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Title: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
Post by: Maverick on February 19, 2013, 06:54:23 PM

Idiot demanded a statement from a police K9 even after being told it was a dog.  :huh  Then complains that the Police mocked the prosecutors office.  :cry
 
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/uk-police-issue-witness-statement-character-peaches-dog-203049574.html

Title: Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
Post by: Scherf on February 19, 2013, 06:59:49 PM

I'm killing myself at the "statement" the dog filed.

 :rofl

Title: Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
Post by: deSelys on February 20, 2013, 02:19:07 AM

 :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
Post by: RedBull1 on February 20, 2013, 03:06:47 AM

I found Peach's statement to be witty, well thought out, and quite intriguing '"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach." It was then "signed" with a large black paw print.'

 :salute Peach!

Title: Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
Post by: zack1234 on February 20, 2013, 03:32:30 PM

I had a dog called Ben :cry

Title: Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
Post by: Babalonian on February 20, 2013, 05:56:27 PM

 :rofl  :aok

Quote

"I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty.  Squirrel!!!  Good boy. Good boy Peach."

fixt

Title: Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
Post by: danny76 on February 21, 2013, 02:25:06 AM

Good work by the Bobby!

The CPS are fairly useless as an organisation, we used to call them Criminal Protection Service, or Couldn't Prosecute Satan!
Predominantly staffed by lawyers who failed to meet the grade as a defence solicitor, usually because their grasp of the law, the English language, or both are insufficient, they are snapped up by CPS to work as prosecutors :uhoh

Peach would probably have made it as a decent CPS lawyer but for the fact he would be overqualified :old:

Title: Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
Post by: B3YT on February 21, 2013, 02:44:04 AM

seems he was served some ruff justice (da da boom)

Title: Re: Brit prosecutor complains Police mock him
Post by: bj229r on February 21, 2013, 04:14:36 AM

Good thing they didn't call him 'Mr. Bean'