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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: tunnelrat on January 01, 2013, 02:16:16 AM
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With the amount of caterwauling homogaitey in the MA and to a greater extent, on the forums, I am forced to throw down this gauntlet:
If you kill me* 3 or more times in the same night, and run your mouth on 200 (challenging me to the DA = Extra credit) you may enter MY challenge.
*Those automatically open for entry, as in the first one that picks up the gauntlet amongst the automatic winner pool WINS.
What you win:
An all expense paid trip (assuming you have a passport and aren't on some terrorist watch list, assuming you live out of the country) to:
BEAUTIFUL KANSAS CITY MISSOURI (In gross bellybutton March).
Including:
1. To/From travel (Train or Aircraft + pick up to/from port of arrival/departure) to KC and back.
2. LUXURIOUS (Just tell my wife it's awesome) accommodations for one week at Stately 80HD Manor
3. DECADENT dinners on the town or provided by my wife (Which I can attest, personally, to the palatability thereof.
4. Trips to the Combat Air Museum in Topeka, and the WWI museum in KC (Amongst other frivolity, winners choice)
5. My beating your ass** in my backyard (I provide boxing gloves, you must bring your own mouth piece) in a best-of-three melee.
6. My beating your ass** at Battle For Middle Earth 2 (Or other RTS of my choice)
7. Your beating my ass, repeatedly, in the DA in Aces High (Must bring own stick, will provide adequate computer - bring login info - unless you have a laptop)
8. Accommodations (not travel) for one adult guest, and any Aces High staff that wish to attend any/all events. (Including afforementioned bellybutton beatings).
What you must do:
1. Be able to take 3-5 days off in March of 2013, or be a scrub with no job in March of 2013.
2. Be on the "Automatic Win List" AND respond with a positive before any other Automatic Win List players.
3. Be a Devil Dog, TB, Debden, The Few, or JG 5 OBSERVER (you will pay your own way and sleep on a blissful air mattress - queen size - I will pay for the rest, and get your back and forth to the train station or airport)
4. Bring your 80hd-is-going-DA-me-for-real-in-his-dog-crap-riddled-back-yard mouthpiece (for boxing)
5. Bring your flight stick/mouse/whatever you need to school 80hd in the AH DA.
6. If you aren't on the "Automatic Win List" -> Shoot 80hd down in the MA, any day/night... talk MAD smack on 200, post on this thread your intent to challenge, shoot 80hd down 2 more times that day/night (I will continue to up and come at you and your pseudo-man horde), be an adult at least 18 years of age (This includes HOing spit-turds like Pepper, my wife will be here, no babies will be made).
7. The balls and/or ovaries required to come out to Kansas in the dead of suck.
I'm upping right now. Get some.
**I am drunk and haven't worked out in at least 2 months. It will still be video recorded.
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Automatic Winners (i.e., just be the first to respond)
1. Ink (Because I think he'd be a challenge boxing)
2. Shuffler (Because he is a smack talking picking hotard ganger)
3. Challenge (Because he is a Challenge)
4. DilDolby (Because he gets under my skin like no other)
5. Derpbrody (Because he is a Hungarian ass)
6. 00Seven (Or whatever he changes his name to this week)
7. Who (Just because I think it'd be cool to hang)
8. AKAK (because I know he is all talk)
9. Bruv (Because I would like to learn the Spit)
10. Lazer (Because he becomes a picking hotard when he is drunk)
11. 999000 (Because if he can teach me to gun half as good as him, I can just fly buffs)
12. HiTech (Because *Insert Whine He Has Never Heard Before Here)
13. Adding SkyRock because of how hard he whines when he gets worked.
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Automatic Winners (i.e., just be the first to respond)
1. Ink (Because I think he'd be a challenge boxing)
2. Shuffler (Because he is a smack talking picking hotard ganger)
3. Challenge (Because he is a Challenge)
4. DilDolby (Because he gets under my skin like no other)
5. Derpbrody (Because he is a Hungarian ass)
6. 00Seven (Or whatever he changes his name to this week)
7. Who (Just because I think it'd be cool to hang)
8. AKAK (because I know he is all talk)
9. Bruv (Because I would like to learn the Spit)
10. Lazer (Because he becomes a picking hotard when he is drunk)
11. 999000 (Because if he can teach me to gun half as good as him, I can just fly buffs)
12. HiTech (Because *Insert Whine He Has Never Heard Before Here)
13. Adding SkyRock because of how hard he whines when he gets worked.
I see how it is :cry
Also: Derpbrody made me lmao :rofl
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I see how it is :cry
Also: Derpbrody made me lmao :rofl
I didn't think you were old enough to travel without a consenting adult, if you are, you're in!
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I didn't think you were old enough to travel without a consenting adult, if you are, you're in!
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Depressing yet true, hit me up in 2 years :rofl
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:)
But hey i have never done boxing before! :lol
All i know is (usually in the same order):
-shoot ducks, pheasants, deers or wild hogs early in the morning
-drift around all the way home in some RWD junk
-get my stomach full of tasty elk steak or/and goulash
-wash it down with weissbeer n whiskey (shhh i have promised to my sweet that im not drinking anymore... but can take an exception : )
-get to the pub and play some good songs to the friends with the band
Fair enough? :cheers:
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With the amount of caterwauling homogaitey in the MA and to a greater extent, on the forums, I am forced to throw down this gauntlet:
If you kill me* 3 or more times in the same night, and run your mouth on 200 (challenging me to the DA = Extra credit) you may enter MY challenge.
*Those automatically open for entry, as in the first one that picks up the gauntlet amongst the automatic winner pool WINS.
What you win:
An all expense paid trip (assuming you have a passport and aren't on some terrorist watch list, assuming you live out of the country) to:
BEAUTIFUL KANSAS CITY MISSOURI (In gross bellybutton March).
Including:
1. To/From travel (Train or Aircraft + pick up to/from port of arrival/departure) to KC and back.
2. LUXURIOUS (Just tell my wife it's awesome) accommodations for one week at Stately 80HD Manor
3. DECADENT dinners on the town or provided by my wife (Which I can attest, personally, to the palatability thereof.
4. Trips to the Combat Air Museum in Topeka, and the WWI museum in KC (Amongst other frivolity, winners choice)
5. My beating your ass** in my backyard (I provide boxing gloves, you must bring your own mouth piece) in a best-of-three melee.
6. My beating your ass** at Battle For Middle Earth 2 (Or other RTS of my choice)
7. Your beating my ass, repeatedly, in the DA in Aces High (Must bring own stick, will provide adequate computer - bring login info - unless you have a laptop)
8. Accommodations (not travel) for one adult guest, and any Aces High staff that wish to attend any/all events. (Including afforementioned bellybutton beatings).
What you must do:
1. Be able to take 3-5 days off in March of 2013, or be a scrub with no job in March of 2013.
2. Be on the "Automatic Win List" AND respond with a positive before any other Automatic Win List players.
3. Be a Devil Dog, TB, Debden, The Few, or JG 5 OBSERVER (you will pay your own way and sleep on a blissful air mattress - queen size - I will pay for the rest, and get your back and forth to the train station or airport)
4. Bring your 80hd-is-going-DA-me-for-real-in-his-dog-crap-riddled-back-yard mouthpiece (for boxing)
5. Bring your flight stick/mouse/whatever you need to school 80hd in the AH DA.
6. If you aren't on the "Automatic Win List" -> Shoot 80hd down in the MA, any day/night... talk MAD smack on 200, post on this thread your intent to challenge, shoot 80hd down 2 more times that day/night (I will continue to up and come at you and your pseudo-man horde), be an adult at least 18 years of age (This includes HOing spit-turds like Pepper, my wife will be here, no babies will be made).
7. The balls and/or ovaries required to come out to Kansas in the dead of suck.
I'm upping right now. Get some.
**I am drunk and haven't worked out in at least 2 months. It will still be video recorded.
:huh Somebody enjoyed their New Year's Eve celebration, I see. :)
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Automatic Winners (i.e., just be the first to respond)
1. Ink (Because I think he'd be a challenge boxing)
2. Shuffler (Because he is a smack talking picking hotard ganger)
3. Challenge (Because he is a Challenge)
4. DilDolby (Because he gets under my skin like no other)
5. Derpbrody (Because he is a Hungarian ass)
6. 00Seven (Or whatever he changes his name to this week)
7. Who (Just because I think it'd be cool to hang)
8. AKAK (because I know he is all talk)
9. Bruv (Because I would like to learn the Spit)
10. Lazer (Because he becomes a picking hotard when he is drunk)
11. 999000 (Because if he can teach me to gun half as good as him, I can just fly buffs)
12. HiTech (Because *Insert Whine He Has Never Heard Before Here)
13. Adding SkyRock because of how hard he whines when he gets worked.
:airplane: I have it on goooooood info that Bru19 is going to test your skills in ACM with a "Stuka". You must first fire all guns until only 25 shells left in guns and contest will start with both taking off from same airfield, and on the opposite ends of the same runway. Ramming will be allow after expending all bullets and bail out is not a option! Pand and Snailman will be the opening act with B5N's with 20 bullets each!
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:rofl
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:rofl
"With the amount of caterwauling homogaitey in the MA..."
one of the funniest things I have ever read on these boards :aok
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:headscratch: :headscratch: :headscratch: Is there a Nekked section ? :x :x :banana: :banana: :neener: :neener: :banana: :banana: :x :x
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:headscratch: :headscratch: :headscratch: Is there a Nekked section ? :x :x :banana: :banana: :neener: :neener: :banana: :banana: :x :x
In the rear, I'm sure :bolt:
:bolt: Oz
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............"caterwauling homogaitey"........... :rofl :rofl :rofl
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After I whip your bellybutton with these 24" pythons, your wife will be doing more than cooking me dinner!
She'll be getting us another beer. :cheers:
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Automatic Winners (i.e., just be the first to respond)
13. Adding SkyRock because of how hard he whines when he gets worked.
hmmm, you must have been drunk last night also... I was typing to a friend and just so happened looked down and saw you d-800 below me, I rolled over and got a luck shot on you.... you went in....
I don't correlate your post to the events that happened... should I? Did I miss something? I did see you typing alot of drivel on 200 about said event.... but it wasn't even worth commenting on. As far as "how hard he whines"..... wasn't it you who was whining last night... something about I didn't give you time to get in the air good... So this is what you meant last night when you typed you were adding me to the list>? :lol
Whatever, it's a funny post btw! :rock
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He mad Bruh. But not as much as I am at the word play. :old:
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DECADENT dinners on the town or provided by my wife (Which I can attest, personally, to the palatability thereof.
..and im off to the MA...
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I think I can win this :D
Not sure I want the backyard beating though :uhoh
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Stop tossing gauntlets in the house. You're going to break something.
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Someone forgot Changeup.
Changeup travels to KC a lot for business, loves goggles, beer, fancy hats, Silat's used skirts (he's such a waster of finery), being shot at in anger, watching 200 for "intardnet superman routines" and boxing. After boxing, we can do naked paintball since we can't do 9mm. Should hurt almost as badly. DADDKEV IS INVITED
Favorite movie: BRONSON (all of the brits here know the guy's story well. If you haven't watched it, you should...its my style! lol) :devil
http://www.bronsonthemovie.com/
Favorite beer: Mich Ultra
Favorite knuckle wrap: toilet paper
Favorite boxer: Maaavelous Marvin Hagler
Favorite boxing shoes: n/a
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Someone forgot Changeup.
Changeup travels to KC a lot for business, loves goggles, beer, fancy hats, Silat's used skirts (he's such a waster of finery), being shot at in anger, watching 200 for "intardnet superman routines" and boxing. After boxing, we can do naked paintball since we can't do 9mm. Should hurt almost as badly. DADDKEV IS INVITED
Favorite movie: BRONSON (all of the brits here know the guy's story well. If you haven't watched it, you should...its my style! lol) :devil
http://www.bronsonthemovie.com/
Favorite beer: Mich Ultra
Favorite knuckle wrap: toilet paper
Favorite boxer: Maaavelous Marvin Hagler
Favorite boxing shoes: n/a
Dude, I accidentally put "Challenge" instead of "Changeup". In my defense, I was absolutely blotto.
Let's just go ahead and open it up: ANY one of the Army of Mouths is automagically on the automatic win list. Boom.
Naked paintball is good to go as well!
Have you been to the Combat Air Museum in Topeka yet?
And I will stock Mich Ultra, but you have to drink at least one bottle of Ola Dubh or Old Engine Oil... your pick.
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Dude, I accidentally put "Challenge" instead of "Changeup". In my defense, I was absolutely blotto.
Let's just go ahead and open it up: ANY one of the Army of Mouths is automagically on the automatic win list. Boom.
Naked paintball is good to go as well!
Have you been to the Combat Air Museum in Topeka yet?
And I will stock Mich Ultra, but you have to drink at least one bottle of Ola Dubh or Old Engine Oil... your pick.
AWESOME! Never been to the museum, I drink all things at least once...including used hydraulic oil and white lightning with a splash of mineral spirits.
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AWESOME! Never been to the museum, I drink all things at least once...including used hydraulic oil and white lightning with a splash of mineral spirits.
You call it and you're in!
Since you'd already be up here, assuming your job pays for travel, I will have some kind of door prize waiting.
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ANY one of the Army of Mouths is automagically on the automatic win list.
:rofl That's funny! :aok
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You call it and you're in!
Since you'd already be up here, assuming your job pays for travel, I will have some kind of door prize waiting.
Since they are paying for it, is there a price range I can choose from? I think since my carriage is free, I should get something REEEEEAAAAALLLY nice. A used iPad 1 or maybe a 1969 F150 headlight. Maybe a pair of white dress shoes?
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:rofl That's funny! :aok
I did not forge that gem, I was just the first to use it... lend-lease style. Simple, elegant, funny. And you guys don't get butthurt about that kind of stuff, so bonus.
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Since they are paying for it, is there a price range I can choose from? I think since my carriage is free, I should get something REEEEEAAAAALLLY nice. A used iPad 1 or maybe a 1969 F150 headlight. Maybe a pair of white dress shoes?
I can swing the iPad 1.
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The boxing has me interested,what weight class are you in? Not that it really matters I'd need help just getting into the ring these days and I'm pretty sure I couldnt last a whole 3 minute round. However,I bet you'd have a hard time hitting me! :devil
:salute
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I can swing the iPad 1.
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The boxing has me interested,what weight class are you in? Not that it really matters I'd need help just getting into the ring these days and I'm pretty sure I couldnt last a whole 3 minute round. However,I bet you'd have a hard time hitting me! :devil
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If lazy fat-ass is a weight class, then that.
I just have gloves, I will be out of wind and begging for another beer after a dozen swings. It's just fun to do, and as many times as irl bellybutton whoopins have been threatened, I figured it would be cool for one to actually happen. I mean, outside of a Korean Internet Cafe that is.
SO... Derangeup, you beat me you win the iPad... I beat you, I will give you the iPad for letting me win!
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If lazy fat-ass is a weight class, then that.
I just have gloves, I will be out of wind and begging for another beer after a dozen swings. It's just fun to do, and as many times as irl bellybutton whoopins have been threatened, I figured it would be cool for one to actually happen. I mean, outside of a Korean Internet Cafe that is.
SO... Derangeup, you beat me you win the iPad... I beat you, I will give you the iPad for letting me win!
Ahhh I see just some messing around. :aok What weight gloves? I have 2 pairs of pillows,16oz messing around gloves,just so no one gets really hurt. :o You can hurt yourself or the other guy if the gloves are too light and you dont use hand wraps so be carefull!
I'm in that weight class also but I used to be a lightweight and if I really worked at it jr lightweight.
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SO... Derangeup, you beat me you win the iPad... I beat you, I will give you the iPad for letting me win!
No. If you win, you will get a regift. A Justin Bieber friendship bracelet that Dodger gave me. He was front row last year and Justin chunked it to him. Guaranteed to get you to puke a little in your mouth. But, it could get you out of a boxing match with Redbull...he loves him some Bieber.
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6. If you aren't on the "Automatic Win List" -> Shoot 80hd down in the MA, any day/night... talk MAD smack on 200, post on this thread your intent to challenge, shoot 80hd down 2 more times that day/night (I will continue to up and come at you and your pseudo-man horde), be an adult at least 18 years of age (This includes HOing spit-turds like Pepper, my wife will be here, no babies will be made).
7. The balls and/or ovaries required to come out to Kansas in the dead of suck.
I'm upping right now. Get some.
**I am drunk and haven't worked out in at least 2 months. It will still be video recorded.
Hmmm...Just this statement alone makes me want to kill you repeatedly...imagine that! :angel:
:D
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Hmmm...Just this statement alone makes me want to kill you repeatedly...imagine that! :angel:
:D
HAHAHAHA!! I missed that one! At least he didn't call you Challenge!
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Hmmm...Just this statement alone makes me want to kill you repeatedly...imagine that! :angel:
:D
I throw all these lawn darts out there, hoping, praying that one will land... and you go and make it ALL worth while!
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Ahhh I see just some messing around. :aok What weight gloves? I have 2 pairs of pillows,16oz messing around gloves,just so no one gets really hurt. :o You can hurt yourself or the other guy if the gloves are too light and you dont use hand wraps so be carefull!
I'm in that weight class also but I used to be a lightweight and if I really worked at it jr lightweight.
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These are definitely pillows... I used to kickbox back in the day until I almost ruined a friend (we weren't even going flat out). I can squat an M1 Abrams, but I'd be lucky to bench more than a 40oz Mickeys.
I fluctuate between 220 and 250... I am around 230 right now.
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I throw all these lawn darts out there, hoping, praying that one will land... and you go and make it ALL worth while!
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lol...geesh silly me, booked my holidays in June...I think I could take ya :x
HAHAHAHA!! I missed that one! At least he didn't call you Challenge!
I would be mad if he called me challenged too! :D