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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Zoney on March 29, 2012, 01:01:49 PM
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So.............
I'm flying along last night, 20k in a fresh P47N, and lo and behold, what do I find just off my 1 oclock at 15k?
B29's
Theres a squad of 6 guys about 2 min away from me so I call out and give them a heads up and attack.
First pass, meh, too excited not good hits but some and I set up for the second pass. BOOM, Killed 999000 !
Trying not to panick I set up again as the squad of 6 friendlies close in.
I say "It's 999000"
One of them says "Whats the aircraft ?"
Me "its 999000 in B29's"
Him "whats 999000 ?"
Me "This guy is the best bomber gunner in the game, be careful, do NOT attack from his 6", as I watch them close in on his 6...
Him (Laughs) "Well he's scared now, theres 6 of us"
Me "Dude, those are B29's and it's 999000, do not attack his 6, attack as a group."
Him (laughs) "But there are 6 of us...."
Boom
Boom
Boom
Boom
Boom
Boom
All dead.......and I just turn my plane and fly away with 2 kills...............
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:rofl that's trip9 for ya :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
Thanks for posting that
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:rock :rock :rock :noid :noid He shot me down while I was reading this thread!
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:rock :rock :rock :noid :noid He shot me down while I was reading this thread!
LOL!
Im glad 9's is on my side when I see him.
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:rofl :aok
Wtg 999
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:rofl, Never! Never attack 999000 when he is in the bomber.
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he has killed me every single dam time...except once, I saw low bombers coming in to a town...I flew towards it as low as possible dodging trees to get there, I came up from underneath and took one out....999000......I was :x :x...but kept going and didn't attack the others I knew I would not get lucky again. :rofl
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I caught him low once in 17's, I dropped in from high 12 and got 1 good cockpit shot from my P47....999000 :O
He shot me a quick <S> Nice Shot!
I knew better than to turn around and try again, ran home like a happy little school girl. Score = 72 to 1
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He's a friggin exterminator. Watched him wipe out would-be attackers so many times. Too funny. :rock
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While it is possible to beat him, you have to attack him right. If you make a single mistake while you're in range, he'll clobber you every time.
I always look forward to trying my luck against him. It makes me a better bomber fighter.
Wiley.
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Not only a great gunner but also a stand up guy in the game. :salute 999!
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wonder what Midway's shade would say about this.
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I once made a successful attack on him, scoring a kill on one of this bombers without taking too much damage. I quit while I was ahead and didn't go back for seconds or thirds.
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I was in a 262 once, flying roughly 9k into a horde and seen low B-17s, some friendly went to attack him I said "tell me who it is if it kills you".... next thing I see is "BOOM!" - oh its 999000.
My 262 kept on going.
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So.............
I'm flying along last night, 20k in a fresh P47N, and lo and behold, what do I find just off my 1 oclock at 15k?
B29's
Theres a squad of 6 guys about 2 min away from me so I call out and give them a heads up and attack.
First pass, meh, too excited not good hits but some and I set up for the second pass. BOOM, Killed 999000 !
Trying not to panick I set up again as the squad of 6 friendlies close in.
I say "It's 999000"
One of them says "Whats the aircraft ?"
Me "its 999000 in B29's"
Him "whats 999000 ?"
Me "This guy is the best bomber gunner in the game, be careful, do NOT attack from his 6", as I watch them close in on his 6...
Him (Laughs) "Well he's scared now, theres 6 of us"
Me "Dude, those are B29's and it's 999000, do not attack his 6, attack as a group."
Him (laughs) "But there are 6 of us...."
Boom
Boom
Boom
Boom
Boom
Boom
All dead.......and I just turn my plane and fly away with 2 kills...............
It's not called Pig-Headed Patrol for a reason:
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii253/maddogjoe_photos/pigsonpatrol.jpg)
:devil :aok :rofl
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Zoney, Your quite a humble gentlemen and a dang good fighter pilot. Truth be told Zoney got all 3 of my B17's last one cracking up on landing ..I couldn't get the airspeed or gear down with both elevators shot out. The group of 6 109's did have me wetting myself..it is the right plane for the job and I'm really not as effective in the B29 guns.
<S> Sir Zoney!
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Shot down 999000 quite a few times using the technique of climb directly above him 1.5k, then dive straight down, aim for the cockpit or wing, repeat. :aok :)
He is very good though, come in any other way.... Well.... :uhoh
999000 :salute :rock
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I once made a successful attack on him, scoring a kill on one of this bombers without taking too much damage. I quit while I was ahead and didn't go back for seconds or thirds.
:rofl Earlier in the current tour, I got one of his B17s. Like you, I decided to be satisfied by my accomplishment and leave the other two bombers for others to enjoy!
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once in a 262 I went in on his B17 from low climbing on his 6 (only because he was distracted with another fighter) got 1, yelled to squaddies "ITS 999000!" and we all left those bombers alone after that... :bolt:
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once in a 262 I went in on his B17 from low climbing on his 6 (only because he was distracted with another fighter) got 1, yelled to squaddies "ITS 999000!" and we all left those bombers alone after that... :bolt:
:ROFL it is a VERY unpleasant surprise to encounter 999000 who's name "according to antiquarian Dugdale of Warwickshire" means "Satan" :furious :old: :lol :uhoh :pray Okay I made that last part up :uhoh:bolt:
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Triple 9ner has been shooting me down for about 20 years. I met him trolling for fighters in his B17 super sized spit in Air Warrior. If you ever see him up in a fighter kill him fast. His first move out of habit is to jump into the fighter's rear gun....hint, hint , hint, wink wink..nudge nudge.....hehhehehehehehehe.. ..
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LOL. :aok. :rock. 999000. Is the man!
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I've enjoyed a lot reading these stories. Thank you all for sharing.
999000 wtg Sir.
(S)
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:ROFL it is a VERY unpleasant surprise to encounter 999000 who's name "according to antiquarian Dugdale of Warwickshire" means "Satan" :furious :old: :lol :uhoh :pray Okay I made that last part up :uhoh:bolt:
:O Turn 999000 upside down and you get 000666 which is exactly the same as 666. :uhoh
Do not approach him upside down. Do not approach him upside down indeed. There's a debil behind those guns smiling at you. :devil
:old: keep your distance, I implore you.
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any pics only seen b29's twice in game
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999000 is just a BULLY! :furious
Was always fun Sir thanks :aok
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any pics only seen b29's twice in game
That's cause they stay at around 30K most of the time....
I have 2 kills on 999000 this tour... It was nothing special really, or exceptionally hard.
(of course he was 10 feet off the deck in B17's headed to the town to bomb the M3 that was about to let troops out) :neener:
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:rofl :aok
Nice story, and :salute 9.
Cheers
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:rofl
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The B29 wabbit requires 35k and then Zoney is the only threat provided he is in his P47M........... And has Wiley with him.
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The B29 wabbit requires 35k and then Zoney is the only threat provided he is in his P47M........... And has Wiley with him.
:rofl :aok
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any pics only seen b29's twice in game
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/AH2%20screenshots/999.png)
:angel:
Never attack from his six. <Dana Carvey impersonating George H.W. Bush voice> "Not gonna do it. Never, ever, ever, never."
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Caldera, I'll admitt I couldn't aim at all ...I was totally fixated on the cleavage!! no fair! Seriously very nice picture! 999000 <S>
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guess I'll have to get by dayton and get tatertot back in the squad so he can fly wingman for 999000 in his B26s.
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Caldera, I'll admitt I couldn't aim at all ...I was totally fixated on the cleavage!! no fair! Seriously very nice picture! 999000 <S>
*gets on the radio
Mother Rook calling White Knight, show boobies to 999000 and his aim sucks, over.
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I thought this thread was going to be about Ron Burgundy.
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when I was a rook, whenever i saw a b17 i would always check the roster to make sure 999 wasnt on. and if he was, i would just let it fly by. it took me about 100 deaths to learn not to mess with him.
but my funnest fight was when i was new and I dove on these set of b17's, i came in from a dead six and he was afk, i opened up and got hits all the way till i crashed into him and died. he never fired a shot and yet i was dead. now that is what I call a skilled gunner :rofl.
semp
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Triple9 is the Chuck Norris of bomber gunnery.
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he has killed me every single dam time...except once, I saw low bombers coming in to a town...I flew towards it as low as possible dodging trees to get there, I came up from underneath and took one out....999000......I was :x :x...but kept going and didn't attack the others I knew I would not get lucky again. :rofl
He kilt my P47 once while I was mowing the yard...I wasn't even logged in! mutter...mutter
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Caldera, I'll admitt I couldn't aim at all ...I was totally fixated on the cleavage!! no fair! Seriously very nice picture! 999000 <S>
INK ! I need a nekkid chick painted on my plane STAT !
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INK ! I need a nekkid chick painted on my plane STAT !
Ask Spikes for his avatar to put on your aeroplane, 999000 will be totally defenseless for at least five minutes. :x
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I thought this thread was going to be about Ron Burgundy.
His brother Ron is making a new movie.
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INK ! I need a nekkid chick painted on my plane STAT !
I don't think 999 is human :uhoh....wont work :cry
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*gets on the radio
Mother Rook calling White Knight, show boobies to 999000 and his aim sucks, over.
:rofl :aok
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9's knows when it's JG11 attacking him. Over the years I guess we about even. Patience gentlemen...you must make 9's choose who to vaporize...
If no squaddies around ... let the friendlies climb up his 6...and position yourself accordingly.
<S> 9's.
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JG11's, I have to tip my hat to this squad..they are the one squad that can make a good bomber pilot look stupid!999000 <S>