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Title: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: M1A1 on August 13, 2012, 06:27:53 AM
Gentlemen, the time is now to go and register for the scenario.. There are still 21 slots for bomber pilots.....Do you have what it takes to fly tight formations and keep your cool under the guns of the Luftwaffe?? Able to put bombs on target while the flak bursts all around you?? Well then the is the scenario for you. Immerse yourself in the history of the men and machines that brought the mighty Luftwaffe to it's knees! Our enemies are putting up some of the best in the game German Iron drivers in the game! We are countering with our own top Allied pilots and we need you!
 If you are looking to for some fun and a chance to meet some of the folks you spend hours flying against then join us. These types of scenarios are a great way to meet folks and to learn a bit more about what it takes to fly better faster and fight better as well! I am sure you will find that some of those whom you curse in the MA when they hand you your tail are great guys and are willing to teach you what they know as we fly during these 6 weeks in OCT/NOV.
 This is your chance to do what we all read about and to live some of the stories that we were told to us by our grandfathers and fathers. It is not going to get any better than this. Sign yourself up in the Special events section and join in on the fun because this is gonna be the one not to miss...!!!!
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: M1A1 on August 15, 2012, 05:56:03 AM
What?? 43 views and no takers?? Come on guys this is gonna be the biggest in a long while! These types of scenerios are what stories are made of. Like I said some of the best in the game will be flying this and now is your chance to count scalps!
 Nothing like flying through a group of fighters and coming out the other end with a few of them smoking along after coming under the guns! Still plenty of slots to be filled get in while you can!!
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Triton28 on August 15, 2012, 09:18:41 AM
(http://www.perfessorbill.com/misc/sam_12high.jpg)

Step right up gents. 

Requirements:  Must be able to drop bombs accurately.

Aerial gunnery not needed.  Your friendly pony, jug, and fork-tail drivers will ensure you a smooth approach to target.  :devil
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: cactuskooler on August 15, 2012, 01:15:29 PM
(http://i547.photobucket.com/albums/hh473/cactuskooler/give-us-more-b-17s-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: ROC on August 15, 2012, 02:51:26 PM
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What?? 43 views and no takers??

Oh, I have to apologize, this is our fault. We may have scared them with our roster.

Sorry bout that  :D
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Wildcat1 on August 15, 2012, 03:16:52 PM
Give us more B-17s!! We've shot down too many, and now our pilots are getting bored!
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Orbitson on August 15, 2012, 03:41:23 PM
Join the B-17's and don't worry... it will be a painless death.   :t
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: JOACH1M on August 15, 2012, 04:41:14 PM
I will show no mercy towards any bomber.  :old:
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: M1A1 on August 15, 2012, 04:45:34 PM
You guys are funny! Really was that part of your Luftwaffe training , how to crack jokes in the face of a doomed and defeated country??? Silly boys haven't you realized by now that Allied pilots make movies about themselves while Luftwaffe pilots make funeral arrangements for themselves???
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: KCDitto on August 15, 2012, 05:44:03 PM
Don't worry,

My Bf109K-4 only has 65 rounds...................   :joystick:

It takes 3 hits to take down a B-17, so 3 /  65 = well, you do the math part    :devil
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: LCADolby on August 15, 2012, 06:14:41 PM
(http://i547.photobucket.com/albums/hh473/cactuskooler/give-us-more-b-17s-poster.jpg)

I see your fiction and raise you factual.

(http://steeljawscribe.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/b17hit.jpg)
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: TomD on August 15, 2012, 06:42:38 PM
Yes. Please sign up! My 108 hates to be lonely. Even now it calls you. Can you hear it? It says fodder fodder fodder..  :x
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Lusche on August 15, 2012, 06:46:31 PM
Yes. Please sign up! My 108 hates to be lonely.

You are flying this in DGS II?

(http://i58.servimg.com/u/f58/12/88/76/95/img_2814.jpg)

Brave man!  :rock


 :D  :bolt:
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: killrDan on August 15, 2012, 07:23:14 PM
You guys are funny! Really was that part of your Luftwaffe training , how to crack jokes in the face of a doomed and defeated country??? Silly boys haven't you realized by now that Allied pilots make movies about themselves while Luftwaffe pilots make funeral arrangements for themselves???

Just a short short of my Luftwaffe training:

http://www.mediafire.com/?yvcq87qpe6roxr5 (http://www.mediafire.com/?yvcq87qpe6roxr5)

Join the Allies!  More bomber pilots pleeeze!
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: SEseph on August 15, 2012, 07:42:40 PM
We need more Bomber pilots Please. With all our 190's, I don't think we'll all be able to get kills at this rate!  :cry
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: TomD on August 15, 2012, 09:26:05 PM
You are flying this in DGS II?



Brave man!  :rock


 :D  :bolt:

It needs a wee bit of work before game day... :eek:

(http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t476/tomdauria/108wreck.jpg)

But just three more easy payments and it's mine all mine! :banana:

Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: M1A1 on August 15, 2012, 09:32:46 PM
With all the BS you guys talk you should surrender now so you guys can run for office after we are done occupying Germany after the war. They will need strong leadership to bring them out of the ruble ya know....
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: BaldEagl on August 15, 2012, 11:29:22 PM
Join the Allied bombers.  It will be a "that's what she said" experience... the most exciting minute of your life and then back to the MA.
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Big Rat on August 15, 2012, 11:34:44 PM
Without allied bombers, what's going to attract the flies, err I mean escorts :neener:

 :salute
BigRat
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: M1A1 on August 16, 2012, 05:55:20 AM
Ahhhh now I get it...Now I know why Germany is such a lush green country...They have the Luftwaffe flying all over the country side doing aerial fertilizing with that BS...LOL....

On a serious note though gents look forward to flying against ya and enjoying seeing some of the best in the game doing what they do...Good luck!
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Slate on August 16, 2012, 10:11:22 AM
  Join up now! Get as many bombers up as possible and as a bonus after you parachute into Germany we will get you a date with a charming interrogator.

 (http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q339/mikachutrash/myspacebackground.jpg)
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Hajo on August 16, 2012, 10:53:58 AM
Actually during 1944 during the war it was hit or miss if the Luftwaffe would actually show up.

Many many accounts of relieveing the fighters of escort duty and letting them shoot up the Luftwaffe

Fields and other targets of opportunity.  Here...we have to give them an edge or they won't play  :bolt:
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: ROC on August 16, 2012, 12:02:53 PM
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Here...we have to give them an edge or they won't play  outta here

What edge did "we" give them?  I thought in your other post all of your planes outclassed ours?  Is this simply laying the foundation in advance for the reason you lost?  :D
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Hajo on August 16, 2012, 09:12:06 PM
What edge did "we" give them?  I thought in your other post all of your planes outclassed ours?  Is this simply laying the foundation in advance for the reason you lost?  :D

You get to up twice over your homeland.  We get that option but it will be useless to fly back to the bombers.

So we have to shoot down 400 fighters, not 200   :bolt:
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: ROC on August 16, 2012, 09:52:43 PM
Well, if you beat us then in the next scenario you can launch from occupied germany?  :)  I do see your point, but there is an advantage to your position that actually does hamper us, but I'm not going to tell you what it is!   :cheers:
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: SEseph on August 17, 2012, 12:18:01 PM
Well, if you beat us then in the next scenario you can launch from occupied germany?  :)  I do see your point, but there is an advantage to your position that actually does hamper us, but I'm not going to tell you what it is!   :cheers:

I thought we fixed that problem with operation Purple Fuzzy Hippo...
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: FBDragon on August 17, 2012, 03:48:16 PM
My K4 is very very hungry!!!! Please send more B17's, they are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!!!!!! :devil :bolt:
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: perdue3 on August 17, 2012, 04:34:34 PM
My K4 is very very hungry!!!! Please send more B17's, they are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!!!!!! :devil :bolt:

As my faithful squadmate pointed out, more targets please.
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: LCADolby on August 17, 2012, 04:39:05 PM
I thought we fixed that problem with operation Purple Fuzzy Hippo...
(http://i.imgur.com/IaopZ.gif)
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: kilo2 on August 17, 2012, 04:42:14 PM
The Juggs will rein supreme.

Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Wildcat1 on August 17, 2012, 04:47:36 PM
The Juggs will rein supreme.



 :rofl
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Tracerfi on August 17, 2012, 07:01:53 PM
The Juggs will rein supreme.


no they wont
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: ALFAMEGA51 on August 17, 2012, 07:44:15 PM
Hah  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Zoney on August 17, 2012, 07:57:24 PM
no they wont

Yes they will  :P
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: pembquist on August 17, 2012, 07:58:38 PM
Is it uncool to sign up as a bomber pilot if you are not positive you can make every saturday?
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Wildcat1 on August 17, 2012, 09:07:29 PM
Is it uncool to sign up as a bomber pilot if you are not positive you can make every saturday?

Even if you can't make every frame, you should still sign up, so the command team can get you on the roster and in the forum. It makes the whole experience more enjoyable when you can get immersed in the event. :salute
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: SEseph on August 18, 2012, 12:03:51 AM
Even if you can't make every frame, you should still sign up, so the command team can get you on the roster and in the forum. It makes the whole experience more enjoyable when you can get immersed in the event. :salute

Life happens, then we shoot down cartoon planes
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: BaldEagl on August 18, 2012, 02:01:22 AM
Life happens, then we shoot down cartoon planes

Well, Axis shoot down cartoon planes... particularly bombers.  Death happens for the Allies.
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: SEseph on August 18, 2012, 10:46:32 PM
Well, Axis shoot down cartoon planes... particularly bombers.  Death happens for the Allies.

Too true, too true...  :devil
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: wulf31 on August 19, 2012, 09:26:09 AM
 Bombers... mmmm Gustav food.
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Slate on August 20, 2012, 11:39:22 AM
The Juggs will fall like rain.


    :D fixed
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Slate on August 20, 2012, 11:46:07 AM
The Juggs will fall like rain.



   fixed   :aok
Title: Re: DGSII...Still looking for Allied Bomber pilots..
Post by: Molsman on August 20, 2012, 08:07:31 PM
See if you all Join up it will be Quick and Painless for you  :devil
(http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/bikermedic8/fallofthe8thfr2.jpg)

(http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/bikermedic8/fallof8th1.jpg)

(http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/bikermedic8/fallofthe8th3.jpg)


set of 17's Killed during an 8th Practice flight