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Title: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: Curval on February 12, 2013, 05:19:29 PM: This is a series of text between my buddy and I today:

Me: I almost had an accident on the bike today. My life flashed through my head...it was well boring. I was like "Oh my god, I'm gonna die, because I thought I was going to die and everything". But hey I'm me, that's who I am and all this."

Me (later) Got a dentist appointment at 3pm today. Another deep cleaning, which means needles and blood and this that and everything else. I have an intolerance to needles, I have a note and everything. The dentist said he was going to punch me and kick me and all this if I don't go and I said "if you touch me, that is like abuse and I can sue you. You can do your own teeth its nothing to do with me".

Buddy: Thats massively unfair. He means bad. He ought to get over himself. Bigtime. You know what i mean? Not even a real doctor. Is he?.

You should have cussed him up.

Me: I cussed him up badly bro, then he got all kind and gentle and said he'd try not to hurt me...do you know what I said?

Buddy: Are you gay?

Me: Exactly. Are you bent? I asked and he got all angry and told me to shove it up my ass.

Buddy: They do that. Dont they. Benders.

Me: Standard.

Buddy: Isn't it

If you have no idea what we are talking about, you must be new to the internet, but here: :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4QDz3c3Auw
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: Kenne on February 12, 2013, 06:08:10 PM: Me: Hey, you know how many teeth Ive always had?
Him: 32 or some toejam like that.
Me: Well i only have 14 now.
Him: Random.
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: Vudu15 on February 13, 2013, 04:29:44 PM: Yea man you blinged em up badly man with all medals and snit.
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: Kenne on February 13, 2013, 05:35:55 PM: hey, you kno powdered egg, it's gay as.
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: icepac on February 14, 2013, 12:57:36 PM: Waste of bandwidth.
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: Curval on February 14, 2013, 02:50:53 PM: Quote from: icepac on February 14, 2013, 12:57:36 PM
Waste of bandwidth.

Your sense of humour called...it is lost in the woods somewhere. :rofl
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: Curval on February 14, 2013, 03:45:32 PM: Quote from: Vudu15 on February 13, 2013, 04:29:44 PM
Yea man you blinged em up badly man with all medals and snit.

(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa409/Christopher_Morris/medals_zps023abf40.jpg)
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: kilo2 on February 14, 2013, 03:58:43 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGp4DvFEgh8

Just saw this recently. Never had heard of them before.
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on February 14, 2013, 04:51:52 PM: That's one of the best one's kilo. :aok
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: cpxxx on February 15, 2013, 07:24:29 PM: Very funny, what's even funnier is that a young pilot friend of mine is a bit like that. Talks like that and all that. The modern youth, middle class and she ite. Just got a flying job in England and all that. He knows his rights man!

That's why it's so funny.
Title: Re: Armstrong and Miller-Like Texts between a buddy and I today
Post by: Curval on February 18, 2013, 01:15:35 PM: I saw the picture this morning in the newspaper. So I felt onbliged to modify but only had limited time.

(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa409/Christopher_Morris/standard_zps8737103e.jpg)