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Title: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: oakranger on March 29, 2012, 12:54:55 PM
.....to continue receiving unemployment benefits!  Dam fool almost die from lost of blood.   :aok

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It sounds like the plot of a boring "Saw" film, but it's apparently all too real.

An unemployed Austrian man cut off his own foot with a mitre saw so he could continue receiving jobless benefits.

Hans Url, a 56-year-old from Mitterlabill, then took the foot and cooked it in the oven so doctors could not reattach it.

"The planning was meticulous," Franz Fasching, a police spokesman, told the Daily Mail. "[Url] waited until his wife and his adult son had left the house and he was alone. He then switched it on and sliced off his left foot above the ankle—throwing it in the fire so it would not be possible to reattach it before he called emergency services."

He "then made his way to the garage where he called emergency services and waited for them to arrive."

Url was airlifted to a hospital in Graz, where he was put in an artificial coma so doctors could stabilize him.

"The foot was too badly burned to reattach," a hospital spokesman said. "All we could do was seal the wound. He had lost a lot of blood—he almost died on the way to hospital."

According to the Austrian Times, Url had complained before the incident that he was too sick to work and "didn't like the work he was offered."

The kicker: According to the paper, being footless does not necessarily qualify Url for unemployment compensation.

"He will be assessed once he is out of hospital, and we will see what work we can find for him," Hermann Gössinger, a spokesman for the employment benefits office, said.
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Nathan60 on March 29, 2012, 01:55:41 PM
thats either mental illness or, just lazy to  the nth power
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: oakranger on March 29, 2012, 02:00:47 PM
thats either mental illness or, just lazy to  the nth power

Well, we can rule out lazy or he would not have bother to cut his foot off.
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: coombz on March 29, 2012, 02:41:35 PM
he saw his benefits walking off...he was trying to get a step ahead of the system

the taxpayers are gonna foot the bill for this :(

Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Slate on March 29, 2012, 03:00:06 PM
 
he saw his benefits walking off...he was trying to get a step ahead of the system

the taxpayers are gonna foot the bill for this :(


   Thought he could just hop into the unemployment line?
              He now has a use for those unmatched socks.
              Maybe he had two left feet.
              Cops can't make him walk the line when he gets pulled over.
              .........oh well I'm stumped............. :rolleyes:   
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Nathan60 on March 29, 2012, 03:03:51 PM
dude hot-footed it to the unemployment line/looney bin
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on March 29, 2012, 03:35:21 PM
He sure started on the wrong foot with those unemployment people. He sure did put his foot in his mouth on this one. :headscratch: I'm amazed he didn't got cold feet about the whole thing, sad he didn't land on both feet. He now will have to live his life one foot at a time.
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Dragon on March 29, 2012, 03:52:03 PM

His recovery is slow, but he is making baby steps.  Unfortunately, he will have to bear this crutch for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: madhogg on March 29, 2012, 04:38:36 PM
W o w   : O
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: 68valu on March 29, 2012, 04:42:33 PM
I'm sure the employment office will make sure he puts his best foot forward in the future!
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Pigslilspaz on March 29, 2012, 04:43:26 PM
Couldn't he have just worked at IHOP?
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Seanaldinho on March 29, 2012, 05:05:04 PM
You guys are cutting me up  :lol
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: ink on March 29, 2012, 05:16:09 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Pigslilspaz on March 29, 2012, 05:22:57 PM
I think a judge is going to have to put their foot down on this.
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: ozrocker on March 29, 2012, 06:07:13 PM
Fox Network will buy him Prosthesis, he'll win on Dancing with the Stars.



                                                                                                                       :cheers: Oz
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Nathan60 on March 29, 2012, 06:56:15 PM
perhaps this will help him get a foot in the door with the disability folks
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Dragon on March 29, 2012, 07:25:24 PM
Fox Network will buy him Prosthesis, he'll win on Dancing with the Stars.



                                                                                                                       :cheers: Oz

Not if they have to do the Hokey Pokey!   


Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: coombz on March 29, 2012, 07:32:01 PM
he saw a way out
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: 4440 on March 29, 2012, 07:35:20 PM
Thats as bad as the genious homeless guy here in Bellingham that build a Guillotine in the woods and lopped his arm off then took it with him to the ER.
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on March 29, 2012, 07:43:06 PM
Not if they have to do the Hokey Pokey!    




He already came up with his own rendition of 'Foot Loose'.  :t
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: ozrocker on March 30, 2012, 08:31:55 AM
He's already clumsy, must have 2 left feet.




                                                                                                                                                    :bolt: Oz
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: LCAMerciful on March 30, 2012, 09:05:28 AM
He must have sold his sole to the Devil to get that kind of a deal!
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Rash on March 30, 2012, 09:48:56 AM
He just wanted to shop at "just for foot" for the discount.
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Tupac on March 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
This thread has enough bad puns to make John and Martha King cringe.
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Rino on March 30, 2012, 10:03:28 PM
perhaps this will help him get a foot in the door with the disability folks

     It's strange, but Social Security seems to be kind of picky about disability.  I'm a double below the knee amputee, but I only
got disability due to end stage renal disease <kidney failure>.   
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Rino on March 30, 2012, 10:05:12 PM
Fox Network will buy him Prosthesis, he'll win on Dancing with the Stars.



                                                                                                                       :cheers: Oz

     My BKA prosthetic cost $16K..that would be an expensive Dancing episode  :D
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: Seanaldinho on March 30, 2012, 11:02:40 PM
This thread has enough bad puns to make John and Martha King cringe.

You got it! No offends to them but I hated those videos...
Title: Re: Man saws off own foot.....
Post by: zack1234 on March 31, 2012, 04:14:05 AM
I have worked for the same place for seven years, the chance for redundency came up plus 7 weeks notice came up. ( In the UK we pay insurance for this)

After leaving i was informed i must sign on for state benefits, i informed them i dont want or need state benefits, they told me if you dont claim it they take it out of my 7 weeks notice period.

Basically i was informed if i took the money they would reclaim it from my insurance, if i did not take it they would reclaim it back from my savings. :old:

benefits are essential in a modern society but this was redidculous :old: