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Title: P-38 Jocks
Post by: BMathis on June 29, 2012, 10:26:17 AM
All You 38 Jocks, come see if those ACM and energy saving tactics will help you on the race track!  No WEP on this one  :t

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,335586.0.html

Aces High eXtreme Air-Racing
Season 27 Race #8 - Lightning Legs 400
-  Featuring the P-38G

Event will run Tuesday July 3, 2012 10:00 PM Eastern
9:00 PM Central, 8:00 PM Mountain 7:00 PM Pacific time.
Pre-registration is NOT required, but
READING THE ARENA MOTD IS REQUIRED. Please review the
arena message before asking questions on the race.

All walk-ons welcome! 

<<S>>

Mathis
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: BMathis on June 29, 2012, 11:13:22 AM
Here's some fun the A.H.X.A.R.L. has had in the past:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4VyglZq1b8&feature=autoplay&list=UUKtHI2QDc5vC5Lawtnh-Mvw&playnext=2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q49-vNzTdQU&feature=BFa&list=UUKtHI2QDc5vC5Lawtnh-Mvw
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Shuffler on June 29, 2012, 04:31:30 PM
Neutered 38s  bah     :neener:
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: BMathis on June 29, 2012, 04:38:36 PM
I think you'll find these "non-38 Jocks" out running ya on the track. Should we enable the L-model for you? ;)

You'll have to come see though to find out.  :cheers:
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Reaper90 on June 29, 2012, 06:42:14 PM
The 80th guys don't stand a chance..... unless the last lap of the race requires you to break both wings and the tail off in a hard landing (think cartwheel) but keep the main gear and finish the last leg of the race on the ground as a bunch of big 3-wheeled twin engined air buggies!

Oh, and anyone who crosses the finish line with both engines still running is hit with a 5 second penalty!

(you get promoted 3 finishing positions if you cross the finish line on fire, too.)  :lol

 :rock
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: lukedog on June 29, 2012, 07:34:32 PM
I think you'll find these "non-38 Jocks" out running ya on the track. Should we enable the L-model for you? ;)

You'll have to come see though to find out.  :cheers:


LOL sounds like fun bmathis can we try that i would love to volunteer for the neutered 38 and run circles around the jock L model!
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Soulyss on June 29, 2012, 07:45:27 PM
Only race I ever win is first to the tower.

  :)
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Guppy35 on June 29, 2012, 08:05:14 PM
Only race I ever win is first to the tower.

  :)

Says you.

If the 80th flew in this, it will be the shortest race ever.  Mass auger on take off.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: crazyivan on June 29, 2012, 08:16:33 PM
Says you.
 Mass auger on take off.
You would still be second best auger squad. I remember a video of the Claim Jumpers in FSO, belly flopping,and can opening off the carrier for solid two minutes. A virtual soul train of hellcats and SBD's off the flight deck.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: BMathis on June 29, 2012, 10:29:04 PM
Only race I ever win is first to the tower.

  :)

I've been there done that.  Without risk, there is little reward on the race track.

Hope y'all can join Tuesday!
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Shuffler on June 30, 2012, 12:29:26 PM
Neutered as in no ammo. :)

The J is my prefered ride but the G will do just fine.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Tordon22 on June 30, 2012, 02:58:24 PM
Give me a G with ammo and I'll guard a pylon. Make it more interesting.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: maxy on June 30, 2012, 07:13:17 PM
B38G best furball bomber in the game , should be fun  :x
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: BMathis on July 01, 2012, 07:57:03 PM
Give me a G with ammo and I'll guard a pylon. Make it more interesting.
  :rock  That'd be good.  We'll get the wind up so high you can easily land on one... You'll be our Penalty Enforcer.  :cheers:
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: TwinBoom on July 01, 2012, 08:08:59 PM
ewww 38's Suck
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: homersipes on July 01, 2012, 08:46:07 PM
sounds like fun :D
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: spammer on July 02, 2012, 12:40:31 AM
This is whats wrong with our Country, No men left. This isn't no score Soccer, this is Nad up and be Judged on your performance Racing. If you perform badly? practice harder and dominate the next race. Your self-esteem will be challenged, No happy faces will be handed out for the losers. If you need ammo to win a race, your a loser and a backshooter. Qualify to run the 68KO Cup Race, win, and take home a Trophy. That earns respect here.

Great films Mr B.

Sorry guys, We run the best event on Aces High and need to increase our attendance, but we don't need a bunch of girls until after the race.

LOL

Nothing to see here, move along.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Shuffler on July 02, 2012, 02:42:44 PM
This is whats wrong with our Country, No men left. This isn't no score Soccer, this is Nad up and be Judged on your performance Racing. If you perform badly? practice harder and dominate the next race. Your self-esteem will be challenged, No happy faces will be handed out for the losers. If you need ammo to win a race, your a loser and a backshooter. Qualify to run the 68KO Cup Race, win, and take home a Trophy. That earns respect here.

Great films Mr B.

Sorry guys, We run the best event on Aces High and need to increase our attendance, but we don't need a bunch of girls until after the race.

LOL

Nothing to see here, move along.

Well I considered attending. After this nuggets post I'll be in the MAs fighting and having fun. 

I can't believe someone has so many issues as to judge his/her manhood on racing fighters. That's just too funny and sad all at the same time.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: SWkiljoy on July 02, 2012, 04:14:16 PM
Well I considered attending. After this nuggets post I'll be in the MAs fighting and having fun. 

I can't believe someone has so many issues as to judge his/her manhood on racing fighters. That's just too funny and sad all at the same time.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: BMathis on July 02, 2012, 04:23:03 PM
You don't know spammer well enough.  :lol  Every one of his posts should be tagged with {/sarcasm}

Come on out.  The Practice facility will be open in SEA1 today and tomorrow before the event @ 10pm EST...

 :salute
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: mbailey on July 02, 2012, 06:10:12 PM
Says you.

If the 80th flew in this, it will be the shortest race ever.  Mass auger on take off.

 Hes not kidding, I snapped these photos outside the 80ths Oclub the night Guppy was the valet.....I honestly dont think you want us racing  :D

(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/dump-p38-dozer.jpg)

(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/shemya_p38_lux.jpg)
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Guppy35 on July 02, 2012, 06:13:47 PM
Hes not kidding, I snapped this photo outside the 80ths Oclub the night Guppy was the valet.....I honestly dont think you want us racing  :D

(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/dump-p38-dozer.jpg)

Hey! You said you were worried about being able to find your 38 when it was time to leave!  I just kept em all together and close enough for everyone to see em!
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: BMathis on July 02, 2012, 06:28:56 PM
Practice is setup in SEA 1.  Go have some fun  :D
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: spammer on July 02, 2012, 09:34:07 PM
Sorry Guys, I was just trying to fire you up in order to get you to fly next race. Racing is a Hoot and an adrenaline rush. I spend more time in tower than I do racing. Now, with that said, please practice and show up, you'll like it. Heats usually average about 10 to 15 Min's with a short break in between (3 Min's, the 47's fly in and restock the beverages) we run 3 heats. Spend some time in the hanger and think before towering out.(set up is important).

One more thing, you can't do this to any other CM, your allowed to tune to me during prerace briefings and fire insults and disgusting remarks, right up until the time I give the "start your engines" command. Keep it text and private. (This is a PG Event) I won't be able to respond, but Ill be laughing. I have to call the race fair without distractions.

GL everyone, I apologize for my dry sense of humour.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: homersipes on July 03, 2012, 04:00:27 AM
i thought it was funny, but then again I have a crude sense of humor also :devil
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Bosco123 on July 03, 2012, 06:42:42 PM
You have to go up against me.... and Trash. All I'm going to say is: Good luck. Your going to need it to compete with me.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: rvflyer on July 07, 2012, 04:36:06 PM

LOL sounds like fun bmathis can we try that i would love to volunteer for the neutered 38 and run circles around the jock L model!


Lukedog why did you steal my airplane avatar?????
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: rvflyer on July 07, 2012, 04:45:18 PM

Lukedog why did you steal my airplane avatar?????

BTW that is a picture of my real life RV-6 with me flying it inverted.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Tordon22 on July 07, 2012, 04:46:02 PM
Lawl.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Slash27 on July 07, 2012, 05:37:15 PM
Hes not kidding, I snapped these photos outside the 80ths Oclub the night Guppy was the valet.....I honestly dont think you want us racing  :D

(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/dump-p38-dozer.jpg)

(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/shemya_p38_lux.jpg)
I hate those pics.
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Jappa52 on July 07, 2012, 06:53:13 PM
Hes not kidding, I snapped these photos outside the 80ths Oclub the night Guppy was the valet.....I honestly dont think you want us racing  :D

(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/dump-p38-dozer.jpg)

(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/shemya_p38_lux.jpg)

I for one am appalled that a person such as yourself would stoop to so low and terrible tactics to prove a silly point. Those poor P-38s did nothing to you and yet you happily display their dead corpses, dead mangled and abused corpses for the world to see. They are not trophies sir. They are not simple pictures showing soulless metal for which to prove your childish point. THIS IS A TRAVESTY! I demand you remove those pictures and provide a satisfactory apology at once!

If you do not comply I will be forced to call upon the ban 'Stick of Justice and Equality' as I am DEEPLY OFFENDED!

 :D  :bolt:

Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Guppy35 on July 08, 2012, 01:03:47 AM
I for one am appalled that a person such as yourself would stoop to so low and terrible tactics to prove a silly point. Those poor P-38s did nothing to you and yet you happily display their dead corpses, dead mangled and abused corpses for the world to see. They are not trophies sir. They are not simple pictures showing soulless metal for which to prove your childish point. THIS IS A TRAVESTY! I demand you remove those pictures and provide a satisfactory apology at once!

If you do not comply I will be forced to call upon the ban 'Stick of Justice and Equality' as I am DEEPLY OFFENDED!

 :D  :bolt:



Bah!  the 80th was wrecking 38s long before they ever let the 36th get near em.  Poor bastages had to fly that milk bottle they called the P47.  :)
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: Jappa52 on July 08, 2012, 01:33:31 AM
Yeah, yeah and the P-36, P-400, P-40 as well as the ever speedy A-17.

See though, we are real artist doing more with less. Only one engine.  :D
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: mbailey on July 08, 2012, 06:49:35 PM
I for one am appalled that a person such as yourself would stoop to so low and terrible tactics to prove a silly point. Those poor P-38s did nothing to you and yet you happily display their dead corpses, dead mangled and abused corpses for the world to see. They are not trophies sir. They are not simple pictures showing soulless metal for which to prove your childish point. THIS IS A TRAVESTY! I demand you remove those pictures and provide a satisfactory apology at once!

If you do not comply I will be forced to call upon the ban 'Stick of Justice and Equality' as I am DEEPLY OFFENDED!

 :D  :bolt:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOk6kUXioA

 :D
Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: lukedog on July 09, 2012, 01:18:24 PM
BTW that is a picture of my real life RV-6 with me flying it inverted.


I"ll change it no problem !! found the pic somewhere on-line and thought it was a cool picture and i "stole" it cause it so much like the RV-8 we race hear in the game. if its your real life plane the avatar belongs to you for sure and I'll change it right after i post this.. <<S>>


Title: Re: P-38 Jocks
Post by: rvflyer on July 09, 2012, 02:43:58 PM

I"ll change it no problem !! found the pic somewhere on-line and thought it was a cool picture and i "stole" it cause it so much like the RV-8 we race hear in the game. if its your real life plane the avatar belongs to you for sure and I'll change it right after i post this.. <<S>>




Lol thanks Lukedog, was just surprised to see someone else using
My airplane as a avatar.