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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Vulcan on September 23, 2012, 07:49:52 PM
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Ahem
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835890
A man sought emergency treatment at hospital in Auckland this week with an eel stuck up his bottom.
The unnamed individual presented himself at the A&E department at Auckland City Hospital to explain his embarrassing problem.
It is believed the patient was sent for X-rays and a scan, which showed there was an eel lodged inside him.
"The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," a hospital source said. "Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first."
It is unclear how the eel managed to be trapped inside the man. It is believed medics successfully removed it and the man was later discharged.
A hospital spokesman last night confirmed the bizarre incident had taken place.
"In response to a direct query from the Herald on Sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him," Matt Rogers, spokesman for Auckland District Health Board, said.
(http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/201238/SCCZEN_eel_460x230.jpg)
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"eels up inside ya...findin' an entrance where they can"
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Maybe that's just the first proof there really is life on Uranus.
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Well Tongs, whatcha got to say for yourself????????
I mean, really, an eel??
:D :D :D :D :D
Wurz
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Do NZers say 'eel or heel?
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You know... I haven't seen Pacman in a few weeks....uhm....
*entire crowd's eyes shift to pacman*
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Pacman is from Adelaide, having an eel up your butt in Adelaide is completely normal and probably more interesting than anything else there.
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Pacman is from Adelaide, having an eel up your butt in Adelaide is completely normal and probably more interesting than anything else there.
So he bends over and picks up the soap a lot. :eek: :devil
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So what bring you into the ER today?
I'm to eeling too well and have this peculiar bloated eeling near me bung hole.
:noid
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How about this?
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-noodle-during-beauty-spa
There are also fish in South America that will swim inside of your, well you know :rofl
Apparently attracted to urine scent.
:cheers: Oz
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Heh heh too bad these are not the :x electric :x eels we hear of. :x
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Maybe that's just the first proof there really is life on Uranus.
Nah, he probably was just having a live food diet and figured the only way he can digest anything alive is to stick it in the wrong end :x
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Nah, he probably was just having a live food diet and figured the only way he can digest anything alive is to stick it in the wrong end :x
hmmm...kinda changes the meaning of the term "butt muncher" :bolt:
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NO!.
In Adelaide. We are currently dealing with a mosquito problem.
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NO!.
In Adelaide. We are currently dealing with a mosquito problem.
Where are you sticking them then?
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It was later confirm the eel was looking for Lemmiwinks
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Where are you sticking them then?
:rofl :rofl