid I might catch a cold"?
- Sylvain Bailly, the first mayor of Paris, after being told to put on a coat against the cold November rain as he was being led to the guillotine.
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."
- Oscar Wilde
"Don’t let me die like this, tell them I said something."
- Emiliano Zapata, Mexican revolutionary.
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"I never saw it comming."
--Jenna Jamison
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"What's this big red button do?"
-Christa McAuliffe
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Hollis P. Wood: You sneaky little batards aren't getting doodly sh#& from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number:
Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.
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"I never saw it comming."
--Jenna Jamison
:rofl
Bahahaha!!!
:cheers:
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"what are you laughing for, you are next!!"
polish man pointing the gun at himself in a murder-suicide
semp
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OAUuoHoauoOO OoHhaaooahowaaa!
--Helen Keller
:rofl
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"Hey, what does this dusty switch do?"
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"I've got a problem here. I can hold it.. No, I'm al.. ARRRRGHHHHH......"
Lieutenant Jek Tono Porkins
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dose that 109 have guns?
-unknown american pilot.
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"I've got a problem here. I can hold it.. No, I'm al.. ARRRRGHHHHH......"
Lieutenant Jek Tono Porkins
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/1424924_o.gif)
Porkins: he got it from behind.
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Nathan! you (*)*&()@&*(@&*(# 0-*((*@& 77*)((&) &* * *&&*()&*(&*( :eek: :furious :eek: :eek: :confused: :furious :confused: :confused: :cry :cry
Birdo
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Brill-Davidwales
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Brill-Davidwales
Actually, it was but mainer how can u be so cruel im your commrade i only have 30 mins to live on the bb board :cry
Thank Goodness.
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"What a pretty blue-green light this emits"
Mariie Curie 1864-1934: Invented the term "radiation" and invented dying from it.
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-Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair
semp
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"fire crackers?...AHH a bee is stinging my neck! ahh!...wait..oh SH..""
-JFK
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(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/1424924_o.gif)
Porkins: he got it from behind.
Funny how biggs tells porkins to eject, tho he would probably last about 1:50 cuz of his weight.
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Actually, it was
Thank Goodness.
when was this???
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"Be joyful, brothers and sisters. Keep your faith, and do the little things that you have seen and heard with me." - St. David of Wales
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when was this???
That was his last post before he was PNGed.