Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Tupac on March 18, 2012, 01:09:54 PM
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http://radans.net/jens/planestory.html
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:rofl
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It must be just me but I can't make the terrifying story of my last flight on Rex Air fit together.
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:rofl
Flight Goes Horribly Wrong
Australian passengers told of their terror aboard a Melbourne bound Australian Airlines flight which was forced to return to Perth yesterday due to shortage of food.
Some passengers were distraught that the 943 passengers were told few details of the kerfuffle.
They said the plane 'Seemed normal, but everyone knew it was posessed by the Devil' before turning around.
As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Airbus Dash-4 Caribou landed.
Passenger we can't show you his name, but he is a very scared man last night was still recovering from the ordeal.
'The hostess shoved me out of the plane. I landed right on the concrete', the passenger said.
Airbus Caribous...they exist :old:
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Sydney passengers told of their horrific terror aboard a Sydney bound Australian Airlines flight which was enforced to return to Sydney yesterday due to explosive decompression.
Some passengers were devastated that the 943 passengers were told few details of the tragedy.
They said the plane 'Cracked in half like a boiled egg that was left in the water too long' before turning around.
As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Antonov 146 landed.
Passenger Nanna Shep last night was still recovering from the ordeal.
'The hostess shoved me out of the plane. I landed right on the concrete', the passenger said.
-Penguin
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Airbus Caribous...they exist :old:
With seating for 941 ;) :D
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Canberra passengers told of their terrible dreadful fear aboard a Melbourne bound Compass flight which was advised it was in the best interests of the plane to return to Canberra yesterday due to insufficient stewardess cleavage.
Some passengers were horrified that the 247 passengers were told few details of the calamity.
They said the plane 'Went around in circles for a while' before turning around.
As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Piper Cub landed.
Passenger Bruce Goatman last night was still recovering from the ordeal.
'It's a good thing I was wearing the brown underwear', the passenger said.
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Terrified Passengers in Dread Flight
Foreign passengers told of their scared panicked dread aboard a Perth bound Qantas flight which was told in no uncertain terms to return to Sydney yesterday due to running out of Everybody Loves Raymond episodes.
Some passengers were horrified that the 5 passengers were told few details of the kerfuffle.
They said the plane 'Flew slowly with the engines screaming like Shannon Noll trying to sing' before turning around.
As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Fokker A320 landed.
Passenger Mr Hennigans last night was still recovering from the ordeal.
'It's a good thing I was wearing the brown underwear', the passenger said.
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Foreign passengers told of their panic aboard a Sydney bound Jetstar flight which was required to return to Sydney yesterday due to coffee tasting good.
Some passengers were offended that the 168 passengers were told few details of the occurance.
They said the plane 'Seemed normal, but everyone knew it was posessed by the Devil' before turning around.
As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Boeing Cub landed.
Passenger Bill Smith last night was still recovering from the ordeal.
'I was scared for my life and I don't scare easily', the passenger said.