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Title: Torture Techniques
Post by: danny76 on October 17, 2012, 11:40:46 AM: Since waterboarding has been banned, the CIA have taken to pushing handfuls of grapes up the arses of Taliban suspects.

So far it hasn't made any of them talk, but a couple have let out a little wine.
Title: Re: Torture Techniques
Post by: Devil 505 on October 17, 2012, 11:57:57 AM: :rofl
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Post by: SmokinLoon on October 17, 2012, 12:20:05 PM: I actually laughed out loud. :lol
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Post by: Fud on October 17, 2012, 01:27:57 PM: or maybe they can force the taliban to read some of the BBS topics lol
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on October 17, 2012, 01:35:52 PM: Quote from: Fud on October 17, 2012, 01:27:57 PM
or maybe they can force the taliban to read some of the BBS topics lol

All they need to do is make a sitcom starring young Mohammed with teenage co-actors at Disney style highschool setup. It will make them confess anything just to stop seeing it.
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Post by: Ripsnort on October 17, 2012, 04:13:45 PM: No one will believe me that the Merlot I was sipping suddenly didn't taste very good after reading this. :frown:
Title: Re: Torture Techniques
Post by: danny76 on October 17, 2012, 04:37:04 PM: Quote from: Ripsnort on October 17, 2012, 04:13:45 PM
No one will believe me that the Merlot I was sipping suddenly didn't taste very good after reading this. :frown:
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Torture Techniques
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 17, 2012, 04:43:22 PM: Quote from: Ripsnort on October 17, 2012, 04:13:45 PM
No one will believe me that the Merlot I was sipping suddenly didn't taste very good after reading this. :frown:
Roughness Reds vs KY Whites? pick your varietal!
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Post by: Rash on October 17, 2012, 10:53:20 PM: Have a brave 14 year old girl bully them with words.
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Post by: CAP1 on October 17, 2012, 11:36:22 PM: i read this to a customer, as he'd asked what i was laughing so hard at.......he nearly fell over laughing too. :aok :rofl
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Post by: zack1234 on October 18, 2012, 12:51:42 AM: Its not a laughing matter :old:

:rofl

The CIA should let them tune into CH 200 they would spill the beans after 5 mins of that :)
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Post by: Rich46yo on October 18, 2012, 04:19:05 AM: When did we stop drowning them? Is that an Obama thing?
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Post by: ap1102 on October 18, 2012, 04:33:12 PM: Confuscious say "He who has grape shoved up keister , has bellybutton in jam".
Title: Re: Torture Techniques
Post by: Rob52240 on October 22, 2012, 02:27:48 AM: My favorite method was featured in the Gods Must be Crazy film.

When the guys wouldn't talk they tossed them blindfolded out of a chopper. The chopper was hovering a couple feet off the ground.
Title: Re: Torture Techniques
Post by: Delirium on October 22, 2012, 10:43:21 AM: Send them to Chucky Cheese; if they still won't talk, put them in a Chucky Cheese costume giving away free tokens.
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Post by: smoe on October 22, 2012, 11:10:12 AM: This may explain the drop in domestic whine prices since 911. :rofl
Title: Re: Torture Techniques
Post by: danny76 on October 22, 2012, 03:04:02 PM: Quote from: Rob52240 on October 22, 2012, 02:27:48 AM
My favorite method was featured in the Gods Must be Crazy film.

When the guys wouldn't talk they tossed them blindfolded out of a chopper. The chopper was hovering a couple feet off the ground.

I have experienced a couple of these, blindfolded with a land rover pulled right next to your head, everytime the engine was revved the spare wheel was run againat you :(
Also blindfold when water bottles are emptied over you and a petrol soaked rag is held under your nose whilst people play with striking matches. Both techniques focus the mind :lol