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Title: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Torquila on May 28, 2012, 05:03:49 AM
I wus juzt derping around und attack when suddenleh le wild lancaster appearhered!

Eet destroyhed le entiare attack frum liek 2-3k overeh le ground, zomg; eet uz geam breakingh!!

Le poor GVz, zomg.

Kthnx bai!

 :D

Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Denniss on May 28, 2012, 05:56:25 AM
What have you drunk today ?
How should anybody be able to understand this post ?
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: shermanjr on May 28, 2012, 03:12:28 PM
need a bla bla to english translation here
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Tank-Ace on May 28, 2012, 03:29:53 PM
He says he was just dicking around, and making a hash of an attack, when suddenly a Lancaster came overhead, and destroyed his entire one-man-mission from 2 or 3 thousand feet.

He then goes on to say "zomg" (which can translate to 'omg, I can't find the ****ing left shift key'), it is game breaking.

The poor GV's, I can't find the ****ing left shift key.

OK, thank you, goodbye.
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Torquila on May 28, 2012, 04:58:30 PM
lolwut; dat was not eet.

zomg...

I wuz in le stork admearing le enemeh attack; le columns were buutiful as dey strolled doawn das main street of le friendleh town. Le tankz und vehicles tuk up a neic, well taught out pozitions und defendehd whaile le m3 wuz on le way. But then! Le wild lancaster appeared! Mah friendleh!! HE DESTROHYED EET ALL!! ZOMG!!!

Eet wuz sahd :_(



Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Shuffler on May 29, 2012, 11:55:05 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Full Metal Jug on May 29, 2012, 12:02:22 PM
lolwut; dat was not eet.

zomg...

I wuz in le stork admearing le enemeh attack; le columns were buutiful as dey strolled doawn das main street of le friendleh town. Le tankz und vehicles tuk up a neic, well taught out pozitions und defendehd whaile le m3 wuz on le way. But then! Le wild lancaster appeared! Mah friendleh!! HE DESTROHYED EET ALL!! ZOMG!!!

Eet wuz sahd :_(





Ok, first of which language are you attempting to speak. There is no "Le le le" in German that's French. Second of all "und" is in German vocabulary, however it is neither nor French either.
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: smoe on May 31, 2012, 02:43:00 PM
Probably a new cell phone texting slang. It is not meant to be legible for 30+'s.
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: gyrene81 on May 31, 2012, 09:20:04 PM
you guys are giving the donkey too much attention...he is most definitely a darwin award candidate.
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: ebfd11 on May 31, 2012, 09:56:00 PM
After reading the OP I dropped 20 IQ points. I really can't afford to lose many more than I will be posting like him


Lawndart
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Tank-Ace on May 31, 2012, 11:01:57 PM
After reading the OP I dropped 20 IQ points. I really can't afford to lose many more than I will be posting like him


Lawndart

Lol, this post is full of win  :lol!
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Klam on June 01, 2012, 03:14:45 AM
lolwut; dat was not eet.

zomg...

I wuz in le stork admearing le enemeh attack; le columns were buutiful as dey strolled doawn das main street of le friendleh town. Le tankz und vehicles tuk up a neic, well taught out pozitions und defendehd whaile le m3 wuz on le way. But then! Le wild lancaster appeared! Mah friendleh!! HE DESTROHYED EET ALL!! ZOMG!!!

Eet wuz sahd :_(


Quite possibly the funniest post this year  :D


A little Spike Milligan mixed with a weed/acid/smack/charlie combo..........
hehe my eyes are still watering
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Rob52240 on June 01, 2012, 12:32:15 PM
Where's ackack when you need him?
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: caldera on June 01, 2012, 12:44:33 PM
I wus juzt derping around und attack when suddenleh le wild lancaster appearhered!

Eet destroyhed le entiare attack frum liek 2-3k overeh le ground, zomg; eet uz geam breakingh!!

Le poor GVz, zomg.

Kthnx bai!

 :D




This guy's posts should have close captioning for the "zomg-impaired".  Reminds me of Gabby Johnson's inspiring speech in Blazing Saddles:

"...mmrrraff bushwhackin' rmmmrpha cracker-croaker..."
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: Pigslilspaz on June 01, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
He then goes on to say "zomg" (which can translate to 'omg, I can't find the ****ing left shift key')

Bwahahahaha  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
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Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
Post by: W7LPNRICK on June 04, 2012, 01:40:37 AM
"Scheiße Kopf"  :ahand is german right?
Title: Re: Bombs need a longer fuse time.
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