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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: helbent on March 05, 2012, 05:42:23 AM
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Just read a post by debrody and bruv mentioned that a player should'nt mock his english, but instead attempt to speak perfect hungarian. It got me thinking...
Personally, I think its fantastic that people learn to speak english in a very short time while playing Aces High. I wish it was a chinese game, so that I would be fluent in Manadarin by now and might actually have a marketable skill. There are many, from countries around the globe, that started here with very little (or none at all) english comprehension. While playing, you could witness the rapid progression of a players verbal ability and that made me feel good. I would always congratulate them or try to kindly help them along. I was proud to help. Attempting to empathize with their struggles, I would often ask them how they would say certain phrases and try to speak with them in their native tounge. I have a cheat sheet on my desk at home with certain phrases like Ompa Konnias (finish-many cons), moin, der gableswanze teufel, ciao, amico, guten weinochten, etc etc. (I'm not at my desk unfortunately).
However, I fear that these players might come to America and attempt to gain employment at a local walmart with Aces-High speak.
Walmart interviewer: Hello
Debrody: Hey dude, how the f*** are ya?
Walmart interviewer: Need to go to the bathroom or anything?
Debrody: Neg
Walmart interviewer: Ready to begin?
Debrody: 10-4 lets roll
Walmart interviewer: Describe why you are the best candidate for this position.
Debrody: I ownzz all these dweebs and posers!!!! I R BEST
Walmart interviewer: What if two customers bump each other and start having a verbal altercation?
Debrody: Ask if they filmed it, G..D.... collision BS
Walmart interviewer: Where are the potaotes located?
Debrody: We gotz taterz??? I lovez me them taterz man!!! TATERS RULZ
Walmart interviewer: How do you welcome a family or large group of people to our store?
Debrody: Takez your HORDE and piss off, we dont want you here you dang gangbangerz, go to cosco!
Walmart interviewer: You see a customer taking notes on particular prices around the store, do you offer help?
Debrody: Hellz no, all f'in spiez get reported to the mods.
Walmart interviewer: After checking out, an elderly woman has many items. We like to help some of our customers load their car, how would you ask if she needed assistance?
Debrody: It appears your bingo, need a wingy to help you rtb?
Walmart interviewer: A large man dropped an item and is having trouble picking it up. How do you respond?
Debrody: Havin trouble there piktard? Move along fat...
Walmart interviewer: Two customers crash their carts into each other and are having difficulty figuring out who has the right of way.
Debrody: Both you tards go to the DA, your SA is suxor and HO'in is for chumps.
Walmart interviewer: A customer has been in the same aisle for quite some time.
Debrody: Sneak up from behind, kick his a.., and say I got you camptard, try that shiz again with me here.
Walmart interviewer: You see an underage boy leaving with a case of beer.
Debrody: WOOT!!! WTFG man!!!!
Walmart interviewer: A young woman is holding two different brands of tampons.
Debrody: You pilot wounded? How bad you bleedin and for how long?
Walmart interviewer: A rude customer has pushed everyone out of the way to get to your register first.
Debrody: I pronounce you KOTH winner, heres your plaque.
Walmart interviewer: You spot a customer smoking in the store.
Debrody: Dude your on fire!!! BAIL BAIL BAIL
Walmart interviewer: You find an accumulation of garbage in an aisle. What do you do?
Debrody: Get on mic and call for a deacker
Walamrt Interviewer: If offered a position, when can you start?
Debrody: 2 weeks
Might be a lame attempt at humor, but there it is.
A big :salute to all you guys and girls that were forced to learn our language in order to play this game that we all love. Cant wait to once again fly the unfriendly skies of Aces High with and against my friends from around the world.
Piston, helbent, EXTINCT :aok
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:rofl g1 helbent.
I learn't many Japanese phrases (mostly forgotten now) from my old friend SDG_Stelux in FA, we even had him on our vent directing the GB / JP forces. His number two NekoNabe played AH for a bit but his English is not as good to translate.
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lmfao
well... i did my language exam last May. No, it wasnt about checking sixes ;) I knew the basics before i got here tho... still, that exam was ridiculously easy, only had to memorize some new words.
anyway, you just gave me a good laugh :cheers:
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:lol
win
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thats some funny stuff!! :rofl
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:rofl :rofl
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:lol :lol :lol :aok
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that's just awesome! :rofl :rofl
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now thats funny :rofl :rofl + :aok :old:
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
NOW THAT BE SOME FUNNY SHIZNITZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
WTG! :aok
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:lol
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:rofl :rofl
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+10 :banana: :x
Boo
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haha excellent,
English is my second language, but I find I have to teach it back to native speakers sometimes. . . :noid
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Walmart interviewer: A large man dropped an item and is having trouble picking it up. How do you respond?
Debrody: Havin trouble there piktard? Move along fat...
:rofl :rofl
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Hellbent, you made my morning :aok
:rofl
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Classic :aok
shamus
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Walmart: An old Man had an accident in isle 6.
Debrody: Bomb Tard! :uhoh
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I'm pretty sure that debrody thinks the filtered swear words are actual american swear words because he has called people sweethearts and studmuffins before but misspelled them so you know that he typed them out himself. :devil
Love ya Debrody. :lol :aok
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It's pretty funny till you realize that I have been here for 30 years, speak with an accent and every now and then people mock me just for the hell of it. been told things like "dont listen to him he's one of them foreign guys..." and a few other things. 99.99 percent of the people who play aces high couldnt care less that I speak with an accent. but some others, it makes me so proud that I served just to come here to hear that crap. :salute
semp
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Semp that's why we love ya, you're the only Norwegian/Canadian with a Spanish accent i know :D
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Semp that's why we love ya, you're the only Norwegian/Canadian with a Spanish accent i know :D
I love Semp to, but I thought he was Australian... :headscratch: :D
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Funny stuff man! :rofl :aok
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Debrody's one of my fav personalities of aces high, always a class act around me, although I'm still wanting him to swear in hungarian on vox :)
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Just read a post by debrody and bruv mentioned that a player should'nt mock his english, but instead attempt to speak perfect hungarian. It got me thinking...
Personally, I think its fantastic that people learn to speak english in a very short time while playing Aces High. I wish it was a chinese game, so that I would be fluent in Manadarin by now and might actually have a marketable skill. There are many, from countries around the globe, that started here with very little (or none at all) english comprehension. While playing, you could witness the rapid progression of a players verbal ability and that made me feel good. I would always congratulate them or try to kindly help them along. I was proud to help. Attempting to empathize with their struggles, I would often ask them how they would say certain phrases and try to speak with them in their native tounge. I have a cheat sheet on my desk at home with certain phrases like Ompa Konnias (finish-many cons), moin, der gableswanze teufel, ciao, amico, guten weinochten, etc etc. (I'm not at my desk unfortunately).
However, I fear that these players might come to America and attempt to gain employment at a local walmart with Aces-High speak.
Walmart interviewer: Hello
Debrody: Hey dude, how the f*** are ya?
Walmart interviewer: Need to go to the bathroom or anything?
Debrody: Neg
Walmart interviewer: Ready to begin?
Debrody: 10-4 lets roll
Walmart interviewer: Describe why you are the best candidate for this position.
Debrody: I ownzz all these dweebs and posers!!!! I R BEST
Walmart interviewer: What if two customers bump each other and start having a verbal altercation?
Debrody: Ask if they filmed it, G..D.... collision BS
Walmart interviewer: Where are the potaotes located?
Debrody: We gotz taterz??? I lovez me them taterz man!!! TATERS RULZ
Walmart interviewer: How do you welcome a family or large group of people to our store?
Debrody: Takez your HORDE and piss off, we dont want you here you dang gangbangerz, go to cosco!
Walmart interviewer: You see a customer taking notes on particular prices around the store, do you offer help?
Debrody: Hellz no, all f'in spiez get reported to the mods.
Walmart interviewer: After checking out, an elderly woman has many items. We like to help some of our customers load their car, how would you ask if she needed assistance?
Debrody: It appears your bingo, need a wingy to help you rtb?
Walmart interviewer: A large man dropped an item and is having trouble picking it up. How do you respond?
Debrody: Havin trouble there piktard? Move along fat...
Walmart interviewer: Two customers crash their carts into each other and are having difficulty figuring out who has the right of way.
Debrody: Both you tards go to the DA, your SA is suxor and HO'in is for chumps.
Walmart interviewer: A customer has been in the same aisle for quite some time.
Debrody: Sneak up from behind, kick his a.., and say I got you camptard, try that shiz again with me here.
Walmart interviewer: You see an underage boy leaving with a case of beer.
Debrody: WOOT!!! WTFG man!!!!
Walmart interviewer: A young woman is holding two different brands of tampons.
Debrody: You pilot wounded? How bad you bleedin and for how long?
Walmart interviewer: A rude customer has pushed everyone out of the way to get to your register first.
Debrody: I pronounce you KOTH winner, heres your plaque.
Walmart interviewer: You spot a customer smoking in the store.
Debrody: Dude your on fire!!! BAIL BAIL BAIL
Walmart interviewer: You find an accumulation of garbage in an aisle. What do you do?
Debrody: Get on mic and call for a deacker
Walamrt Interviewer: If offered a position, when can you start?
Debrody: 2 weeks
Might be a lame attempt at humor, but there it is.
A big :salute to all you guys and girls that were forced to learn our language in order to play this game that we all love. Cant wait to once again fly the unfriendly skies of Aces High with and against my friends from around the world.
Piston, helbent, EXTINCT :aok
finally something funny to read :rock
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Heheheee. Great post, Hellbent. Very creative, indeed. :D
Regards, Odd
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I would be happy if all of our English speaking players would learn the difference between lose and loose. :rolleyes:
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haha PFD, Loose Deuce vs Lose D0uche, classic
without any offense, of course
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Aces high sur did improve my english, especially when vox was included in the game :aok
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I would be happy if all of our English speaking players would learn the difference between lose and loose. :rolleyes:
Along with there, their and they're.
And yes, our native speakers' abilities have gone downhill massively in the last ten years. Shame really, but the jokes on them.
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I love Semp to, but I thought he was Australian... :headscratch: :D
well if that is how he sounds...very understandable no one wants to talk to him :lol :lol :lol :lol :D
Very funny post .... I'm sure I've muttered a few of those things in the past
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That was so Fing funny...I bout split a gut
Great post
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:rofl
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Debrody's one of my fav personalities of aces high, always a class act around me, although I'm still wanting him to swear in hungarian on vox :)
he only swears in English for some reason :(
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Thanks for the laughs Helbent!
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I love Semp to, but I thought he was Australian... :headscratch: :D
I spent 100 bucks on a new surround sound headset to get rid of this awful german accent I have. the thing is made in china so I thought it would be a good change to speak with a chinese accent, but not luck. I still sound german. fricking false advertisement.
semp
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Honestly POTW is always speechless when semp talks on VOX.
He sounds like Ricardo Montalban trying to convince some Fine Corithian leather to ride with him in his 75 Chrysler Cordoba. We can't let our wives and girl freinds hear him on speakers because they start asking when we are taking them to the next POTW squad reunion. And when he sings on VOX.....Julio Iglesias gets nervous........ :D
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:rofl
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I got my friend from India to stop saying 'actually' all the friggin time. If you have a friend from India you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. I now have him substituting "I tell ya what" like Hank Hill.
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My two favorites:
Walmart interviewer: You see an underage boy leaving with a case of beer.
Debrody: WOOT!!! WTFG man!!!!
Walamrt Interviewer: If offered a position, when can you start?
Debrody: 2 weeks
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Pilot wound made me spew coffee.
:rofl