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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Rash on April 07, 2012, 11:49:32 AM
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Thinking about writing a book on what to buy your women. Two thirds of the book is not what to buy them. I'm Thinking chapter 469 will be about pillows, candles and perfume.
chapter I
Guns
Chapter II
big sticks or bats.
Chapter III
Rocks, other than diamonds.
Chapter Iv
Sharp objects.
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Just in case you wanted to know,
Chapter V
Frying pans.
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Chapter 6 What they really mean despite what they're saying
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Chapter VI
Divorce Lawyer on Retainer.
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Think thats chapter 412,
Chapter VI
Pant's that make their but butt look to big.
Don't ever buy those!
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Chapter 10 should devote exclusively to not buying women anything costing more than one week's salary. Once that has been crossed, there's no going back.
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You guys are only coming up with a an epilogue of my book....
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Chapter 27 -- Vacuum Cleaners
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Wil, that should be moved up a few chapters, somewhere around fat jeans and frying pans.
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Motorcycle and boat that they can't operate is chapter 27 material.
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Chapter 12: How to teach her to make a sandwich, and open a beer
Chapter 13: How to teach her to deliver the sandwich, and the open beer
:D
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Chapter 12: How to teach her to make a sandwich, and open a beer
Chapter 13: How to teach her to deliver the sandwich, and the open beer
:D
You have to teach them that? Like teaching a dog to fetch a beer?
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chapter 12, underwear
You would think the would like edible underwear. Apparently not, and don't even suggest they go commando, unless it messes up some dress line.
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Chapter 27 -- Vacuum Cleaners
Wil, after further thought, vacuum should be number one, right before things they can't operate.
I added before with the edit.
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Thinking about writing a book on what to buy your women.
I'd think that chapter 1 ought to cover how to make sure your women never find out about each other. Or how to get your woman another woman so then you have compatible women.
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I'd think that chapter 1 ought to cover how to make sure your women never find out about each other. Or how to get your woman another woman so then you have compatible women.
Craps, this looks like a Volume. But I like. Carry on, great ideas guys, specially two women. You shouldn't buy your women another women, unless she looks like George cloony. then you have a whole new can of worms. I'm just trying to deal with/write about only on can of worms.
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Eg, in the old days, women had to much to do, they couldn't communicate.
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On a high note, a gorgeous 25 year old with no kids, just moved in across the street. I think I might of won.
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I just got to check her for beer fetchin and fixing me samwich.
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You have to teach them that? Like teaching a dog to fetch a beer?
Yes, exactly! :aok