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Title: funny quotes game
Post by: Wildcat1 on September 13, 2012, 06:33:14 PM
post 'em if you got 'em!

"'Jesus loves you' is a great thing to hear in church, but a terrifying thing to hear in a Mexican prison"
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: coombz on September 13, 2012, 06:41:30 PM
"'Jesus loves you' is a great thing to hear in church, but a terrifying thing to hear in a Mexican prison"

 :rofl

http://bash.org/?180081

a wealth of great quotes on that site :)  another from there is something like:

<h1tl3r> HOW THE FUVK CAN YOU TELL THAT IM 13 BY WAT IM WRITEING!!!
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: coombz on September 13, 2012, 07:21:22 PM
oh, and:

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,  and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. 'Tis not possible!', I muttered, 'give me back my free hardcore!'...quoth the server, 404."

Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: Wildcat1 on September 13, 2012, 07:44:34 PM
oh, and:

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,  and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. 'Tis not possible!', I muttered, 'give me back my free hardcore!'...quoth the server, 404."



 :rofl
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on September 13, 2012, 07:53:16 PM
Don't ever shake hands with Coombz.  :uhoh
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: ebfd11 on September 13, 2012, 08:55:04 PM
"Dont worry guys we can make it."


Famous last words from Waystin before a full flight of 51's flew into a mountain.

LawnDart
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: Devil 505 on September 13, 2012, 10:34:45 PM
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that the original source nearly impossible to verify." - Abraham Lincoln
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: fbEagle on September 13, 2012, 10:41:46 PM
"Hold my beer and watch this!" As quoted by any bush pilot who ever lived  :airplane:
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: USRanger on September 13, 2012, 10:51:15 PM
"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that the original source nearly impossible to verify." - Abraham Lincoln

 :rofl
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: stealth on September 14, 2012, 04:39:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etdjjKpgE_U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etdjjKpgE_U)


"Hey Scotty, Jesus man". (fist and smile)
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 14, 2012, 06:04:22 AM
"It is almost impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are ingenious" - Unknown software developer
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: danny76 on September 14, 2012, 06:47:33 AM
Copulae eam, si non posit acceptera jocularum

Brian Keenan to his cellmate after he had just taken a beating.

Quality :salute
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: Dragon on September 14, 2012, 08:45:08 AM
oh, and:

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,  and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. 'Tis not possible!', I muttered, 'give me back my free hardcore!'...quoth the server, 404."



 :aok
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: curry1 on September 14, 2012, 08:51:36 AM
"In the Soviet Army, it takes more courage to retreat than advance."
Title: Re: funny quotes game
Post by: Slate on September 14, 2012, 08:58:40 AM
  Oldie but a goodie I read in a school bathroom many years ago..... :old:

    Here I sit Broken Hearted, Tried to Shtt but only Farted.