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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JOACH1M on February 09, 2012, 08:47:01 PM
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"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence" Ricky Bobby Telledega Nights
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"shut up you pumpkin pie haircutted freak!" police officer from Dumb and Dumber
post yours! :aok :)
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dodgeball.
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"Shes gotta feed the monkey" the DUDE
" Shut the F up Donny" Walter Sobcheck
any quote from the Big Lebwoski gets my vote too :aok
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"Alright you primitive screwheads, this, is my BOOMSTICK!"- Army of Darkness
"Hasta la Vista, Baby,"- Terminator 2
"It's not like we won't get our hair mussed, but 10, 20 million casualties, tops," - Dr. Strangelove
-Penguin
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Bill Guarnere:" How are those nuts, Sarge? "
Carwood Lipton: "They're doing fine, Bill. Nice of you to ask. "
-Band of Brothers
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"Charlie Don't Surf!"
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"He thinks the carpet pissers did this?"
Also, a whole bunch of quotes from Full Metal Jacket that arent appropriate
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Let's get the classics out of the way:
"Use the Force, Luke"
"I think I can hold it!"
"No, Luke, I am your father"
"It's a trap!"
-Penguin
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"People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla?
And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend.
We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, others the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different.
Why?
Because a real RocknRolla wants the f*ck!ng lot."
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"He thinks the carpet pissers did this?"
Also, a whole bunch of quotes from Full Metal Jacket that arent appropriate
:lol
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Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
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"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" -Josey Wales
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The best quote will always be from the first Superman movie. When Lois Lane is dangling from the Daily Planet helicopter over the edge of the building by a thin pice of cord and let's go falling straight down. Only to be caught by an ascending man in blue and red outfit with a cocky "I got you"
Her reply with hysteria [b]"If you got me, who's got you?"[/b]
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"This wedding is horseshitttt" ~Step Brothers
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Little Bill: You just shot an unarmed man
William Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vw7d6LSWmk
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'ENGLISH @#%#$%$#*)#$ DO YOU SPEAK IT?'
'Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? Oh you were finished. Then allow me to retort'
'Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.'
'Harry this is illegal'
'I'm temporarily insane Rock it's alright'
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
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"Say hello to my little friend!"
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Any number of quotes from Full Metal Jacket... This one will clear the filters, mostly...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your bellybutton belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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The Castle
Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] Dad also had a way of making everyone feel important.
Darryl Kerrigan: Go on Dale tell him. Tell 'em. Go on tell him.
Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] Like the time I dug a hole.
Darryl Kerrigan: Dale dug a hole.
Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] And he would compliment Mum every night on her cooking.
Darryl Kerrigan: Well hello. How's this boys. Woo hoo. What' do you call this?
Sal Kerrigan: Chicken.
Darryl Kerrigan: and it's got something sprinkled on it
Sal Kerrigan: Seasoning
Darryl Kerrigan: Seasoning! Looks like everybody's kicked a goal.
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There's so many great movie quotes... This one, always make me smile...
Outlaw Josie Wales... Wales rides into the Comanche village looking for the feared Chief, Ten Bears.
Upon meeting each other on horse back, with a hundred Comanche braves surrounding them, the dialog begins...
Wales: "You be Ten Bears?"
10 Bears: "I am Ten Bears."
Wales, spitting tobacco juice before speaking: "I'm Josie Wales."
10 Bears, somewhat surprised: "I have heard. You're the Grey Rider, you would not make peace with the blue coats. You may go in peace."
Wales, his eyes narrowing: "I reckon not."
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14995 (http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14995)
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Archibald Cunningham: Think of yourself a scabbard, Mistress McGregor, and I the sword. And a fine fit you were, too
From "Rob Roy"
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" Its MY island" crazy steve from BraveHeart
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" Its MY island" crazy steve from BraveHeart
"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're #%##%" :lol
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Ziegel: "He is tearing ze wings off of zat plane!"
Heidemann: "Ah Ziegel, he shoot zem down. Your job is to keep him up there."
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"You call yourself a patriot? And royal subject to the crown?"
"I do not call myself subject to much at all" -Nathaniel to the British scum in Last of the Mohicans
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"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're #%##%" :lol
:lol
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Ripley
“Nuke the entire site from orbit--it’s the only way to be sure”
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nuke-it-from-orbit (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nuke-it-from-orbit)
:salute
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:lol
Steve was the S@%# eh?
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Steve was the S@%# eh?
Agreed, for some odd reason i always yell "its my island" during St Patricks day when im near bagpipes and drums. :D
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We're on a mission from God!
http://youtu.be/-4YrCFz0Kfc (http://youtu.be/-4YrCFz0Kfc)
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Star Trek: First Contact has a bunch of really good ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGF1NP-FrCU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU5zGmshIT8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU5zGmshIT8)
Edit: LOL at the board censoring that link, look at the last 5 letters.
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Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These diddlying amateurs...
...Just about everything in "The Big Lebowski"...
MaxQ
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Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These uplifting amateurs...
...Just about everything in "The Big Lebowski"...
MaxQ
" I'm finishin my coffee." Walter Sobchak
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"Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade"
"The cockpit? What is it?"
"It's the small room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now."
"I just wanted you to know, we're all counting on you."
"To the tower, To the tower, Rapunzel, Rapunzel!"
"Just Kidding!!"
"God invents dinosaurs"
"God destroys dinosaurs"
"God invents man"
"Man destroys God"
"Man invents dinosaurs"
"Dinosaurs destroy Man"
"You can't hurt Mongo.. you can only make him mad"
"Nobody move, or the... "... naw.. we won't go there..
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"F*** this court, **** Jim Lahey, **** Randy, **** those two idiot cops right there, **** suit dummies, as a matter of fact **** legal aid, **** Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings, **** all the old wood in here, **** the moon, **** corn on the cob, **** squirrels, **** me, **** you, **** everything!"
Ricky - The Big Dirty.
"It's better to have a gun and not need one, than need a gun and not have one."
Clarence - True Romance.
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littering and, littering and........
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smoking the reefer
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You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow yourself, I'd hate to die.
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You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow yourself, I'd hate to die.
:rofl
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pretty much anything from the film Aliens
also pretty much anything from Fear and Loathing ;]
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"F*** this court, **** Jim Lahey, **** Randy, **** those two idiot cops right there, **** suit dummies, as a matter of fact **** legal aid, **** Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings, **** all the old wood in here, **** the moon, **** corn on the cob, **** squirrels, **** me, **** you, **** everything!"
Ricky - The Big Dirty.
:aok
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This isn't where i parked my car.... - Eurotrip
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Eurotrip/004EUT_Jacob_Pitts_006.jpg)
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"ITS NOT FAIR!!! everyone wants to suck your D, NOBODY wants to suck MINE!!!!!!!" - Your Highness!
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Sit your five dolla oscar down before i make change! - New Jack City
Anything Joe Pesci says.
Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back - Russy
What we do in life echoes through eternity - Still Russy
Anything Will Ferrell says.
Get to da CHOPPA!
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I have not yet begun to defile myself.
I will not pawed at.
Ive got two guns, one for each of you.
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Now you stop laughin right meow!
Not so funny meow is it?
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-You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your diddlying khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.-
-A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.-
-When I wake in the country, I dream of being in London. When I get here, it's full of people like you.-
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Mal from Firefly/Serenity has the best quotes. "I aim to misbehave"
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Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna diddly with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
Apone: Knock it off, Hudson. All right, gear up.
:D
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I'm a peecock captain...you got to let me fly!!!-the other guys
He was a ritard-The hangover
You motorboating son of a b!@#$- The wedding crashers
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You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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Sgt.Maj. Plumley: They get close enough to kill us, we'll be close enough to kill them.
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Little Bill: "See you in hell."
William Munny: "......yep."
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I see you have the ring, and your schwartz is as big as mine
Its good to be the king
The sheriff is near!
Your a SMEEEEE HEAAAAAAAAA
And now for something completely different
Are you a poof?
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I see you have the ring, and your schwartz is as big as mine
Its good to be the king
The sheriff is near!
Your a SMEEEEE HEAAAAAAAAA
And now for something completely different
Are you a poof?
You left one out...
The Larch...
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this one reminds me of the vtards every time I log in.
"I have never seen so many men wasted so badly"
a few good guys there wasted badly due to one blind guy.
semp
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Lancelot - "There's a large number of lonely men out there."
Guinevere - "Don't worry, I wont let them rape you."
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"We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!"
Raoul Duke: Fear and Loathing Las Vegas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUY
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The Sawyers are number one!!! The Sawyers are number one!!!
The head of the (leatherfaces) Sawyer clan after winning the local chili contest in Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2.
Followed up by:
The secrets in the meat!!
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"Congratulations, gentlemen. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training."
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A mans got to know his limitations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VrFV5r8cs0
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And this is just classic. The best insults from all movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=related
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I don't want a large farva, I want a Golly-geen liter of cola
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"You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."
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A mans got to know his limitations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VrFV5r8cs0
Mine too. :aok
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*cue brass fanfare*
NObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."
:lol Time Bandits!
"I see the map, master!"
- "Where?"
"The little one has it!"
- "The little one?"
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WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOUR?........
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"It's twue it's twue!" Madelyn Kahn in Young Frankenstien.
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"It's twue it's twue!" Madelyn Kahn in Blazing Saddles.
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It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... and HELL'S COMING WITH ME!
You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
Oh, make no mistake. It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning.
Say when..
You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.
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Josie Wells: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither
Lone Watie: How did you know which one was goin' to shoot first?
Josie Wales: Well, that one in the center: he had a flap holster and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
Lone Watie: How 'bout the one on the right?
Josie Wales: Never paid him no mind; you were there.
Lone Watie: I could have missed.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOUoNy7EmPA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOUoNy7EmPA) Get off my plane! :rofl Wonderful last words for the bad guy to hear
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Not an actual movie quote, but one that sticks with me everywhere I go.
"No, the food is hot. You'll need a tray to put the food on."
Eddie Izzard from "The Death Star Canteen"
Bob
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Josie Wells: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither
Lone Watie: How did you know which one was goin' to shoot first?
Josie Wales: Well, that one in the center: he had a flap holster and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
Lone Watie: How 'bout the one on the right?
Josie Wales: Never paid him no mind; you were there.
Lone Watie: I could have missed.
This by far the best movie i've watched in many years - hard to beat the talent Clint Eastwood has in a movie role, he clearly made Josey Wales an american icon.
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"This man El Guapo is not just famous; he's in-famous" Martin short - The three amigos
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"You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced because every time Catherine reved up the microwave, I's piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. Now the plastic one aint as strong, and if this gets dented, my hair just aint gonna look right." - Cousin Eddie
"Does it really matter Eddie" - Clark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9G1VWo_yyU
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Holy Grail.
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
Being There.
LOUISE
Gobbledegook! All the time he
talked gobbledegook! An' it's
for sure a White man's world in
America, hell, I raised that boy
since he was the size of a pissant
an' I'll say right now he never
learned to read an' write - no sir!
Had no brains at all, was stuffed
with rice puddin' between the ears!
Short-changed by the Lord and dumb
as a love muffin an' look at him now!
Yes, sir - all you gotta be is
white in America an' you get whatever
you want! Just listen to that boy -
gobbledegook!