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Title: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: MarineUS on March 19, 2012, 09:32:38 PM
This...I mean...I think I just lost the rest of my faith in the human race...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYTj5CChaA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: SoonerMP on March 19, 2012, 09:43:26 PM
Wow, that made my head hurt.....
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: Raphael on March 19, 2012, 09:44:04 PM
lol guys she can't be serious... lol I bet we got trolled
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: flight17 on March 19, 2012, 09:45:03 PM
OMG ROTFLMFAO
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: MachFly on March 19, 2012, 09:48:11 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: titanic3 on March 19, 2012, 09:52:33 PM
It's fake, no way anyone is THAT stupid.
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: BowHTR on March 19, 2012, 10:00:14 PM
This...I mean...I think I just lost the rest of my faith in the human race...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYTj5CChaA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Did you originally see this on GON?
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: MK-84 on March 19, 2012, 10:12:16 PM
     I'm not so sure we got trolled.

     Years back I was dating a girl, and I moved a picture frame on my wall several feet to one side.  When she next came over she asked me "wasnt that photo over there?"  I responded that she was correct but since I was in such an old house the walls had shifted. (as a silly lame joke)
     To my amazement Her response was "Really...wha...how..no you're messing with me.  Wait! really?!  She didn't really believe what I told her, but in all seriousness she could not understand how a picture could move three feet from one part of a wall to another.

     Take off picture, remove nail.  Insert nail into new desired location, replace picture. :huh

     Almost no one believes me, but it really did happen.

Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on March 19, 2012, 10:27:42 PM
SHe's actually pretty smart in how a brain works. I really don't think any guy would seriously post a video on youtube on how dumb his wife is.

... but my real life example of blonde moment, was me dating this ggirl in Florida that wasn't all the way up there (but man DID SHE have a body! :devil). When I left Florida to California, while saying good bye with her folks she said : "You are going to California? When will you be back in USA? Her mom almost passed out :lol
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: Peacemaker on March 20, 2012, 12:25:41 AM
Hahahahahaha epic troll level :D

"No no, you just cut it in half!!"
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: oakranger on March 20, 2012, 01:47:27 AM
WOW!
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: A8TOOL on March 20, 2012, 02:59:19 AM

The real meaning of MPH: Response Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alkX2l92eRg
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: MachFly on March 20, 2012, 03:12:13 AM
The real meaning of MPH: Response Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alkX2l92eRg

 :huh  :rofl
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: Heater on March 20, 2012, 06:05:52 AM
There are a few of them out there, ex GF of mine, is one of them.

in short we had a conversation about world being covered by 3/4 water... her response was NO it's 75% from there it went down hill, tried to explain that it was the same....

I just gave up! :bhead
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: tunnelrat on March 20, 2012, 08:14:53 AM
My wife is exceptionally intelligent, yet she is absolutely owned by math.  Over the years, she has forced herself to get better (she handles our finances with a mastery, she calls herself an "asian jew"... which I think is okay... I mean, it's not politically correct, but it's politically awesome...)

Anyway... a few years ago... I thought she was going to throw down because of a little argument that we had...  she insisted that 750 was an odd number.  It didn't help that a really good friend of ours was there, and even though he KNEW we'd just entered dangerous territory, he couldn't keep a straight face... (you'd have to know the guy, he's one of those dudes that anyone would be more than blessed to have as a friend, and is absolutely respectful... so for him to lose his bearing...)

Anyway, the great difficulty she has with non-meaningful/uninteresting numbers (there is some clinical term for it... abstract concepts, etc), has cause her to internalize certain things in error... and I guess the concept of "odds and evens" was locked in as relating to the first digit...  anyway, to this day, I don't bring it up hahahahahahaha....

She is beautiful, scrappy, sees road curve speed warnings as a challenge, has taught herself electrical engineering, carpentry, and can build a spreadsheet that would make Stephen Hawking reach for the Exedrin... just don't ask her to do even the most basic math in her head (literally... 7x5... forget about it...)

I am hoping one day I can get her to gun a buff again for me in AH  :x
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: RTHolmes on March 20, 2012, 08:47:25 AM
dumb as a brick :rofl
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: MarineUS on March 20, 2012, 10:52:11 AM
Apparently this is so bad that it was put on a radio station in Australia....
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: Slate on March 20, 2012, 11:26:02 AM
   It's only the Fake Blondes that are dumb. All those hair dye chemicals affect the Brain. Why else would she marry a Ginger.  :devil
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: LCAMerciful on March 20, 2012, 11:47:40 AM
I don't have this problem with my G/F... she's a chemist!

If she was that dumb then many of our favorite soft drinks would be unsafe to drink!

Of course there are some social things that she's oblivious to, but aren't we all?
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 28, 2012, 05:06:31 PM
These video's are so full of fail  :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: uptown on March 28, 2012, 05:10:51 PM
My gawd!  :lol blonds

I just sent my blond wife to Menards a few hours ago for a 8' wall stud, a 1x6x8 piece of pine and a board stretcher. All three items were on her list when she left the house.  :devil I'll probably be cooking my own supper tonight.  :D
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: Karnak on March 28, 2012, 05:30:43 PM
My gawd!  :lol blonds

I just sent my blond wife to Menards a few hours ago for a 8' wall stud, a 1x6x8 piece of pine and a board stretcher. All three items were on her list when she left the house.  :devil I'll probably be cooking my own supper tonight.  :D
If she sees this post you surely will....
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: Nathan60 on March 28, 2012, 05:33:02 PM
Did you originally see this on GON?

NO I orgianally saw it  in the other 4 posts  on the AH forums....
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: ink on March 28, 2012, 05:34:28 PM
people are really that stupid...was watching "repo games"

 question, "what is the closest star to earth"

answer............."the moon"

when she found out the right answer she says...."but the suns not out at night"


 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


I like watching that show, makes me feel like a friggin genius :rofl :rofl  
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: Nathan60 on March 28, 2012, 05:38:32 PM
Those shows depress me  how are we going to rebuild after 12/21?
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: ink on March 28, 2012, 05:41:33 PM
Those shows depress me  how are we going to rebuild after 12/21?

ehh....what will be will be......


i think we got a long way to go before the end.
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: flight17 on March 28, 2012, 07:13:24 PM
They were on Tosh O last night being interviewed.
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: Nathan60 on March 28, 2012, 09:00:53 PM
ehh....what will be will be......


i think we got a long way to go before the end.
lil more subdued than I hoped for when I threw that out there.
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: oakranger on March 28, 2012, 09:05:08 PM
My gawd!  :lol blonds

I just sent my blond wife to Menards a few hours ago for a 8' wall stud, a 1x6x8 piece of pine and a board stretcher. All three items were on her list when she left the house.  :devil I'll probably be cooking my own supper tonight.  :D

Is she back yet?
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 28, 2012, 09:58:39 PM
Tried rewatching it, it was like ear rape, i'd rather listen to the most retarded rap mixed with dubstep than listen to that again
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: uptown on March 29, 2012, 07:47:52 AM
Is she back yet?
She got back and didn't say a word. Just handed me a scratch-off lottery ticket. It said get any 3 like amounts and win that amount. So I get to scratching the ticket and end up with three $10,000 symbols!!!!! :rock I'm sitting there trying to focus and thinking to myself, "I must not be seeing this right." So I break out my glasses and sure enough, it's showing I won $10,000!
I get up, run to the kitchen and say "We won $10,000!!!!!!!"  She looks at the ticket, grins real big and shows me the backside. THIS TICKET FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Thanks for being a good sport.  :furious :cry :frown: :mad:
Title: Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
Post by: MarineUS on March 29, 2012, 10:50:54 AM
Those shows depress me  how are we going to rebuild after 12/21?
With the intelligent people who are left over.