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Title: Poor lil' lost kitty
Post by: USRanger on May 07, 2012, 10:25:27 PM

Please help find Missy the cat. :pray

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Title: Re: Poor lil' lost kitty
Post by: 1pLUs44 on May 07, 2012, 10:38:42 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Poor lil' lost kitty
Post by: Devil 505 on May 07, 2012, 10:42:05 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Poor lil' lost kitty
Post by: Tupac on May 07, 2012, 10:50:03 PM

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I never said I don't like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.

I can't breath I'm laughing so hard

Title: Re: Poor lil' lost kitty
Post by: Tupac on May 07, 2012, 10:52:17 PM

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I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.

Title: Re: Poor lil' lost kitty
Post by: flight17 on May 07, 2012, 11:36:10 PM

thats funny, but really wrong if true

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Post by: jimson on May 07, 2012, 11:37:02 PM

I love that site. You gotta read Simon's pie charts.

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Post by: AAJagerX on May 08, 2012, 02:40:06 AM

HAHAHA, I haven't seen this one for a long time!   :rofl

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Post by: danny76 on May 08, 2012, 03:44:47 AM

 :lol :rofl :lol :rofl :lol

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Post by: ALFAMEGA51 on May 08, 2012, 05:09:16 AM

Quote from: Tupac on May 07, 2012, 10:52:17 PM

  :rofl  :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Poor lil' lost kitty
Post by: Selino631 on May 08, 2012, 10:43:24 AM

 :rofl

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Post by: VonMessa on May 08, 2012, 11:15:05 AM

 :rofl

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Post by: Raptor on May 08, 2012, 01:14:10 PM

Working in Marketing and dealing with Advertisers on a regular basis.... This is automatic win!

Title: Re: Poor lil' lost kitty
Post by: zack1234 on May 08, 2012, 01:35:48 PM

 :rofl

Fantastic :)

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Post by: Bodhi on May 08, 2012, 07:58:45 PM

I can not stop laughing.

Title: Re: Poor lil' lost kitty
Post by: B4Buster on May 08, 2012, 09:28:49 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl