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Title: Dog farts
Post by: EskimoJoe on March 16, 2013, 05:02:31 AM
Sometimes, they can be the funniest things. 'specially when they get up and trot off to a different room afterwards.
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Post by: zack1234 on March 16, 2013, 05:54:42 AM
Yes :rofl
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Post by: mbailey on March 16, 2013, 09:49:04 AM
I have a Boston Terrier that can make the paint peel from the walls.  :lol
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Post by: zack1234 on March 16, 2013, 09:50:18 AM
Awesome :rofl
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Post by: Widewing on March 16, 2013, 10:40:17 AM
My wife's dog liked Brussels sprouts....

I was concerned that some neighbor would make a call and the EPA would force us to fill out an environmental impact statement....
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Post by: Rash on March 16, 2013, 10:40:56 AM
I know not to feed mine liver.
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Post by: TOMCAT21 on March 16, 2013, 10:43:19 AM
Getting blamed for the dog farting is another thing so I must fire off one at the wife to clear me of any wrong doing.
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Post by: Rash on March 16, 2013, 10:52:03 AM
Do any of your dogs fart out loud? 
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Post by: TOMCAT21 on March 16, 2013, 11:08:15 AM
mine does
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Post by: Groth on March 16, 2013, 02:37:21 PM
 Mine looks all around..like "What was that noise??" 
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Post by: JOACH1M on March 16, 2013, 04:13:41 PM
Do any of your dogs fart out loud? 
I only heard 2 dog farts ever and they were loud! The other ones the smell will just punch you in the face.
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Post by: Nathan60 on March 16, 2013, 04:58:18 PM
my ridgeback/boxer never makes a sound EXCEPT for farts and good lawd they ar bad.
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Post by: Dragon on March 16, 2013, 05:09:58 PM
3 dogs in the bedroom and nary a sound they make, but good golly sometimes in pain do we wake.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on March 16, 2013, 06:14:23 PM
Almost as funny is when you make a fart noise and the dog stops, Then sniffs its own butt to see if it had done it. Often followed by a dirty look by the dog in your direction
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Post by: pipz on March 16, 2013, 08:29:52 PM
Sometimes, they can be the funniest things. 'specially when they get up and trot off to a different room afterwards.

My old dog Codie would do that all the time. He would look at his butt and try to figure out where the noise came from then lay his head back down. After a minute his own stinkage would envelope him. He would then get up and leave me with it.  :lol
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Post by: pipz on March 16, 2013, 08:36:57 PM
Hey talking about real nasty dog farts my dog Max takes the cake. Absolutely horrible stench. One night I was asleep and was having a dream. In the dream I was walking down some street. As I walked down the street I noticed this awful smell. I started looking around for the source of this wretched nasal assault. It was then I woke up and realized Max had cut the cheese. It was so nasty it entered my dream!!!!!  :rofl
Title: Re: Dog farts
Post by: Rash on March 16, 2013, 11:30:14 PM
Almost as funny is when you make a fart noise and the dog stops, Then sniffs its own butt to see if it had done it. Often followed by a dirty look by the dog in your direction

I've done that.  They learn quick not to check.
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Post by: mbailey on March 17, 2013, 06:59:09 PM
Been nice knowing all of you,

Wife gave the dog corned beef and cabbage a few mins ago......were all goin down   (http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/dramatic-death.gif) 
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Post by: Mano on March 18, 2013, 11:48:56 PM
Everyone uses the excuse, " it was the dog. "

 :D
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Post by: Belial on April 07, 2013, 07:12:46 PM
I have a Boston Terrier that can make the paint peel from the walls.  :lol

Hahaha my Boston terrier Neptune farts about 50% of the air he inhales back out.  What's even weirder is my farts have even started to smell like his and it's BAD!
Oh and the dog farts don't make a sound cause they don't have butt cheeks is a MYTH!


P.S. my first post on AH2 in years .
Title: Re: Dog farts
Post by: Triton28 on April 08, 2013, 09:58:52 AM
My Doberman will get 'walking farts' going up the steps every once in a while...  :rofl
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Post by: VonMessa on April 08, 2013, 10:19:27 AM
My dog eats exactly the same thing at exactly the same time, every day.

It is rare that she cuts one, except when she is in heat.
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Post by: Slate on April 08, 2013, 10:29:33 AM
My dog eats exactly the same thing at exactly the same time, every day.

It is rare that she cuts one, except when she is in heat.

  You must feed it properly, not the table scraps I fed mine last night. Some ham and gravy not a good combo.  :eek:

   But my Dog did crack a smile.  :D
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Post by: VonMessa on April 08, 2013, 10:45:54 AM
  You must feed it properly, not the table scraps I fed mine last night. Some ham and gravy not a good combo.  :eek:

   But my Dog did crack a smile.  :D

Once a month, I make a giant batch of chicken and rice.  I cool it down, add crushed Vitamin C and some Glucosamine.  I then freeze it into gallon bags.

She gets a cup of Verus dry food, a cup of the above slop in the AM and the same in the PM with a hard-boiled egg and tablespoon of yogurt added.

I suppose it is boring to be her...
Title: Re: Dog farts
Post by: Zacherof on April 09, 2013, 12:52:35 AM
How bout when they are in your bed and you hear a little gush of air and the thumping of a tail on the mattress. Sucker was happy to fart I think
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Post by: VonMessa on April 09, 2013, 08:20:43 AM
How bout when they are in your bed and you hear a little gush of air and the thumping of a tail on the mattress. Sucker was happy to fart I think

That means they are fanning it your way.   :aok
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Post by: TOMCAT21 on April 09, 2013, 09:06:06 AM
 :rofl
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Post by: Nypsy on April 09, 2013, 01:33:09 PM
Once a month, I make a giant batch of chicken and rice.  I cool it down, add crushed Vitamin C and some Glucosamine.  I then freeze it into gallon bags.

She gets a cup of Verus dry food, a cup of the above slop in the AM and the same in the PM with a hard-boiled egg and tablespoon of yogurt added.

I suppose it is boring to be her...

Same thing my dog eats minus the eggs and yogurt.
Title: Re: Dog farts
Post by: Nypsy on April 09, 2013, 01:35:27 PM
(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q586/eggshen2912/28lqcmh_zpse6d5b930.jpg)
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Post by: VonMessa on April 09, 2013, 01:53:38 PM
(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q586/eggshen2912/28lqcmh_zpse6d5b930.jpg)


I just made the room go silent and everyone is now staring at me because I laughed so loud.

 :aok