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Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 20, 2001, 03:19:00 PM
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-SW

[ 06-20-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: Fatty on June 20, 2001, 05:50:00 PM
Where did you get that, it's secret meetings!  Next thing you know you'll be stealing all my best pickup lines.

 
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Hey baby, wanna see my bridge?
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: skernsk on June 20, 2001, 06:01:00 PM
Gotta love the FDB ready room.

Doesn't Fatty look like a dork in that st00pid uniform. :)
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: Hobodog on June 20, 2001, 06:18:00 PM
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Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: Hobodog on June 20, 2001, 06:20:00 PM
Is fatty wearing one of those BELLY TIGHTS
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: skernsk on June 20, 2001, 06:32:00 PM
No hobo...it's a girdle that he got off of a dead Luftwhiner.
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: Fatty on June 20, 2001, 08:23:00 PM
Yeah skernsk, I think her name was MrFish.
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 20, 2001, 08:32:00 PM
I've got better pick up lines Fatty!
For example:
 
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I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

And the best one of all:
 
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I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

'Cuz I'm a pimp... just ask Animal! (http://ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/happy/smoking.gif)  
-SW
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: StSanta on June 21, 2001, 03:03:00 AM
Skernsk, you need to learn more about LW anatomy and psychology.

I mean, we need the BOING! noodle movement limitor in our 109's - the cockpit is just too small and without it we'd bruise our faces every time we see one of them cuuute FDB's or ASSassins hanging in their little pink chutes.

 :D
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: milnko on June 21, 2001, 07:26:00 AM
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Originally posted by StSanta:
noodle movement limitor in our 109's - the cockpit is just too small and without it we'd bruise our faces every time we see one of them cuuute FDB's or ASSassins
 :D

U used the terms too small, cockpit, noodle, and face all in the same paragraph...Normally I'd say that's a bad combo, but seeing how it's from you Santa, I'd just suggest ya keep your face outta others crotches.

 :D
OH MY!
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: skernsk on June 21, 2001, 03:04:00 PM
ROFL....nice one Milnko.
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: Hangtime on June 21, 2001, 03:17:00 PM
Ka-Ching; 3 points!
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: milnko on June 26, 2001, 12:46:00 PM
This thread WAS off to a premature silent death, I musta hurt someone's feelings with my callous and thoughtless reply, I'd like to apologize...........but I can't! WAHAHAAHHAHA!

OH MY!™
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: Fatty on June 26, 2001, 12:51:00 PM
You liar, you're just trying to keep attention off that thread you started about nits, that I'm about to punt to the top  :D
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: AKSWulfe on June 26, 2001, 01:07:00 PM
I think it's because it's because the FDB's are experiencing a bit of identity crisis.

I mean, each and everyone of them had their johnson's pack up their balls and leave.

That must be quite a hit to a "man's" ego and lifestyle. This would explain their new found love for leather chaps, wine coolers and pillow talk.

As for the Assassins, what's the deal with you hiding your tails between your legs and running away from a fight? Is it the lack of an obstruction between your legs that you needed your tail there? But what about the running away? Were you expecting Rip to chase you down and pinch you on the ass?

I dunno about the FDBs and Assassins... seems like they forgot to take their "man" pills.
-SW
Title: Fatty leads the FDBs...
Post by: Hangtime on June 26, 2001, 11:42:00 PM
Wulfie... It might be best if you stop naggin us about our problems, and start worrying about yours... like how yer AK's mechanic... (below)

 (http://www.artnetwork.com/Melitta/jpegs/bersheva.jpg)

..is gonna put those all those little parts back together in the general form of an airplane.

 :D