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Title: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: eagl on September 09, 2012, 03:04:17 PM: So, two MMA fighters, one fairly successful and his training partner, decide to have a little fun. Buying some shrooms, they throw a little private party, just the two of them. Hilarity ensues when in the heady grip of drug induced hallucinations and paranoia, they convince themselves that one of them is the devil and this time they're fighting for the salvation of mankind. Playing out a scene straight from your favorite kombat computer game, the fight ends when the victor rips the still beating heart of his opponent out of his chest. Then to make sure the dead guy can't speak any words of power after being dead, since he's the devil and all, the victor rips out his tongue.

Really.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/california-mma-fighter-jarrod-wyatt-accused-ripping-friend-heard-tongue-pleads-guilty-murder-article-1.1154835

At least he had the sense to plead guilty. Inquiring minds want to know if they're going to leave him alone in prison, in light of his more than thoroughly proven abilities.

Note to self - don't feed shrooms to anyone who makes a living out of beating people into submission. If this is witnessed, leave the vicinity immediately. That is all.
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: mechanic on September 09, 2012, 03:46:32 PM: damn....
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: mbailey on September 09, 2012, 03:52:10 PM: Shoulda ripped off something else, that way stupidity cant breed.
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: Tracerfi on September 09, 2012, 03:55:42 PM: :eek: :bolt:
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Post by: megadud on September 09, 2012, 03:57:03 PM: Worked out a plea deal to get 50 years to life. Why not just kill him with a shot tomorrow? :headscratch:
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Post by: gyrene81 on September 09, 2012, 09:56:19 PM: definitely both darwin award recipients...

this little headliner is hilarious... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-couple-three-way-romp-ends-a-bang-a-gun-article-1.1150354
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: EskimoJoe on September 10, 2012, 01:58:29 AM: Wrong thread.

Interesting story though.
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: rpm on September 10, 2012, 02:32:27 AM: Well there's no doubt he was committed in his beliefs. Mankind was spared afterall.
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: RngFndr on September 10, 2012, 07:11:10 AM: Train them like Pit Dogs, they start acting like it..
Put it Down, as a Dangerous Animal, it is!
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: RightF00T on September 10, 2012, 05:55:50 PM: What the hell kind of shrooms did they take....that sounds more like a PCP story :confused:
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: 5anders on September 10, 2012, 07:19:06 PM: Quote from: RightF00T on September 10, 2012, 05:55:50 PM
What the hell kind of shrooms did they take....that sounds more like a PCP story :confused:

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I'd almost bet that tox screen doesn't come back as psilocybin.
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: Rob52240 on September 12, 2012, 12:57:34 PM: Is there a tox screenfor psilocybin? I've taken a ton of drug tests but none have tested for it.

I'm certain there was more out of the ordinary going on in this guys brain than a mushroom trip. A lot of people like to take a drug to excuse their terrible actions while under the influence.

As a mushroom enthusiast myself, this is more out of the ordinary than someone who walks on water, eats bullets and sh%^* ice cream.
Title: Re: Darwin or "I told you so" candidates
Post by: Nathan60 on September 12, 2012, 01:06:46 PM: Quote from: mbailey on September 09, 2012, 03:52:10 PM
Shoulda ripped off something else, that way stupidity cant breed.

Hes dead Jim, he cant breed anyway.

And Id go with bathsalts or PCP aswell.