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Title: Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
Post by: 4deck on April 17, 2012, 06:33:05 AM

Well, I would love to fly in one thier planes. I have no idea how sound the planes are, nor the company. Judging from thier plane colors though, I would suspect they are pretty hip though.

Heres some planes.

http://www.geekosystem.com/kulula-air-labeled-plane/

http://media-saver.com/funniest-pic-of-the-day/that%E2%80%99s-one-way-to-market-your-airline-24-photos/

(http://media-saver.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/0c5bbff4airline-10.jpg?w=500&h=375)

(http://media-saver.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/6833239dairline-11.jpg?w=500&h=375)

The captain’s window is marked with the big cheese (”captain, my captain!”), the co-pilot’s window with co-captain (the other pilot on the PA system) and the jump seat is for wannabe pilots.

In addition, the following descriptions of plane parts can be found:
 •galley (cuppa anyone?)
 •avionics (fancy navigation stuff)
 •windows (best view in the world)
 •wing #1 and #2
 •engine #1 and #2 (26 000 pounds of thrust)
 •emergency exit = throne zone (more leg room baby!)
 •seats (better than taxi seats)
 •some windows = kulula fans (the coolest peeps in the world)
 •black box (which is actually orange)
 •landing gear (comes standard with supa-fly mags)
 •back door (no bribery/corruption here)
 •tail (featuring an awesome logo)
 •loo (or mile-high club initiation chamber)
 •rudder (the steering thingy)
 •stabiliser (the other steering thingy)
 •a.p.u. (extra power when you need it most)
 •galley (food, food, food, food…)
 •boot space
 •ZS-ZWP (OK-PIK) = secret agent code (aka plane’s registration)
 •overhead cabins (VIP seating for your hand luggage)
 •fuel tanks (the go-go juice)
 •cargo door
 •aircon ducts (not that kulula needs it… they’re already cool)
 •front door (our door is always open … unless we’re at 41 000 feet)
 •cockpit window = sun roof
 •nose cone (radar, antenna, and a really big dish inside)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4011/4288246965_822a11ca9e.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4288986922_cff14581cf.jpg)

Title: Re: Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
Post by: B4Buster on April 17, 2012, 07:08:07 AM

 :rofl Very cool!

Title: Re: Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
Post by: klingan on April 17, 2012, 07:36:55 AM

Yea I have been on that plane. (Johannesburg to Durban)
They are funny even when giving the safety speech.

But they are no longer the cheepest airline to fly domestic with :(

Title: Re: Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
Post by: Selino631 on April 17, 2012, 02:49:06 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
Post by: Spikes on April 17, 2012, 02:58:00 PM

Saw that a long time ago, pretty funny stuff.

Title: Re: Kulula Airlines. Awesome company.
Post by: Reschke on April 18, 2012, 10:12:03 AM

Sounds a lot like how Southwest Airlines here in the US started up.