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Title: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: cut67 on May 26, 2012, 03:15:50 AM
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Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: killrDan on May 26, 2012, 11:21:50 AM
We have no plans to hide from you Allied invaders!

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Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: Ruah on June 22, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
typically in these things, you hide from us, and we have to go looking. . .until the last 15 mins ofc. . .
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: Flench on June 22, 2012, 08:27:44 PM
Cool pic .
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: Guppy35 on June 23, 2012, 11:21:22 AM
typically in these things, you hide from us, and we have to go looking. . .until the last 15 mins ofc. . .

Hmm.  You've got the radar and you still can't find us?  Sounds like operator error to me :)
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: morfiend on June 24, 2012, 03:03:19 PM
Hmm.  You've got the radar and you still can't find us?  Sounds like operator error to me :)

  Gup, keep these comments up it only raises the bounty on your head!  :devil

     Rumour has it,Stampf ordered a "special" bottle of panserflakoil for the pilot that bags you! :D



     :salute
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: FBDragon on June 24, 2012, 06:22:11 PM
  Gup, keep these comments up it only raises the bounty on your head!  :devil

     Rumour has it,Stampf ordered a "special" bottle of panserflakoil for the pilot that bags you!

     :salute

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: M1A1 on June 24, 2012, 09:13:31 PM
Hmm.  You've got the radar and you still can't find us?  Sounds like operator error to me :)

We call that not checking the operator's headspace and timing...
I guess their seeing eye dogs are blind as well... :D
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: FBDragon on June 25, 2012, 08:35:47 AM
We don't need to see ya, we can smell from a 100km away!!!!! :devil
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: M1A1 on June 25, 2012, 02:32:19 PM
With sauerkraut smell it's a wonder you Jerries can smell a thing.....

Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: FBDragon on June 25, 2012, 08:21:47 PM
We got our hounds for that !!!!! :devil
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: M1A1 on June 25, 2012, 09:26:44 PM
Hounds?? Don't be so hard on yer women they aren't that bad especially for you Luftwaffle pilots.
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: Wildcat1 on June 25, 2012, 09:51:52 PM
Ha! You yanks have no appreciation for good looking women, or good beer. frankly it's unfortunate because neither exist in your country.
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Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: M1A1 on June 26, 2012, 06:20:23 AM
Amazing! you got the only 3 hot german chicks in one spot at the same time...Gotta hand it to you germans you are efficient...LMAO!
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: FBDragon on June 26, 2012, 12:26:42 PM
Amazing! you got the only 3 hot german chicks in one spot at the same time...Gotta hand it to you germans you are efficient...LMAO!
Are you nuts, these are the ugly ones, at least in our viewpoint. Our good looking ones are all over the place for they are our average ones and our hot ones have to have a 24 hour guard because they are that HOT.
We seen your women and frankly, we almost feel sorry for you guys. I did say almost, they are our secret weapon. They will make you fornicate with them and that is too much for any man to bear, it will drive you to insanity because of the "ugly" factor so you might want to surrender now to save yourselves!!!! :devil
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: Tank-Ace on June 26, 2012, 01:00:27 PM
Quite substandard.


The only things those three are good for is Kinder, Küche, Kirche. And you can't even have fun with the kinder part!
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: M1A1 on June 26, 2012, 05:09:55 PM
Wow now I know we are much safer in front of the FW's..you guys can't see for bull-puckies!  :lol
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: FBDragon on June 26, 2012, 09:43:21 PM
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep thinking that way!!!!!! :rofl :rofl :devil
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: capmedic on June 28, 2012, 12:40:00 PM
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep thinking that way!!!!!! :rofl :rofl :devil
Keep thinking? Man, I was with a Fraulein last night who said that no german man could "check her oil". She had to keep asking them if they had the "dipstick" in the oil spout......tsk tsk tsk.....She loves Americans now. Says we can always give her that Deep, full oil checking experience.... :bolt:
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: TomD on June 28, 2012, 01:04:52 PM
Keep thinking? Man, I was with a Fraulein last night who said that no german man could "check her oil". She had to keep asking them if they had the "dipstick" in the oil spout......tsk tsk tsk.....She loves Americans now. Says we can always give her that Deep, full oil checking experience.... :bolt:

Are you suggesting that Americans are dipsticks??
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: morfiend on June 28, 2012, 01:25:31 PM
Are you suggesting that Americans are dipsticks??


    :rofl :rofl :rofl




    :salute
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: Tank-Ace on June 28, 2012, 10:59:28 PM
Are you suggesting that Americans are dipsticks??

Well, given the sampling in this scenario, the ones we'll be dealing with are probably about as smart as dipsticks.
Title: Re: Incoming Message to German High Command *Top Secret*
Post by: FBDragon on June 30, 2012, 05:45:40 PM
I agree but it still will be fun :rofl :bolt: :airplane: :devil :salute