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Title: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: MarineUS on August 20, 2012, 12:22:21 PM: (http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17wk8ndw7yuivjpg/original.jpg)

Bad news first: it looks like Rise of the Planet of the Apes recently kicked off in our reality. The good news? Our future ape overlords will implement a regime not unlike that of a no-budget 1980s comedy — think Porky's starring Doctor Zaius. As WJBF Augusta explains:

[A] Georgia Health Sciences University (GHSU) Lab Animal Services employee was found drunk and partially nude in a Lab Animal Services Technician locker room on Monday, August 13th. A GHSU spokesperson confirms that 2 monkeys were out of their cages in the locked Animals Services Lab.

Fortunately, the animals weren't harmed during this laboratory bacchanalia, and the employee was charged with public drunkenness. This is how 28 Days Later really will happen— not only with the Rage virus, but an ill-timed rager.

http://io9.com/5936229/university-lab-technician-arrested-for-drunk-party-with-monkeys?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: Tracerfi on August 20, 2012, 12:24:02 PM: IN :rofl
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: LCADolby on August 20, 2012, 12:26:07 PM: Isn't this how AIDS started :noid
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: Zoney on August 20, 2012, 01:02:48 PM: 12 monkeys
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: ABDCWOT on August 20, 2012, 03:21:56 PM: I wonder if they were wearing clown suits and make-up. That would be SWEET!
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: B4Buster on August 20, 2012, 03:24:18 PM: Quote from: Tracerfi on August 20, 2012, 12:24:02 PM
IN :rofl

:headscratch:
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: Tracerfi on August 20, 2012, 03:26:17 PM: Quote from: B4Buster on August 20, 2012, 03:24:18 PM
:headscratch:

i thought is was i troll
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 20, 2012, 06:42:13 PM: Talk about a selfish-SOB, the lab assistant didn't share the booze with the monkeys.

ack-ack
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: Tracerfi on August 20, 2012, 06:42:35 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on August 20, 2012, 06:42:13 PM
Talk about a selfish-SOB, the lab assistant didn't share the booze with the monkeys.

ack-ack
:rofl
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: Fud on August 20, 2012, 08:34:39 PM: Glad they weren't sheep :O
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: MarineUS on August 20, 2012, 10:25:56 PM: Quote from: Fud on August 20, 2012, 08:34:39 PM
Glad they weren't sheep :O
Like in the bottom left of Fugi's cartoon >.> :bolt:
Title: Re: University lab technician arrested for drunken party with monkeys
Post by: Nathan60 on August 21, 2012, 08:34:50 AM: Quote from: LCADolby on August 20, 2012, 12:26:07 PM
Isn't this how AIDS started :noid
:rofl