Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: SEseph on September 24, 2012, 09:01:39 AM
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The time is approaching that signifies the launching of enemy aircraft into the Fatherland. We need your help in this great defense we will surely need to repel these invaders, so sign up and find a ride. We have the illustrious 109K4 as well as the G14. Should those not be your style, we have the 190D9 or the master of bomber hugs, the 190A8. With this assortment, nothing can stop us as we down plane after plane and if you listen closely, you might just hear the screams from the Allies as their precious Fortresses are ripped apart.
JOIN FOR THE DEFENSE OF THE FATHERLAND! :salute
Come one, Come all! Kill an Ally, you know you want to! :devil
http://www.ahevents.org/events/scenarios/current-or-next-scenario.html
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moin
dont forget my 410 :old:
cu christian
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They are secret weapons, hence I made no mention of them! Or I could have just forgotten, but if that was true, I'd deny it and go with some sort of secret weapon cover up story... :bolt:
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You tell em Chris! >:l
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I dare you to fly Allied.
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:confused:
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Fraulein's in German metal make my .50's smile.
:banana:
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I am from the future. I have bad news for you all. You lose the war. Your best scientists go to the USA and become citizens. Your hottest frauleins also leave and go to the USA, marry Americans and have lots of kids. The USA and the Russians take your capitol city and split it into 2 halves with a giant wall that is later demolished by a "B" movie American actor who becomes President. Everyone hates you for years but they buy your cars.
That is all.
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Fraulein's in German metal make my .50's smile.
:banana:
Mine too!
(http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss35/stampf/wolf10019.jpg)
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Mine too!
(http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss35/stampf/wolf10019.jpg)
Futureman again with more news.
Sorry, she also moves to America, to Hollywood actually to become a moviestar, and is still working at the Dennys on Sepulveda Blvd. Unfortunately the years have not been kind to her and she now resembles a walrus that has mated with an Aardvark.
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Everyone hates you for years
Sounds great. Guess we did something right if we stuck in people's minds for that long.
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I am from the future. I have bad news for you all. You lose the war. Your best scientists go to the USA and become citizens. Your hottest frauleins also leave and go to the USA, marry Americans and have lots of kids. The USA and the Russians take your capitol city and split it into 2 halves with a giant wall that is later demolished by a "B" movie American actor who becomes President. Everyone hates you for years but they buy your cars.
That is all.
1.21 Gigawatts!! Did you say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCRUvX2D0E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCRUvX2D0E)
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I am from the future.
Yes. We see your tin-foil hat.
Proceed.
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The time is approaching that signifies the launching of enemy aircraft into the Fatherland. We need your help in this great defense we will surely need to repel these invaders, so sign up and find a ride. We have the illustrious 109K4 as well as the G14. Should those not be your style, we have the 190D9 or the master of bomber hugs, the 190A8. With this assortment, nothing can stop us as we down plane after plane and if you listen closely, you might just hear the screams from the Allies as their precious Fortresses are ripped apart.
JOIN FOR THE DEFENSE OF THE FATHERLAND! :salute
Come one, Come all! Kill an Ally, you know you want to! :devil
http://www.ahevents.org/events/scenarios/current-or-next-scenario.html
Planning on shooting some Italians Seph? Were they still an ally in 44? :lol
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Futureman here again................
Perdue discovers the difference between famous (which he thought he was) and infamous (which he is), is awarded the Aces High "Most Locked Event Threads" Medal, steals a goat, marrys it, (yes you can marry anything in the future), finds out a wee bit too late about his wee bits after finally reading the prophylactic package directions that say to "remove from package before wearing", (even though they did fit that way), and dies alone in a cave in France.
:bolt:*poof*
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Mine too!
(http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss35/stampf/wolf10019.jpg)
I'd blow the beans in that slag alright :old:
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Futureman here again................
Perdue discovers the difference between famous (which he thought he was) and infamous (which he is), is awarded the Aces High "Most Locked Event Threads" Medal, steals a goat, marrys it, (yes you can marry anything in the future), finds out a wee bit too late about his wee bits after finally reading the prophylactic package directions that say to "remove from package before wearing", (even though they did fit that way), and dies alone in a cave in France.
:bolt:*poof*
Presentman here.
Not very funny try harder.
*shazam*