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Title: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: NatCigg on February 19, 2013, 03:28:02 PM
This is to post ideas for t-shirts that you would like to have.  It can be a existing T-shirt you remember or an original phrase, picture, drawing or any mixture. Also, dont forget to use the sleeves collar or back side of the shirt.

All forum posting rules ( http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,240185.0.html ) apply, so dont get to crazy.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: NatCigg on February 19, 2013, 03:29:00 PM
"9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me to go home and clean my guns"
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: deSelys on February 20, 2013, 09:09:02 AM
"Stop plate tectonics!"

"All your boobies are belong to us!"
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: deSelys on February 20, 2013, 09:12:48 AM
"I'm with Multiple Personality Disorder <arrow pointing upwards>"
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: bortas1 on February 20, 2013, 09:30:39 AM
"9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me to go home and clean my guns"
:lol :aok :salute so cool
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: jd on February 20, 2013, 10:35:53 AM
Stupid should HURT!!

THE FIRST 40 YEARS OF CHILDHOOD ARE THE HARDEST :(
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: GScholz on February 20, 2013, 10:39:02 AM
I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: GScholz on February 20, 2013, 10:40:09 AM
Sarcasm is just great!
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: NatCigg on February 20, 2013, 01:43:24 PM
 :lol

Mind if i do a J
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Nefarious on February 20, 2013, 04:20:54 PM
I make T Shirts for a living... Here is one I made today for three pro-2nd shirts I will be doing.

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/ralphmunnich/2013-02-20170123.jpg)
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Maverick on February 21, 2013, 12:40:48 PM
I actually have this shirt. Couldn't resist getting it.

Although the voices aren't real, they do have some great ideas.
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: 68ZooM on February 21, 2013, 03:24:48 PM
I did see this one shirt a guy was wearing while standing next to his crotch rocket at the ampm store, the back of it said " if you can read this the b**ch fell off "  then his woman came out of the store and the front of hers said " I'm the b**ch ".   :rofl
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: flight17 on February 21, 2013, 03:41:24 PM
I did see this one shirt a guy was wearing while standing next to his crotch rocket at the ampm store, the back of it said " if you can read this the b**ch fell off "  then his woman came out of the store and the front of hers said " I'm the b**ch ".   :rofl
That's great!
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Tupac on February 21, 2013, 03:53:00 PM
:lol

Mind if i do a J

I love that movie.
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: guncrasher on February 21, 2013, 08:26:31 PM
Is manawar every gonna shut up?




midway
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Serenity on February 24, 2013, 03:56:38 PM
I make T Shirts for a living... Here is one I made today for three pro-2nd shirts I will be doing.

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/ralphmunnich/2013-02-20170123.jpg)

Nef, is this up at the SKS boards? I want one!
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Nefarious on February 24, 2013, 03:59:05 PM
Nef, is this up at the SKS boards? I want one!

Patience, they are coming. :)
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: guncrasher on February 24, 2013, 07:49:12 PM
I went to venice beach and saw a pair of thongs with the caption:

It aint gonna lick itself"


thought it was funny as hell.


semp
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Devil 505 on February 24, 2013, 08:06:17 PM
Eat salmon: the other pink meat.
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Rob52240 on February 24, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/BrannonB/coathanger.jpg)
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Lab Rat 3947 on February 25, 2013, 01:50:58 AM
I have a younger female cousin with a shirt that reads

I have PMS
and a handgun
Any questions?

LtngRydr
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 25, 2013, 10:00:54 AM
"Congress have no power to disarm the militia. Their swords, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birthright of an American...[T]he unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people."
         ---Tenche Coxe, Pennsylvania delegate to the ratification, Feb. 20, 1788


BTW. no "never" in this one. I've already done it.
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: jd on February 25, 2013, 02:16:20 PM
"Congress have no power to disarm the militia. Their swords, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birthright of an American...[T]he unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people."
         ---Tenche Coxe, Pennsylvania delegate to the ratification, Feb. 20, 1788


BTW. no "never" in this one. I've already done it.

Nobodys going to stick with it long enough to read. :ahand
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 25, 2013, 02:32:30 PM
Nobodys going to stick with it long enough to read. :ahand


They do when they are stuck behind me in line at a grocery store
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Nefarious on February 25, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
"Congress have no power to disarm the militia. Their swords, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birthright of an American...[T]he unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people."
         ---Tenche Coxe, Pennsylvania delegate to the ratification, Feb. 20, 1788


BTW. no "never" in this one. I've already done it.

LOL, I like it, but is that shirt allowed in New Joisey?
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: NatCigg on February 26, 2013, 10:13:35 AM
one of the best ones ive ever seen...(edited for rules)

-front side of shirt
Not all environmentalists are buttheads
(picture of a man with butt for a head)

-back side of shirt
Some are noodle heads too!
(picture of a man with a male reproductive package for a head)

The drawings were perfect with wrinkles and hair n stuff.  :lol

The look on the cashiers face was priceless :confused: :(. (this is in trendy central oregon in the mid 90's) :rofl
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 26, 2013, 12:16:03 PM
LOL, I like it, but is that shirt allowed in New Joisey?

Sure they are. But if you knew me at all you would know that wouldnt stop me.

I used to go to High School wering a T-shirt with a confederate flag on it. No caption. Just the flag on a grey T-shit.
And this wasnt exactly a school system that was dominated by pasty white good ol boy's.

Think Camden. only not quite as bad.
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 26, 2013, 12:25:16 PM
Oh. Another shirt. I've seen but dont actually have yet. I've seen it in the National Constitution Center in Philly Pa.

Simply states

"I am "We". "

Actually I saw it on a hat

another version would be this

(http://proxy.storify.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fa0.twimg.com%2Fprofile_images%2F499947010%2FI-am-We-the-People-White_normal.jpg)
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: perdue3 on February 26, 2013, 12:27:59 PM
Sure they are. But if you knew me at all you would know that wouldnt stop me.

I used to go to High School wering a T-shirt with a confederate flag on it. No caption. Just the flag on a grey T-shit.
And this wasnt exactly a school system that was dominated by pasty white good ol boy's.

Think Camden. only not quite as bad.

Funny you mentioned that, where I went to HS we laughed at the people that didnt have a battle flag T-shirt.
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Nefarious on February 26, 2013, 03:31:14 PM
Sure they are.

Sorry, was a poor attempt of poking fun at the Peoples Republic's Gun Laws.

Like I said, I am in the process of making a few Pro-2nd/Liberty Tees. I will post them up when they are for sale. <S>
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: JB88 on February 26, 2013, 03:51:29 PM
some people just need a high five.

to the face...with a chair.

Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 26, 2013, 07:17:01 PM
Funny you mentioned that, where I went to HS we laughed at the people that didnt have a battle flag T-shirt.

In New Jersey? During the 70's?
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: helbent on February 26, 2013, 08:30:18 PM
myspacebarisbroken
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Lab Rat 3947 on February 27, 2013, 01:53:28 AM
Quote
"Congress have no power to disarm the militia. Their swords, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birthright of an American...[T]he unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people."
         ---Tenche Coxe, Pennsylvania delegate to the ratification, Feb. 20, 1788


Quote
LOL, I like it, but is that shirt allowed in New Joisey?
 
It would probably get you arrested in Chicago . . . America's shining example of gun control. :rofl    :rofl    :rofl

I'm glad I live in Arizona    :old:
LtngRydr
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: guncrasher on February 27, 2013, 02:02:14 AM
lab rat

I think a good tshirt for most people would be "I have the Illusion of Control".


semp
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Lab Rat 3947 on February 27, 2013, 01:10:26 PM
Quote
I think a good tshirt for most people would be "I have the Illusion of Control".

sad to say but I do agree with you    :old:
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: ebfd11 on February 27, 2013, 09:08:05 PM
Don't blame me the dog farted.

When in doubt add more C4.

What part of duhhhhhh dont you understand?

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Don't laugh your sister loves me.

and the coupe' de gras

16 years old and she still looks awesome..........



Gotta love a FORD


LawnDart
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Lab Rat 3947 on February 28, 2013, 02:06:38 AM
Quote
Gotta love a FORD


I'll drink to that  :rock
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: jd on February 28, 2013, 10:58:34 AM
..just got this the other day.

will remove any UNWANTED marijuana FREE of charge, PM directly :D :D :D :D :D

(http://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz348/MajChaos/general%20photos/003.jpg)
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Gman on February 28, 2013, 11:16:58 AM
I want a shirt with all of the HTC forum rules listed on it.  They would be huge sellers at the next convention/Dayton type thingy.
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: NatCigg on February 28, 2013, 11:30:32 AM
..just got this the other day.

will remove any UNWANTED marijuana FREE of charge, PM directly :D :D :D :D :D

(http://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz348/MajChaos/general%20photos/003.jpg)


(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8514/8515479291_9fd3f858bd_z.jpg)
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Dragon on February 28, 2013, 12:08:01 PM
..just got this the other day.

will remove any UNWANTED marijuana FREE of charge, PM directly :D :D :D :D :D

(http://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz348/MajChaos/general%20photos/003.jpg)


I was wondering about this.  Glad you fixed it.
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: Grayeagle on February 28, 2013, 03:05:15 PM
Made some over the years here n there.

Latest is:
'Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am'
..wife wears them now an then, gets lots of comments :)
It has pix of our two brats on the front with their names taken when we brought them home.

'Gun control is being able to hit your target' is one of my favorites.

The one with the blown Hemi ..with the sayin 'I'd rather be blown than injected'

Did this for a few t-shirts of my own:
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q260/1grayeagle/GEart/rear34.jpg)
..is our first Vette, worked over a bit in Photoshop..made a great negative image on a black t-shirt..
..looked awesome on a white shirt also.

'Gettin old is not for sissies'

Ima Ford:
Fat Old Rude Dood

A favorite from my time in Southeast Asia with the 432nd TRW:
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q260/1grayeagle/GEart/friendlyf4.jpg)

Still applies in Aces High:
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q260/1grayeagle/sketches/Dikta_GONZO.jpg)

Grand daughter wears one that states:
'This is what Awesome looks like'
She's 17.. be a senior next year ..
..frikkin elves steal years while you aren't lookin I tellya.

Daily run down facebook will net you some great ideas/sayings.

-just sayin

-Frank aka GE
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: ebfd11 on February 28, 2013, 07:22:16 PM
Here is one we had in Okinawa at the crash barn...


You crash, We Dash, Bloody Red or charcoal black, we don't care we bring them back.

And over the NCOIC's office

It takes a college education to fly and crash a plane but it takes a high school education to put the fire out and re-assemble the plane.

LawnDart
Title: Re: The Best T-Shirts I Will Never Make
Post by: ScottyK on February 28, 2013, 10:20:25 PM
 Back in 2000 i bought a t shirt at Ozzfest that said  I'm FAT F*** OFF, with me being 280lbs i thought it was appropiate  :aok