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Title: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: flight17 on March 12, 2013, 01:30:26 PM

LMAO, saw this on facebook from the radio station i listen to. This really was a post on Craig's list, but has since been removed.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qgpe5Y06Au4/UTou92AxulI/AAAAAAAAA_Q/Dcl055M6RJc/s1600/Screen+shot+2013-03-08+at+10.25.58+AM.png

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: VonMessa on March 12, 2013, 01:46:30 PM

What a crappy time...

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: Dragon on March 12, 2013, 03:21:14 PM

Girl is riding shotgun after loading with wings and cheap beer, gives you a smile and says "Pull my finger....."

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: Curval on March 12, 2013, 03:58:17 PM

Too funny.

I had a first date once where the girl showed up and when she sat down winced as if she was in pain.  I asked her if she was ok and she said "I'm fine, I just had a hemorrhoid removed today."

I couldn't get past it.

There was no second date.

Pretty shallow I admit, but I was much younger and dumber then.  :)

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on March 12, 2013, 06:14:04 PM

I sure hope that was just a joke. But i have no hope for the human race anymore.  :salute

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: SmokinLoon on March 12, 2013, 06:21:21 PM

Everybody poops.  Everybody has a dirty fart once in awhile. Even the ladies.   :aok

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: MarineUS on March 12, 2013, 07:32:06 PM

roflmfao!

I was laughing but I just BUSTED out at the end "if you did it to end it early".  :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: VonMessa on March 13, 2013, 07:17:45 AM

Quote from: Curval on March 12, 2013, 03:58:17 PM

Too funny.

I had a first date once where the girl showed up and when she sat down winced as if she was in pain.  I asked her if she was ok and she said "I'm fine, I just had a hemorrhoid removed today."

I couldn't get past it.

There was no second date.

Pretty shallow I admit, but I was much younger and dumber then.  :)

Should have told her that hemorrhoids are just speed bumps...

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: deadstikmac on March 13, 2013, 09:58:45 AM

+1

That's a first date!

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: Ripsnort on March 13, 2013, 12:34:57 PM

Quote from: Curval on March 12, 2013, 03:58:17 PM

Too funny.

I had a first date once where the girl showed up and when she sat down winced as if she was in pain.  I asked her if she was ok and she said "I'm fine, I just had a hemorrhoid removed today."

I couldn't get past it.

There was no second date.

Pretty shallow I admit, but I was much younger and dumber then.  :)

LOL! No chance or circling Uranus so you bailed on her?  :D

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: deadstikmac on March 13, 2013, 05:34:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0GBInxADs

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: Masherbrum on March 14, 2013, 04:08:53 PM

Quote from: VonMessa on March 13, 2013, 07:17:45 AM

Should have told her that hemorrhoids are just speed bumps...

 :rofl

Title: Re: Best First Date EVER!!!
Post by: Shane on March 15, 2013, 03:19:22 AM

At least she's not an android that must be destroyed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc

she also destroyed a hemorrhoid... maybe she's just cornfused?