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Squadron Forums => Squadrons => Topic started by: pervert on March 03, 2013, 05:26:18 PM
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You read right zack is co and I am xo only the best need apply I will test candiates for airworthness good luck.
Pervert xo ZACK1234 Squad
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I consider myself very airworthlessness and would like to apply for said position. If I may be so bold as to ask, do you serve tea and crumpets in the pilots lounge? I prefer a taught leather chair and will provide my own smoking jacket. Pip pip old bean.
Tally Ho!
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I heard a certain man who is in a war was squadless.
:salute
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zack squad best squad for all pilots of Brewster airplane! zack squad fly Brewster in MA regular times
squad night tonight and yesterday for Brewster pilot. please write PM pervert for tryout flight airworthiness
god bless :salute
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I might have to join ZACK1234 squad. Very tempting.
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If I bring enough pies can I forgo the worthyness check?
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Pervert is now a deity and to get into the squad you must worship him.........Zack also says he has a very big spear and apparently needs a shave and haircut.......... :old:
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Any chance of this squad having a Pie of the Month? I'm interested.
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I would like to keep everyone up to date on my status.
1. I was not the Bass player in the 80's group "The Vapours" and thus cannot autograph any CD's sent via mail, my apologies.
2. I did not write the "X Plane" flight simulator whilst eating breakfast, so please do not pm me if you require assistance for said software.
3. Pervert does not have a large spear, I have been informed it is a Trident, on his status as Deity I cannot pass judgement on his metaphysical form.
4. Lastly everyone in AH is "Awesome" and "Outstanding" even Bruv who is innocent of any dumpage accusations :salute
ps Owen have you done your chores and homework? :old:
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:old:
I would like to keep everyone up to date on my status.
1. I was not the Bass player in the 80's group "The Vapours" and thus cannot autograph any CD's sent via mail, my apologies.
2. I did not write the "X Plane" flight simulator whilst eating breakfast, so please do not pm me if you require assistance for said software.
3. Pervert does not have a large spear, I have been informed it is a Trident, on his status as Deity I cannot pass judgement on his metaphysical form.
4. Lastly everyone in AH is "Awesome" and "Outstanding" even Bruv who is innocent of any dumpage accusations :salute
ps Owen have you done your chores and homework? :old:
I thought you were the guy from flock of seagulls...
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I applied to join but was rejected out of hand. Unnamed source said Zack threw my application in the bin without even reading it, nevertheless he apparently consumed the 'Steak and Ale' I had included as a sweetener.
Disgraceful. Report sent to HiTec :cry
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Having been accepted into the zack1234 squad I am happy to take the offered position of NOE Mishun Co-ordinator in Chief as well as Secondary Candidate Screening Officer
Please present your airworthness credentials on arrival to the thread and wait patiently
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I am sick in bed batffink is in charge of screening.
So far
Zack1234
Pervert
Batfinkv
Sukov
Redbull
Nrshida
Pipz
Yarbles has taken over thefew so maybe bruv and grizz you will have to contact batfink now.
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I might even re-sub, only to join.
Would i get an extraordinarily delicious pie?
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I am sick in bed batffink is in charge of screening.
So far
Zack1234
Pervert
Batfinkv
Sukov
Redbull
Nrshida
Pipz
Yarbles has taken over thefew so maybe bruv and grizz you will have to contact batfink now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGdc6APHfEw
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Debrody can be minister without portfolio :old:
And be in charge of the Ladies Hockey team :salute
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Debrody is in have pmed hitech but batfink will have to pass him if he wants in :old:
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I thought you were the guy from flock of seagulls...
The only flock of seagulls that Zack has are the ones flying around his rubber fishing longjohns on the line in his back yard........ :old:
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Canspec is a Witch!!!!
Take him to the ducking stool! :old:
I saw a black cat in my tree and it looked like Canspec :old:
He is A witch!
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I asked for some wonderful pies. If you wont grant at least a daily one... a hungry hungarian cant light the fire :old:
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Top ho! You chaps are such little buggers! This is becoming quite the knees up! Dont forget your knickers ehh wot!
So sorry to hear of your illness Pervert. Would you care for a nice hot cuppa?
Toodles
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Canspec is a Witch!!!!
Take him to the ducking stool! :old:
I saw a black cat in my tree and it looked like Canspec :old:
He is A witch!
You have to prove I'm heavier than a duck first............ :old:
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@____@ i will join if i have a wing to myself :noid
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This thread :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl times 1000
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@____@ i will join if i have a wing to myself :noid
Alfamega is probably a deity like Pervert with a big long spear, so we would have to worship him too.............the only wings he should get are the ones from Zacks flock of seagulls.......due to our long standing squad policy of testing for witches, he will have to identify whether or not he is heavier than a duck......... :old:
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@____@ i will join if i have a wing to myself :noid
Ok, I can tell you now that you have passed the entrance screening. Your stated criteria not being possible we have taken the effort and expense to supply you with something as close as possible to your request.
(http://fly.historicwings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/HighFlight-OneWing1.jpg)
do not let us down
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Is Canspec made of wood or made of Duck?
I saw a broken branch in a tree and it was pointing to the pond, he is casting spells :cry
If he floats he is a Witch!!! :old:
Pervert knows about these things and knows what needs to be done :joystick: :joystick: :joystick: :joystick:
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Is Canspec made of wood or made of Duck?
I saw a broken branch in a tree and it was pointing to the pond, he is casting spells :cry
If he floats he is a Witch!!! :old:
Pervert knows about these things and knows what needs to be done :joystick: :joystick: :joystick: :joystick:
:rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
-Thank you ole mighty and wise Batfink, i will not let you down :old:
Canspec Ill have you know that i ate duck once, therefor I am qualified :old:
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What country am yous all flying for?
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What country am yous all flying for?
Bish squad night is in ONE WEEK!!
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:rofl
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The Zack1234 squad is filling with people I like chillin with. I may stalk your vox :devil
( if you dont mind )
(http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb426/Danny_Winters/Bluberrysig_zps49aade92.gif)
(http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb426/Danny_Winters/biggersig_zps0d43514d.png)
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Blueberry makes interesting gunsights......Zack told me he wants one shaped like his rubber long johns.......... :old:
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What are the lottery numbers this week Can? :old:
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If I told you, I wouldnt win it all.........:confused:
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I need £25.45p Canspec its knicker night at the "Rope & Anchor", its also £1 a pint before 7 O'clock :old:
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What can you get for 45p......... :old:
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I need £25.45p Canspec its knicker night at the "Rope & Anchor", its also £1 a pint before 7 O'clock :old:
Why do some of you guys use the Hitchcock thing instead of $ ?
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The Hitchcock thing....... :huh
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What can you get for 45p......... :old:
45p is for a packet of pork scratchings :old:
Hitchcock is what you get when you go for a night out at the "Three Feathers" on the corner of "Buttermarket street",
not my cup of tea, as long as you don't scare the horses no harm in it i presume :old:
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This thing
(http://www.canadiancopywriter.ca/images/hitchcock.gif)
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Why do some of you guys use the Hitchcock thing instead of $ ?
......because some of the guys are British........... :old:
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45p is for a packet of pork scratchings :old:
Hitchcock is what you get when you go for a night out at the "Three Feathers" on the corner of "Buttermarket street",
not my cup of tea, as long as you don't scare the horses no harm in it i presume :old:
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I might have to join ZACK1234 squad. Very tempting.
Sounds like a bunch of monkey business to me.
(http://www.davezunkel.com/nonesenseart/pilotChimp.jpg)
Zack with all those Natzee and Eye-talian kills......
I'd be wary of this bunch!
:noid
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:O..........how did you get that picture of Zack!!.. :old:
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Sounds like a bunch of monkey business to me.
(http://www.davezunkel.com/nonesenseart/pilotChimp.jpg)
Zack with all those Natzee and Eye-talian kills......
I'd be wary of this bunch!
:noid
That picture is confidential! :old:
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Yes i do look a bit worse for wear due to a night in the Rope and Anchor :old:
It did not affect my combat skills I promise you :old:
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I`m tempted to apply for the spot in counter intelligence
don't think I'm fully qualified for intelligence..
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wut iz inteligunce
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Where the hell was everyone tonight????! Squad night and no one was there ffs :bhead
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My apologies, I was at The Royal Church of Pies worshipping our pie lord!
Also, I want to wish my fellow squadmates in zack1234 squad a happy pie day!
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/kygl.com/files/2012/03/PI.jpg)
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My apologies, I was at The Royal Church of Pies worshipping our pie lord!
Also, I want to wish my fellow squadmates in zack1234 squad a happy pie day!
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/kygl.com/files/2012/03/PI.jpg)
You on report! Pies or no pies! whos in charge of discipline?
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You on report! Pies or no pies! whos in charge of discipline?
Mr. zack1234 of course :old:
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In zack1234 squad do you have to fly spitfires? Could I fly 109s or 190s for instance?
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No you cannot fly 109's or 190's because they smell of sausage :old:
Only Typhoons and 262's because they are of British invention :old:
I could not attend squad night because it was Ironing night and I had lots to do :old:
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How about B38s :old:
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Yes you can fly lots of them :old:
Its $43 a year for membership by the way, Pervert has account details, please pm him personally :old:
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Zack needs the money for more of his knicker nights at the Rope and Anchor............. :old:
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I demand all other threads in this section be deleted as it would just be silly to want to join any squad other than ZACK1234 squad :old:
Wait.. :old:
Is there any other squad than ZACK1234 squad? :old:
Blasphemy! :old:
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Redbull your signature mentions another squad.
And since you brought it up, can the Devil's=v=Brigade be the squad that should not be mentioned?
=v=
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:O Uhoh
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Still looking pilots for this outfit we fly bish pm zack1234 or mechanic for details :salute
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I`m really crap
do I qualify?
I drink....and dont obey orders..
Please choose me
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i owned perverts 109 in my Typhoon!
What do you think of that Jimmy? :)
I am plop as well :old:
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I accept Jimmy into Zack1234 squadron on account of his heavy drinking ability and tendancy to fight with swords at the drop of a hat
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Yes he always likes waving his weapon about :old:
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he wields a mighty weapon
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My gunnery is poo, but I can brew a proper English beer and I have a Viking beard.
Do I have to fill out an application?
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we thought you were in by default due to the beard and beer, ok, mostly the beer..
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That is reassuring because it is beginning to get warm here and the beard might have to go...
Should I save it for Zack?
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If you shave it off we need a pic of it half on half off :rofl
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If you shave it off we need a pic of it half on half off :rofl
SWMBO would like to see it come off, that is for sure. She has been threatening.
Do you want a profile shot, both sides?
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:rofl
:x
:salute
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Zack stinks, wheres a thong that hasnt been washed in centuries, and has all kinds of pies, unlimited hot newcastles and toffee. Whats not to like? :devil
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Zach likes "The Waltons and Little House in the Prairie" :)
I owned Pervert in my Typhoon, oh and Coombzy as well :old:
I am poo so by this outcome they must be really poo :old:
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:rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock
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nighty nite sue-ellen
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We are no longer recruiting due to lack of interest :rofl
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:cry
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You know you want me Zack, you just won't admit my A5 is better than that sissy and poo poo tiffy :devil
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You have automatic admittance due to your being British :old:
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Hmmm born in California. Meh close enough! Im going to blast def leppards song " poor some lead into them" :x
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You are?
Oh dear :cry
Never mind it not that bad :old:
I will run it passed the Committee and see if a probation period can be arranged :old:
Again don't worry about being a colonial worse things can happen at sea, I am not sure what but there you go :rofl
Zach is awesome by the way :) and he can draw things :)
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I like that term! Colonial gas a bice ring to it! :x