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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Tupac on February 25, 2012, 09:35:56 PM
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I read this and thought I would share
My Month as a Student (humor)
Week 1
Monday: Rain.
Tuesday: Rain.
Wednesday: No rain; no visibility either.
Thursday: Take instructor to lunch. Discover I don't know enough to take instructor to lunch.
Friday: FLY! Do first stall and second stall during same maneuver, cover instructor with lunch.
Week 2
Monday: Learned not to scrape frost off Plexiglas with ice-scraper. Used big scratches on windshield as marker to set pitch.
Tuesday: Instructor wants me to stop calling throttle, "THAT BIG KNOB THING." Also, hates it when I call instruments 'GADGETS'.
Wednesday: Radios won't pick up radio stations, so I turn them off. Instructor seems to think I missed something during the introductory flight.
Thursday: Learned 10-degree bank is not a steep turn. Did stall again today. Lost 2000 feet. Instructor said that was some kind of record. -My first complement!!!. :x
Friday: Did steep turn. Instructor said I was not ready for inverted flight, yet.
Week 3
Monday: Instructor called in sick. New instructor told me to stop calling her "BABE"
Did steep turns. She said I have to have permission for inverted flight.
Tuesday: Instructor back. He told me to stop calling him "BABE", too. He got mad when I pulled power back on takeoff because the engine was too loud.
Wednesday: Instructor said after the first 20 hours, most students have established a learning curve. He said it seemed there was only a slight bend in mine.
Ah-ha!...progress! :x
Thursday: Did stalls. Clean recovery. Instructor said I did good job. Also did turns around a point. Instructor warned me never to pick ex-fiancée's house as point again.
Friday: Did pattern work. Instructor said that if downwind, base, and final formed a triangle,I would be perfect. More praise! :x
Week 4
Monday: First landing at controlled field. Did fine until I told the captain in the 747 ahead of us on taxiway to move his bird. Instructor says we'll have ground school all this week on radio procedures.
Tuesday: asked instructor if everyone in his family had turned gray at such an early age. He smiled. We did takeoff stalls. He says I did just fine but to wait until we reach altitude next time. C-150 will be out of shop in three days when the new nose-strut and tire replacement.
Instructor says his back bothers him only a little.
Wednesday: Flew through clouds. I thought those radio towers were a lot lower. I'm sure my instructor is going gray.
Thursday: Left flaps down for entire flight. Instructor asked why. I told him I wanted the extra lift as a safety margin. More ground school. :headscratch:
Friday: Asked instructor when I could solo. He laughed till he cried. What was so funny?
Author unknown found in weekly throwaway
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:lol Hilarious!
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:rofl Priceless!!!!!
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Monday did stalls
Tuesday Rain
Wednesday Snow. welcome to michigan...
Thursday Attempted to vulch a 152 on takeoff. Instructor reminded me i was flying a C172 not a P51...
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:rofl
I skipped the beginning and started reading at "week 1", thought it was your story until i got to "Author unknown found in weekly throwaway". :rofl