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Title: Sasquatch
Post by: Ninthmessiah on March 05, 2013, 10:05:04 PM

Should put in a sasquatch that runs around tank town.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qXcRUWD1NVc/TJgrYT_O5AI/AAAAAAAAB70/OzlxzQ1f_c8/s320/340x_sasquatch04.jpg)

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: LCADolby on March 06, 2013, 03:45:06 AM

DR7  :noid

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: HighTone on March 06, 2013, 07:03:51 AM

Quote from: LCADolby on March 06, 2013, 03:45:06 AM

DR7  :noid

Tosh  :noid

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: icepac on March 06, 2013, 11:45:28 AM

Snatchsquatch, his wife, is the one who does all the enforcing.

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: bustr on March 06, 2013, 04:45:55 PM

I thought we were getting a sheep with lipstick, garter and fishnets galloping around the maps at inconvienient moments. Then you pay HiTech and extra bottel of craggenmore and he gives you "The Sheep App".

Dr7 is perched on a ridge 1 mile away. Three tanks spawn in and start scanning the horizon. Dr7 hits the sheep macro. Suddenly a Euw goes running around the three tanks in drag. While the three players are in shock and admiration to HiTech for bringing back the sheep. Dr7 gets off three successive shots from the ridge where he earlier ranged the spawn and trageted Floosy the Ewe to distract spawners. Dr7's been on that ridge for 3 days now, even carrying his laptop to the jon becasue he's on WiFi.

Dr7's wife is sending her divorce bill to HTC. Floosy is too good at distracting players.

Baaaaaaaaaa Big boy........

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: ink on March 06, 2013, 06:31:15 PM

Quote from: icepac on March 06, 2013, 11:45:28 AM

Snatchsquatch, his wife, is the one who does all the enforcing.

that pic is of snatchsquatch :O

boobies on a suit......things that make you go....hmmmmmmm

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: bustr on March 08, 2013, 07:06:06 PM

Ever walk around in the woods and wonder if female squatch get lonely? And if male squatch get jelous? How do you apologise in squatch for that first dumbfounded stare at all that hair and everything else? Do squatch wear cloths?

Game Warden finds you wandering around in circles mumbling:

It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. It was BIG and it was HAIRY. And it was BIGGG and it was a SHE............Anddd SHE BLEW ME A KISSS!!!!!

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: MrKrabs on March 09, 2013, 02:04:37 AM

You don't remember this one from a couple years back?  :noid

(http://ah-freebirds.com/forum/gallery/2_30_10_11_1_50_50.png)

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: LCADolby on March 09, 2013, 03:54:13 AM

Quote from: MrKrabs on March 09, 2013, 02:04:37 AM

You don't remember this one from a couple years back?  :noid

(http://ah-freebirds.com/forum/gallery/2_30_10_11_1_50_50.png)

Isn't that just a pic of Zodi out on a stroll?

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: smoe on March 09, 2013, 01:50:39 PM

A Sasquatch needs to attack bases and trees every once in a while. Maybe even tip over a vehicle or two giving the campers something to whine about. :rofl

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: LTCClark on March 10, 2013, 08:02:43 PM

yes yes
bring on the squatch
gotta have the squatch

love the dr7 story

Title: Re: Sasquatch
Post by: Rob52240 on March 11, 2013, 12:46:31 PM

Running over samsquanch footprint at speeds above 3mph would most definitely cause a Tiger 2 to flip over and spin around several times.  Same goes for any wolf bait he leaves in the woods.