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Title: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: Shuffler on February 10, 2012, 12:22:40 AM
My darling husband,
 
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pickup came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love
you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX
 
P.S. Your girlfriend called.         
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: Orbitson on February 10, 2012, 12:36:31 AM
Just ask her to "just dance" and all will be well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw&NR=1
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: Tank-Ace on February 10, 2012, 01:40:14 AM
....Oouuch. I assume that is an actual letter you recieved. If shes mistaken about the girlfriend thing, that sucks man.


If shes not, you deserve that about 10 times over  :aok.
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: Tupac on February 10, 2012, 01:42:02 AM
Quote from: Tank-Ace on February 10, 2012, 01:40:14 AM
....Oouuch. I assume that is an actual letter you recieved. If shes mistaken about the girlfriend thing, that sucks man.


If shes not, you deserve that about 10 times over  :aok.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: guncrasher on February 10, 2012, 01:55:42 AM
this is an old joke and the pic which you fail to include shows a truck right on top of a very nice convertible.

found the pic

(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii115/jthornton17/yourgirlfriendcalled.jpg)


semp
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: coombz on February 10, 2012, 02:22:15 AM
Quote from: Tank-Ace on February 10, 2012, 01:40:14 AM
....Oouuch. I assume that is an actual letter you recieved. If shes mistaken about the girlfriend thing, that sucks man.


If shes not, you deserve that about 10 times over  :aok.

(http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/freak5.gif)
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: Tupac on February 10, 2012, 02:24:11 AM
Quote from: coombz on February 10, 2012, 02:22:15 AM
(http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/freak5.gif)

 :rofl
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: Hannibal on February 10, 2012, 05:38:31 AM
Quote from: Tank-Ace on February 10, 2012, 01:40:14 AM
....Oouuch. I assume that is an actual letter you recieved. If shes mistaken about the girlfriend thing, that sucks man.


If shes not, you deserve that about 10 times over  :aok.

Wow you ASSume too much.
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: Dichotomy on February 10, 2012, 06:05:32 PM
Oldie but always funny

not even remotely SFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piuJzS7H-4
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: B4Buster on February 10, 2012, 06:37:51 PM
Quote from: coombz on February 10, 2012, 02:22:15 AM
(http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/freak5.gif)

LMFAO!!!
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: B-17 on February 10, 2012, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: coombz on February 10, 2012, 02:22:15 AM
(http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/freak5.gif)

That's like  :rolleyes: on steroids :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: SIK1 on February 10, 2012, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: guncrasher on February 10, 2012, 01:55:42 AM
this is an old joke and the pic which you fail to include shows a truck right on top of a very nice convertible.

found the pic

(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii115/jthornton17/yourgirlfriendcalled.jpg)


semp

Wow the indignation. An F150 on top of a Ferrari, parked next to what looks like a Vespa scooter.
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: dunnrite on February 10, 2012, 08:36:46 PM
Quote from: Hannibal on February 10, 2012, 05:38:31 AM
Wow you ASSume too much.

He passed dumb f..k idiot several exits back.
Title: Re: Wife's letter to loving Husband...
Post by: matt on February 11, 2012, 10:20:20 AM
Quote from: guncrasher on February 10, 2012, 01:55:42 AM
this is an old joke and the pic which you fail to include shows a truck right on top of a very nice convertible.

found the pic

(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii115/jthornton17/yourgirlfriendcalled.jpg)


semp
:rofl