Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Nathan60 on August 14, 2012, 01:34:39 PM
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"David Wells" is not the true prophet he was merly a man. Torquilla is the one true prophet. The can only be one true god and he is torquills! Convert or Die!
If you convert you'll get 72 Pies! :bolt:
Ed: added little blot guy so people know im joking.
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NEVER!
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NEVER!
Then you shall be stoned.
As if that's a penelty around here.
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I'm already stoned. I would accept blotter instead.
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"David Wells" is not the true prophet he was merly a man. Torquilla is the one true prophet. The can only be one true god and he is torquills! Convert or Die!
If you convert you'll get 72 Pies! :bolt:
Ed: added little blot guy so people know im joking.
You blasphemous cad you. ummmm What kind of pies?
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You blasphemous cad you. ummmm What kind of pies?
What kind of pies you ask? Well the BEST kind of pies of course. Accept Torquilla as the true p[rophet and cast off the Walseian shackles!!!
Torquilla is Great!!
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didn't he name himself torquilla. because he's dyslexic and couldn't spell tortilla?
semp
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didn't he name himself torquilla. because he's dyslexic and couldn't spell tortilla?
semp
Are you making a funny at the Great one. I will kill you if you don't convert! It is death to make fun of our beliefs infidel.
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Canspec has hole in his head and has the inner light emanating from it!
He also looks at entrails and predicts events not yet happened :old:
He has predicated the end of the world next Tuesday morning at 9:30, he has told us to prepare :old:
I have two packs of lavatory roll just in case :old:
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I'm just in it for the pies...
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Praise be!
Canspec has informed me that he was mistaken and the world is not ending on said date :banana:
He needs $5000 to meditate on the subject :old:
Praise be!
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Praise be!
Canspec has informed me that he was mistaken and the world is not ending on said date :banana:
He needs $5000 to meditate on the subject :old:
Praise be!
Heritic! Belive in the truth of torquilla of perish as heathens! Torquilla be praised.
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I'm just in it for the pies...
Yeah about those. You have to go into a crowded thread and PNG yourself taking as many with you to get them.
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Are you making a funny at the Great one. I will kill you if you don't convert! It is death to make fun of our beliefs infidel.
no seriously he did asked me once how to make quesadillas. he wanted to know if torquilas came in single packs. I explain to him that those were tortillas. he just said they both looked the same to him.
semp
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I thought it was a bottle of tequila wrapped in a tortilla :headscratch:
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:old: The Church of David Wales does not approve of this thread and does not recognize Torquilla as anything other than a false prophet.
We do however approve of quesadillas and enjoy them at church functions
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How dare you insult us like this? Toquilla is the true one do not clog up this thread with your Walesist lies.
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:old: The Church of David Wales does not approve of this thread and does not recognize Torquilla as anything other than a false prophet.
We do however approve of quesadillas and enjoy them at church functions
not that I approve of your idiotic dw thread, but won't eating quesadillas at your church function indicate that you eat the body of torquilla? Therefore recognize him as the true prophet.
semp
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Therefore recognize him as the true prophet.
semp
The power of Torquilla comples you! The power of Torquilla comples you. Convert now to ease yur suffering.
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I'm just in it for the pies...
:rofl :aok
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not that I approve of your idiotic dw thread, but won't eating quesadillas at your church function indicate that you eat the body of torquilla? Therefore recognize him as the true prophet.
semp
Since St. David is still very much alive we do not practice that. In his words it would be "icky". We do have a ceremony where we eat Fig Newtons & milk, they don't indicate anything. St. David just thinks they're "Bril"
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St David has come to me during my prayers. He said all who worship this false idol will be punished.
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St David has come to me during my prayers. He said all who worship this false idol will be punished.
What are you On? :confused:
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What are you On? :confused:
Judging by his avatar the Nyan Nyan Cat :banana:
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We must purge the torquila followers from the community!
Those who reject David of Wales must be taken down!
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Judging by his avatar the Nyan Nyan Cat :banana:
:aok
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We must purge the torquila followers from the community!
Those who reject David of Wales must be taken down!
Heathen infidelz \/\/ill D|3!
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I think the movement would go better if we had a snazy Tag to put in out taghlins and avatars. ay brothers wanna step up? ( I cant make one at work)
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what about u straight jacket. or a glass of koolaid?
semp