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Title: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 11:49:32 AM
Thinking about writing a book on what to buy your women.  Two thirds of the book is not what to buy them.  I'm Thinking chapter 469 will be about pillows, candles and perfume.


chapter I

Guns

Chapter II

big sticks or bats.

Chapter III

Rocks, other than diamonds.

Chapter Iv

Sharp objects.
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Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 11:51:35 AM
Just in case you wanted to know,

Chapter V

Frying pans.

Title: Re: new book
Post by: Hungry on April 07, 2012, 11:56:24 AM
Chapter 6 What they really mean despite what they're saying
Title: Re: new book
Post by: APDrone on April 07, 2012, 11:59:17 AM
Chapter VI

Divorce Lawyer on Retainer.
Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 12:00:17 PM
Think thats chapter 412,

Chapter VI

Pant's that make their but butt look to big.

Don't ever buy those!
Title: Re: new book
Post by: AKKuya on April 07, 2012, 12:11:27 PM
Chapter 10 should devote exclusively to not buying women anything costing more than one week's salary.  Once that has been crossed, there's no going back.
Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 12:33:43 PM
You guys are only coming up with a an epilogue of my book....
Title: Re: new book
Post by: wil3ur on April 07, 2012, 01:13:32 PM
Chapter 27 -- Vacuum Cleaners
Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 01:17:15 PM
Wil, that should be moved up a few chapters, somewhere around fat jeans and frying pans.
Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 01:24:56 PM
Motorcycle and boat that they can't operate is chapter 27 material.
Title: Re: new book
Post by: FYB on April 07, 2012, 01:33:31 PM
Chapter 12: How to teach her to make a sandwich, and open a beer
Chapter 13: How to teach her to deliver the sandwich, and the open beer

 :D
Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 02:50:40 PM
Chapter 12: How to teach her to make a sandwich, and open a beer
Chapter 13: How to teach her to deliver the sandwich, and the open beer

 :D

You have to teach them that?  Like teaching a dog to fetch a beer?
Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 02:56:19 PM

chapter 12, underwear

You would think the would like edible underwear.  Apparently not, and don't even suggest they go commando, unless it messes up some dress line.
Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 03:20:58 PM
Chapter 27 -- Vacuum Cleaners

Wil, after further thought, vacuum should be number one, right before things they can't operate.


I added before with the edit.
Title: Re: new book
Post by: eagl on April 07, 2012, 03:26:56 PM
Thinking about writing a book on what to buy your women. 

I'd think that chapter 1 ought to cover how to make sure your women never find out about each other.  Or how to get your woman another woman so then you have compatible women.

Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
I'd think that chapter 1 ought to cover how to make sure your women never find out about each other.  Or how to get your woman another woman so then you have compatible women.



Craps, this looks like a Volume.  But I like.  Carry on, great ideas guys, specially two women.   You shouldn't buy your women another women, unless she looks like George cloony.  then you have a whole new can of worms.  I'm just trying to deal with/write about only on can of worms.

Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 04:12:36 PM
Eg, in the old days, women had to much to do, they couldn't communicate.
Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 04:15:55 PM
On a high note, a gorgeous 25 year old with no kids, just moved in across the street.  I think I might of won.
Title: Re: new book
Post by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 04:17:27 PM
I just got to check her for beer fetchin and fixing me samwich.
Title: Re: new book
Post by: FYB on April 07, 2012, 09:29:45 PM
You have to teach them that?  Like teaching a dog to fetch a beer?
Yes, exactly!  :aok