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Title: Foreign Speakers
Post by: helbent on March 05, 2012, 05:42:23 AM
Just read a post by debrody and bruv mentioned that a player should'nt mock his english, but instead attempt to speak perfect hungarian.  It got me thinking...

Personally, I think its fantastic that people learn to speak english in a very short time while playing Aces High.  I wish it was a chinese game, so that I would be fluent in Manadarin by now and might actually have a marketable skill.  There are many, from countries around the globe, that started here with very little (or none at all) english comprehension.  While playing, you could witness the rapid progression of a players verbal ability and that made me feel good.  I would always congratulate them or try to kindly help them along.  I was proud to help.  Attempting to empathize with their struggles, I would often ask them how they would say certain phrases and try to speak with them in their native tounge.  I have a cheat sheet on my desk at home with certain phrases like Ompa Konnias (finish-many cons), moin, der gableswanze teufel, ciao, amico, guten weinochten, etc etc.  (I'm not at my desk unfortunately).

However, I fear that these players might come to America and attempt to gain employment at a local walmart with Aces-High speak.

Walmart interviewer:  Hello
Debrody:  Hey dude, how the f*** are ya?

Walmart interviewer:  Need to go to the bathroom or anything?
Debrody: Neg

Walmart interviewer:  Ready to begin?
Debrody: 10-4 lets roll

Walmart interviewer:  Describe why you are the best candidate for this position.
Debrody:  I ownzz all these dweebs and posers!!!!  I R BEST

Walmart interviewer:  What if two customers bump each other and start having a verbal altercation?
Debrody:  Ask if they filmed it, G..D.... collision BS

Walmart interviewer:  Where are the potaotes located?
Debrody: We gotz taterz???  I lovez me them taterz man!!!  TATERS RULZ

Walmart interviewer:  How do you welcome a family or large group of people to our store?
Debrody:  Takez your HORDE and piss off, we dont want you here you dang gangbangerz, go to cosco!

Walmart interviewer:  You see a customer taking notes on particular prices around the store, do you offer help?
Debrody:  Hellz no, all f'in spiez get reported to the mods.

Walmart interviewer:  After checking out, an elderly woman has many items.  We like to help some of our customers load their car, how would you ask if she needed assistance?
Debrody:  It appears your bingo, need a wingy to help you rtb?

Walmart interviewer:  A large man dropped an item and is having trouble picking it up.  How do you respond?
Debrody:  Havin trouble there piktard?  Move along fat...

Walmart interviewer:  Two customers crash their carts into each other and are having difficulty figuring out who has the right of way.
Debrody:  Both you tards go to the DA, your SA is suxor and HO'in is for chumps.

Walmart interviewer:  A customer has been in the same aisle for quite some time.
Debrody:  Sneak up from behind, kick his a.., and say I got you camptard, try that shiz again with me here.

Walmart interviewer:  You see an underage boy leaving with a case of beer.
Debrody:  WOOT!!! WTFG man!!!!

Walmart interviewer:  A young woman is holding two different brands of tampons.
Debrody:  You pilot wounded?  How bad you bleedin and for how long?

Walmart interviewer:  A rude customer has pushed everyone out of the way to get to your register first.
Debrody:  I pronounce you KOTH winner, heres your plaque.

Walmart interviewer:  You spot a customer smoking in the store.
Debrody:  Dude your on fire!!! BAIL BAIL BAIL

Walmart interviewer:  You find an accumulation of garbage in an aisle. What do you do?
Debrody:  Get on mic and call for a deacker

Walamrt Interviewer:  If offered a position, when can you start?
Debrody:  2 weeks

Might be a lame attempt at humor, but there it is.

A big :salute to all you guys and girls that were forced to learn our language in order to play this game that we all love.  Cant wait to once again fly the unfriendly skies of Aces High with and against my friends from around the world.

Piston, helbent, EXTINCT   :aok
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Bruv119 on March 05, 2012, 05:46:58 AM
 :rofl   g1 helbent. 

I learn't many Japanese phrases (mostly forgotten now)   from my old friend SDG_Stelux in FA, we even had him on our vent directing the GB / JP forces.  His number two NekoNabe played AH for a bit but his English is not as good to translate.
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Debrody on March 05, 2012, 05:57:06 AM
lmfao
well...  i did my language exam last May. No, it wasnt about checking sixes  ;)  I knew the basics before i got here tho... still, that exam was ridiculously easy, only had to memorize some new words.
anyway, you just gave me a good laugh    :cheers:
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: LCADolby on March 05, 2012, 06:06:06 AM
 :lol

win
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: captain1ma on March 05, 2012, 06:24:43 AM
thats some funny stuff!!   :rofl
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: ghi on March 05, 2012, 06:37:16 AM
 :rofl :rofl


Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: dhyran on March 05, 2012, 06:49:30 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :aok
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: chewie86 on March 05, 2012, 07:02:38 AM
that's just awesome!   :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: realgood on March 05, 2012, 07:22:48 AM
 now thats funny  :rofl :rofl + :aok :old:
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: FLOTSOM on March 05, 2012, 07:38:29 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

NOW THAT BE SOME FUNNY SHIZNITZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

WTG!  :aok
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: MK-84 on March 05, 2012, 07:43:07 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: RipRap on March 05, 2012, 07:58:14 AM
 :rofl :rofl   
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: mthrockmor on March 05, 2012, 08:07:59 AM
+10   :banana: :x

Boo
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Ruah on March 05, 2012, 08:10:36 AM
haha excellent,

English is my second language, but I find I have to teach it back to native speakers sometimes. . . :noid
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: uptown on March 05, 2012, 08:14:34 AM
Walmart interviewer:  A large man dropped an item and is having trouble picking it up.  How do you respond?
Debrody:  Havin trouble there piktard?  Move along fat...


 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: VonMessa on March 05, 2012, 08:19:00 AM
Hellbent, you made my morning   :aok

 :rofl
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Shamus on March 05, 2012, 08:37:28 AM
Classic  :aok

shamus
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: B4Buster on March 05, 2012, 08:52:13 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Slate on March 05, 2012, 08:52:55 AM
  

      Walmart: An old Man had an accident in isle 6.
    Debrody:  Bomb Tard!    :uhoh
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Vudu15 on March 05, 2012, 08:53:31 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Shuffler on March 05, 2012, 09:28:32 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: grizz441 on March 05, 2012, 09:33:50 AM
I'm pretty sure that debrody thinks the filtered swear words are actual american swear words because he has called people sweethearts and studmuffins before but misspelled them so you know that he typed them out himself.  :devil

Love ya Debrody.  :lol  :aok
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: guncrasher on March 05, 2012, 10:42:48 AM
It's pretty funny till you realize that I have been here for 30 years, speak with an accent and every now and then people mock me just for the hell of it.   been told things like "dont listen to him he's one of them foreign guys..." and a few other things.  99.99 percent of the people who play aces high couldnt care less that I speak with an accent.  but some others, it makes me so proud that I served just to come here to hear that crap.  :salute




semp
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: 68ZooM on March 05, 2012, 10:48:26 AM
Semp that's why we love ya, you're the only Norwegian/Canadian with a Spanish accent i know  :D
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: waystin2 on March 05, 2012, 10:51:10 AM
Semp that's why we love ya, you're the only Norwegian/Canadian with a Spanish accent i know  :D

I love Semp to, but I thought he was Australian... :headscratch:   :D
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: DEECONX on March 05, 2012, 10:59:23 AM
Funny stuff man!  :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Butcher on March 05, 2012, 11:03:13 AM
Debrody's one of my fav personalities of aces high, always a class act around me, although I'm still wanting him to swear in hungarian on vox :)
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: matt on March 05, 2012, 11:07:55 AM
Just read a post by debrody and bruv mentioned that a player should'nt mock his english, but instead attempt to speak perfect hungarian.  It got me thinking...

Personally, I think its fantastic that people learn to speak english in a very short time while playing Aces High.  I wish it was a chinese game, so that I would be fluent in Manadarin by now and might actually have a marketable skill.  There are many, from countries around the globe, that started here with very little (or none at all) english comprehension.  While playing, you could witness the rapid progression of a players verbal ability and that made me feel good.  I would always congratulate them or try to kindly help them along.  I was proud to help.  Attempting to empathize with their struggles, I would often ask them how they would say certain phrases and try to speak with them in their native tounge.  I have a cheat sheet on my desk at home with certain phrases like Ompa Konnias (finish-many cons), moin, der gableswanze teufel, ciao, amico, guten weinochten, etc etc.  (I'm not at my desk unfortunately).

However, I fear that these players might come to America and attempt to gain employment at a local walmart with Aces-High speak.

Walmart interviewer:  Hello
Debrody:  Hey dude, how the f*** are ya?

Walmart interviewer:  Need to go to the bathroom or anything?
Debrody: Neg

Walmart interviewer:  Ready to begin?
Debrody: 10-4 lets roll

Walmart interviewer:  Describe why you are the best candidate for this position.
Debrody:  I ownzz all these dweebs and posers!!!!  I R BEST

Walmart interviewer:  What if two customers bump each other and start having a verbal altercation?
Debrody:  Ask if they filmed it, G..D.... collision BS

Walmart interviewer:  Where are the potaotes located?
Debrody: We gotz taterz???  I lovez me them taterz man!!!  TATERS RULZ

Walmart interviewer:  How do you welcome a family or large group of people to our store?
Debrody:  Takez your HORDE and piss off, we dont want you here you dang gangbangerz, go to cosco!

Walmart interviewer:  You see a customer taking notes on particular prices around the store, do you offer help?
Debrody:  Hellz no, all f'in spiez get reported to the mods.

Walmart interviewer:  After checking out, an elderly woman has many items.  We like to help some of our customers load their car, how would you ask if she needed assistance?
Debrody:  It appears your bingo, need a wingy to help you rtb?

Walmart interviewer:  A large man dropped an item and is having trouble picking it up.  How do you respond?
Debrody:  Havin trouble there piktard?  Move along fat...

Walmart interviewer:  Two customers crash their carts into each other and are having difficulty figuring out who has the right of way.
Debrody:  Both you tards go to the DA, your SA is suxor and HO'in is for chumps.

Walmart interviewer:  A customer has been in the same aisle for quite some time.
Debrody:  Sneak up from behind, kick his a.., and say I got you camptard, try that shiz again with me here.

Walmart interviewer:  You see an underage boy leaving with a case of beer.
Debrody:  WOOT!!! WTFG man!!!!

Walmart interviewer:  A young woman is holding two different brands of tampons.
Debrody:  You pilot wounded?  How bad you bleedin and for how long?

Walmart interviewer:  A rude customer has pushed everyone out of the way to get to your register first.
Debrody:  I pronounce you KOTH winner, heres your plaque.

Walmart interviewer:  You spot a customer smoking in the store.
Debrody:  Dude your on fire!!! BAIL BAIL BAIL

Walmart interviewer:  You find an accumulation of garbage in an aisle. What do you do?
Debrody:  Get on mic and call for a deacker

Walamrt Interviewer:  If offered a position, when can you start?
Debrody:  2 weeks

Might be a lame attempt at humor, but there it is.

A big :salute to all you guys and girls that were forced to learn our language in order to play this game that we all love.  Cant wait to once again fly the unfriendly skies of Aces High with and against my friends from around the world.

Piston, helbent, EXTINCT   :aok
finally something funny to read :rock
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Oddball-CAF on March 05, 2012, 11:23:37 AM
Heheheee. Great post, Hellbent. Very creative, indeed.  :D

Regards, Odd
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: PFactorDave on March 05, 2012, 11:25:21 AM
I would be happy if all of our English speaking players would learn the difference between lose and loose.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Debrody on March 05, 2012, 11:27:16 AM
haha PFD, Loose Deuce vs Lose D0uche, classic
without any offense, of course
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Noir on March 05, 2012, 11:43:23 AM
Aces high sur did improve my english, especially when vox was included in the game :aok
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: helbent on March 05, 2012, 02:15:16 PM
I would be happy if all of our English speaking players would learn the difference between lose and loose.   :rolleyes:

Along with there, their and they're.

And yes, our native speakers' abilities have gone downhill massively in the last ten years.  Shame really, but the jokes on them.
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: SPKmes on March 05, 2012, 02:42:25 PM
I love Semp to, but I thought he was Australian... :headscratch:   :D

well if that is how he sounds...very understandable no one wants to talk to him   :lol :lol :lol :lol :D

Very funny post .... I'm sure I've muttered a few of those things in the past
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: infowars on March 05, 2012, 03:03:11 PM
That was so Fing funny...I bout split a gut

Great post
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: MAINER on March 05, 2012, 06:16:53 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: M0nkey_Man on March 05, 2012, 09:12:33 PM
Debrody's one of my fav personalities of aces high, always a class act around me, although I'm still wanting him to swear in hungarian on vox :)
he only swears in English for some reason :(
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Kermit de frog on March 05, 2012, 11:19:22 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Thanks for the laughs Helbent!
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: guncrasher on March 06, 2012, 12:38:37 AM
I love Semp to, but I thought he was Australian... :headscratch:   :D

I spent 100 bucks on a new surround sound headset to get rid of this awful german accent I have.  the thing is made in china so I thought it would be a good change to speak with a chinese accent, but not luck.  I still sound german.  fricking false advertisement.


semp
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: bustr on March 06, 2012, 03:21:27 PM
Honestly POTW is always speechless when semp talks on VOX.

He sounds like Ricardo Montalban trying to convince some Fine Corithian leather to ride with him in his 75 Chrysler Cordoba. We can't let our wives and girl freinds hear him on speakers because they start asking when we are taking them to the next POTW squad reunion. And when he sings on VOX.....Julio Iglesias gets nervous........ :D
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: projoe on March 08, 2012, 07:32:24 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Rob52240 on March 10, 2012, 02:09:47 AM
I got my friend from India to stop saying 'actually' all the friggin time.  If you have a friend from India you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.  I now have him substituting "I tell ya what" like Hank Hill.
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Mar on March 10, 2012, 05:24:56 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

My two favorites:

Walmart interviewer:  You see an underage boy leaving with a case of beer.
Debrody:  WOOT!!! WTFG man!!!!

Walamrt Interviewer:  If offered a position, when can you start?
Debrody:  2 weeks
Title: Re: Foreign Speakers
Post by: Dragon on March 10, 2012, 11:41:32 AM


Pilot wound made me spew coffee.

 :rofl