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Title: Final 12 Days...
Post by: USAFCAPcTSgt on December 09, 2012, 05:05:31 AM
until the Mayan calendar comes to a screeching halt.

End of the World Checklist:

Galactic Passport
Towel
Gold-Pressed Latinum
Spiffy Dark Red Jumpsuit with Sunglasses
Neuralizer
Egg
Chappa'ai
Communicator

It's good to have all the bases covered.  On Dec 20th, stop by a pet store and buy a toad.  Just before midnight, swallow the live toad and nothing worse should happen to you the next day.
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: RedBull1 on December 09, 2012, 05:24:04 AM
End of the world checklist:

Get some drinks
Get comfortable
Laugh my bellybutton off at people running in circles screaming it's the end of the world
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: BFOOT1 on December 09, 2012, 09:09:35 AM
Check list:
Hot cheap women
Hot wings
Sweet Tea
Invitation to the Dec. 22nd after party :D
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: DEECONX on December 09, 2012, 09:17:55 AM
Just in the nick of time!


http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/science/story/2012-05-08/maya-apocalypse-calendar-2012/54879760/1
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: kotrenin on December 09, 2012, 10:44:06 AM
Last year during the "Rapture" a bunch of us bought some blow-up dolls and filled them with helium.  :lol
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: Condor11 on December 09, 2012, 03:39:08 PM
Just in the nick of time!


http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/tech/science/story/2012-05-08/maya-apocalypse-calendar-2012/54879760/1

Hahahaha too funny. Im surprised this thread is the first im hearing of this new calendar
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: USRanger on December 09, 2012, 05:12:31 PM
I wonder how many suicides will be taking place. Y'all know there will be some. 
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: Seanaldinho on December 09, 2012, 05:59:55 PM
I dunno but Dec. 22 their is gonna be  a hell of a lot of Christmas shopping going on.  :devil :angel:
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: GScholz on December 09, 2012, 06:14:44 PM
Last year during the "Rapture" a bunch of us bought some blow-up dolls and filled them with helium.  :lol

 :huh :rofl
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: TheMercinary60 on December 09, 2012, 10:01:41 PM
I wonder how many suicides will be taking place. Y'all know there will be some. 
i guess i dont expect that as much as i do large riots
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: 68ZooM on December 09, 2012, 10:35:10 PM
Release the kracken ! ! !  And no not daddkev's butt kracken  lol
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: mthrockmor on December 09, 2012, 11:12:53 PM
Throw in leap years and the Mayan calendar ended about a year ago. Non-event.

Boo
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: zack1234 on December 10, 2012, 01:51:05 AM
What time is said end of the world, I have a appointment with a man in the park about a dog :old:
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: alskahawk on December 10, 2012, 03:16:13 AM
 Ohh I hope I'm one of the ones that get picked to go in big caverns the government created.  :noid
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: Kermit de frog on December 10, 2012, 05:34:40 AM
What time is said end of the world, I have a appointment with a man in the park about a dog :old:

Me too.   :noid
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: Slate on December 10, 2012, 08:01:52 AM
 They just need room for the intergalactic bypass.

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/xohxemxeffxgeex/Movies/hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy.jpg)
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: TheMercinary60 on December 10, 2012, 09:11:45 AM
Ohh I hope I'm one of the ones that get picked to go in big caverns the government created.  :noid
but remember, the vaults were never really meant to save anyone
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: Babalonian on December 10, 2012, 04:54:36 PM
I predict the next decade will see a rise in populatirty of camping and backpacking as people realise it's better to do something than nothing with 12-cases of dehydrated turkey dinners, 2-cases of marshmellows, 80 canisters of propane, a new tent and sleeping bags and/or a fully stocked RV with a full tank of gas.   :noid
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: ink on December 10, 2012, 04:58:01 PM
I predict the next decade will see a rise in populatirty of camping and backpacking as people realise it's better to do something than nothing with 12-cases of dehydrated turkey dinners, 2-cases of marshmellows, 80 canisters of propane, a new tent and sleeping bags and/or a fully stocked RV with a full tank of gas.   :noid

 :rofl
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: Seanaldinho on December 10, 2012, 05:36:52 PM
a fully stocked RV with a full tank of gas.   :noid

The "Wanna-Bang-O"?  :bolt:
Title: Re: Final 12 Days...
Post by: ghi on December 11, 2012, 08:43:52 PM

The Chinese are building ships and floating balls;  :noid

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239157/Chinese-man-spends-life-savings-building-Noahs-Ark-fears-impending-apocalypse.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246313/Great-ball-China-Farmer-builds-survival-pod-save-13-tsunami-earthquake--Mayan-doomsday.html