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Title: Caption this (airplane pic)
Post by: Rob52240 on July 29, 2012, 04:42:40 PM
(http://o.onionstatic.com/images/17/17634/original/600.jpg)

I couldn't help but laugh out loud at the lunacy.
Title: Re: Caption this (airplane pic)
Post by: shppr01 on July 29, 2012, 05:48:36 PM
Will this be local or one way sir??
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Post by: Meatwad on July 29, 2012, 06:01:07 PM
Rent me today for $19.99
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Post by: ridley1 on July 29, 2012, 06:36:51 PM
plus mileage and fuel
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Post by: ToeTag on July 29, 2012, 06:40:46 PM
Where did I park that stupid uhaul
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Post by: Dragon on July 29, 2012, 08:26:35 PM
Where do I sign for the roadside assistance?
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Post by: FLOTSOM on July 29, 2012, 08:37:25 PM
looks awefully big....are you sure this is legal to use on just an operators licence?????
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Post by: ozrocker on July 30, 2012, 07:07:44 AM
Are you certain that I can drop it off at at ANY Uhaul dealer?



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Post by: Zeagle on July 30, 2012, 09:12:21 AM
Caution: Do not exceed 60 MPH
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Post by: Tracerfi on July 30, 2012, 09:16:16 AM
Quote from: Zeagle on July 30, 2012, 09:12:21 AM
Caution: Do not exceed 60 MPH
  :rofl :aok
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Post by: Slate on July 30, 2012, 09:43:17 AM
  
    Sticker in windshield:  Height 30,000 ft.


    "Never drove one before? No you don't need a special license."
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Post by: mbailey on July 30, 2012, 09:49:28 AM
Uhaul dealer.... "would you like to pay an extra $350,000,000.99 to cover the vehicle from accidential loss, theft or damages?"
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Post by: jd on July 30, 2012, 10:19:36 AM
What do you mean I cant hook up my trailer?!?!?
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Post by: ET on July 30, 2012, 11:01:40 AM
Make sure you fill it up before you return it
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Post by: Babalonian on July 30, 2012, 06:23:12 PM
Quote from: shppr01 on July 29, 2012, 05:48:36 PM
Will this be local or one way sir??


Think of the fees if you fly beyond the 12-mile limit or drop it off in Wisconsin.
Title: Re: Caption this (airplane pic)
Post by: shotgunneeley on July 30, 2012, 07:03:53 PM
"When the 'ole chevy just ain't enough..."

After helping Bill move his ex-wife's 30,000 shoes into the bomb bay, Dave realised he was only getting a medium pizza out of the deal.

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Post by: Pigslilspaz on July 31, 2012, 12:49:29 AM
Oh god... thanks for reminding me of that horrid place. Worked there for 3 months, hated every bit of it. The only thing good that came of it is I'm now able to park the 23' trucks within inches of each other without ever hitting anything.
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Post by: helbent on July 31, 2012, 01:44:44 AM
Hey man, could you come over tomorrow and help load my U-haul?
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Post by: Gustav on July 31, 2012, 09:34:28 AM
See that black puffy cloud in the upper right, looks like someone has an aircraft carrier parked off the airport. :D
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Post by: jimbo71 on July 31, 2012, 12:36:19 PM
SYSTEM: Bill landed 3 victories in a 747-400
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Post by: M0nkey_Man on July 31, 2012, 01:02:27 PM
Quote from: jimbo71 on July 31, 2012, 12:36:19 PM
SYSTEM: Bill landed 3 victories in a 747-400
:rofl
Title: Re: Caption this (airplane pic)
Post by: bagrat on July 31, 2012, 05:01:36 PM
mind helping me move? the uhaul is already half way filled, it'll take 15 minutes. promise

a girlfriend asked to help her sister move off the second floor of a apartment. her sister taped all dressers an desks closed while filled with books and clothes. wtf
Title: Re: Caption this (airplane pic)
Post by: Plawranc on July 31, 2012, 05:26:40 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOW CLEARANCE!