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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Vulcan on September 23, 2012, 07:49:52 PM

Title: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: Vulcan on September 23, 2012, 07:49:52 PM
Ahem

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835890

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A man sought emergency treatment at hospital in Auckland this week with an eel stuck up his bottom.

The unnamed individual presented himself at the A&E department at Auckland City Hospital to explain his embarrassing problem.

It is believed the patient was sent for X-rays and a scan, which showed there was an eel lodged inside him.

"The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," a hospital source said. "Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first."

It is unclear how the eel managed to be trapped inside the man. It is believed medics successfully removed it and the man was later discharged.

A hospital spokesman last night confirmed the bizarre incident had taken place.

"In response to a direct query from the Herald on Sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him," Matt Rogers, spokesman for Auckland District Health Board, said.

(http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/201238/SCCZEN_eel_460x230.jpg)
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: coombz on September 23, 2012, 07:52:34 PM
"eels up inside ya...findin' an entrance where they can"

Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: rogwar on September 23, 2012, 07:57:30 PM
Maybe that's just the first proof there really is life on Uranus.
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: gpwurzel on September 23, 2012, 08:13:14 PM
Well Tongs, whatcha got to say for yourself????????

I mean, really, an eel??

 :D :D :D :D :D

Wurz
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: MiloMorai on September 23, 2012, 09:24:16 PM
Do NZers say 'eel or heel?
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: RedBull1 on September 23, 2012, 10:25:10 PM
You know... I haven't seen Pacman in a few weeks....uhm....

*entire crowd's eyes shift to pacman*
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: phatzo on September 24, 2012, 08:05:09 PM
Pacman is from Adelaide, having an eel up your butt in Adelaide is completely normal and probably more interesting than anything else there.
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: MiloMorai on September 24, 2012, 08:12:35 PM
Pacman is from Adelaide, having an eel up your butt in Adelaide is completely normal and probably more interesting than anything else there.

So he bends over and picks up the soap a lot. :eek: :devil
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: Dragon on September 24, 2012, 08:22:29 PM
So what bring you into the ER today?


I'm to eeling too well and have this peculiar bloated eeling near me bung hole.

 :noid


 
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: ozrocker on September 25, 2012, 10:20:52 AM
How about this?

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-noodle-during-beauty-spa


There are also fish in South America that will swim inside of your, well you know :rofl
Apparently attracted to urine scent.


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Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: Rondar on September 25, 2012, 01:11:38 PM
Heh heh  too bad these are not the  :x electric  :x eels we hear of.   :x 
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 25, 2012, 01:26:29 PM
Maybe that's just the first proof there really is life on Uranus.

Nah, he probably was just having a live food diet and figured the only way he can digest anything alive is to stick it in the wrong end  :x
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: gyrene81 on September 25, 2012, 01:28:00 PM
Nah, he probably was just having a live food diet and figured the only way he can digest anything alive is to stick it in the wrong end  :x
hmmm...kinda changes the meaning of the term "butt muncher"   :bolt:
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: Plawranc on September 25, 2012, 05:50:20 PM
NO!.

In Adelaide. We are currently dealing with a mosquito problem.
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: lyric1 on September 25, 2012, 10:46:58 PM
NO!.

In Adelaide. We are currently dealing with a mosquito problem.

Where are you sticking them then?
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: Nathan60 on September 25, 2012, 10:49:04 PM
It was later confirm the eel was looking for Lemmiwinks
Title: Re: Kiwi Medical Mysteries
Post by: 1sum41 on September 26, 2012, 12:08:33 AM
Where are you sticking them then?
:rofl :rofl