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Title: Funny stuff - Mall Ninjas
Post by: rogwar on April 03, 2012, 11:19:43 AM

You just have to read...

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Title: Re: Funny stuff - Mall Ninjas
Post by: Shuffler on April 03, 2012, 12:22:47 PM

lol

Title: Re: Funny stuff - Mall Ninjas
Post by: cp101 on April 03, 2012, 01:55:10 PM

Enforcing the "No more than four" rule is so high risk.

Title: Re: Funny stuff - Mall Ninjas
Post by: VonMessa on April 03, 2012, 02:55:52 PM

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/motivatorac5777c8efb1fbfab5211356a0.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny stuff - Mall Ninjas
Post by: Vudu15 on April 03, 2012, 03:16:42 PM

I could only stand so much but I liked the bits on H&K's "poor workmanship" got a kick outta that......

Title: Re: Funny stuff - Mall Ninjas
Post by: VonMessa on April 03, 2012, 03:18:32 PM

"BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual."

 :rofl       :rofl       :rofl  :rofl              :rofl

Title: Re: Funny stuff - Mall Ninjas
Post by: Rob52240 on April 03, 2012, 03:24:26 PM

um.... Troll alert (the mall ninja that is)

About 10 years ago my roomate at the time was a big Glock enthusiast and showed me the infamous Mall Ninja on a Glock forum.  I suggest reading about the mall ninja because it is all very very funny.

The story that stuck with me the most was when the mall ninja was worried about snipers using high power rifles.  He had this brilliant idea of sending 2 mall cops out to the parking lot.  1 of them was to do whatever they needed to get done while the mall ninja held up 2 trauma plates at head level to block any incoming sniper fire.