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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Grayclif on May 10, 2013, 02:00:05 PM
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Hail the Grayclif
please take your seats..
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SLEET.
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I will not hail you.
I will however show you the choicest spots to get hit by hail:
(http://www.hailprotector.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/US-Hail-for-the-Last-8-Years.gif)
Think east coast. Appalachia and Missouri (maybe?) will put you right where you need to be. :aok
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Can anyone say, Narcissism? :lol
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No hail in Mexico?
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Can anyone say, Narcissism? :lol
Warbleat
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You mean WarYeast!
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And...
...I'm in :D
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Hail:
(http://www.stormgasm.com/4-17-02LPday/tom%20pics/hail.jpg)
German "hail":
(http://p.twimg.com/AuFoJ1gCQAAueIP.jpg:large)
Which one do you want?
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LOL his A20 thread didn't go as he had planned so now he has to start another look at me thread.
No hail in Mexico?
Last time I checked Mexico is still not in the U.S. no matter what they may say.
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(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/hail-on-deck.jpg) (http://s888.photobucket.com/user/mbailey166066/media/hail-on-deck.jpg.html)
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Be careful guys, he's making a list and you'll find yourself on it.
ack-ack
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Don't threaten me with happiness!
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Be careful guys, he's making a list and you'll find yourself on it.
ack-ack
(http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/files/2012/10/panic.gif)
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Be careful guys, he's making a list and you'll find yourself on it.
ack-ack
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :banana: :banana:
this is a rather original thread :D
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Be careful guys, he's making a list and you'll find yourself on it.
ack-ack
he must be this guy if he's making a list, sure hope it checks it twice..........
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/drunk-santa-o_zps5a0c29c3.gif)
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:rofl
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Fail: the Grayclif.
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Fail: the Grayclif.
epicly done :aok
:rofl
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Fail: the Grayclif.
You forgot a couple of his titles...
Eater of Paint Chips.
Inhaler of Glue.
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You forgot a couple of his titles...
Eater of Paint Chips.
Inhaler of Glue.
Licker of bus windows.
Wearer of helmets.
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Licker of bus windows.
Wearer of helmets.
Some more.
Sniffer of markers.
Idiot of villages.
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Idiot of villages.
I already used that one :furious
But wait he's worth 2 :O
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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I already used that one :furious
But wait he's worth 2 :O
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Where at? I didn't see it anywhere in here.
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It was actually in his other thread(hence why I said 2 villiages)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
every villiage has their idiot :bolt:
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Mommy's special boy.
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Bless his heart.
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Licker of bus windows.
Wearer of helmets.
You don't wear helmets? LOL!
I bet next you proudly announce you don't wear seatbelts either. Darwin awards candidate!
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You don't wear helmets? LOL!
I bet next you proudly announce you don't wear seatbelts either. Darwin awards candidate!
No, but the dragon wears a helmet. My windows are just spotless. :D
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Bless his heart.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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I will not hail you.
I will however show you the choicest spots to get hit by hail:
(http://www.hailprotector.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/US-Hail-for-the-Last-8-Years.gif)
Think east coast. Appalachia and Missouri (maybe?) will put you right where you need to be. :aok
:airplane: A DC-9 crashed in New Hope, Georgia, sometime, if I remember right in the late 70's. A captain flew into a "hail shaft" at about 18,000 feet, resulting in loss of power both engines along with handling problems. Crashed landed on old Georgia hwy 92, if I remember correctly, but problem was telephone poles beside highway, right wing hit one, spun a/c into a grocery store parking lot. Can't remember number of dead, but there were many who lived, including the flight crew. Hail is very dangous whether in the air or on the ground!! LOL
Southern Fight 242 (Huntsville-Atlanta) entered severe thunderstorms between FL170 and FL140 over Rome, GA. Both engines failed and couldn't be restarted. An emergency landing was carried out on State Spur Highway 92. The aircraft crashed.
PROBABLE CAUSE: "Total and unique loss of thrust from both engines while the aircraft was penetrating an area of severe thunderstorms. The loss of thrust was caused by the ingestion of massive amounts of water and hail which, in combination with thrust lever movement, induced severe stalling in and major damage to the engine compressors.
Major contributing factors include the failure of the company's dispatching system to provide the flight crew with up-to-date severe weather information pertaining to the aircraft's intended route of flight, the captain's reliance on airborne weather radar for penetration of thunderstorm areas, and limitations in the FAA's ATC system which precluded the timely dissemination of real-time hazardous weather information to the flight
This is a copy of NTSB report after investigation.
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Hail is truly a 4 letter word to me. So is fire. So is wind. I'm your friendly neighborhood insurance claims adjuster. :D Last summer I did about 130 hail claims, 55 wind claims, and about 30 fire claims (I did around 400 claims total). Most of them in the eastern half of South Dakota. About 20 of my claims for hail were in Norfolk, NE. The company I worked for had over 700 claims for hail thanks to late April hail storm. Not cool.
The sad thing is most people have no clue what their insurance policy covers or does not cover, and what the difference between "replacement" and "actual cash value". If you have 20 year old shingles and your roof is totaled thanks to hail or wind damage, and you bought a policy based on price then don't be surprised when your adjuster hands you a check for %20 of the cost to repair your roof.
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What the hail?
Sorry. Had to be said.... :bolt:
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If this is not a textbook case for a permanent squelch feature. :old:
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Hail the Grayclif
please take your seats..
(http://png-2.findicons.com/files/icons/213/south_park/300/cartman_special_olympics_icon.png)
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This guy :rofl :rofl :rofl grayclif :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Anyone else want to tango?
I have suspended appearences in the DA in part because of 2 reasons:
1.) Too many challenges, and a waste of my time as I win every fight there and I get nothing in return.
2.) There have been numerous PM's and BBS posts challenging me, and then I go over to DA and end up furballing for an hour. Again, I get nothing for this. I live in a capitalist nation folks, I expect a sound return on my investment, which in this case, is my time. Time is valuable to me.
Thank you all,
The Grayclif
HAIL
*take your seats*
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(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm134/waystin2/tumblr_lispudoPWz1qatz5ro1_500.gif) (http://s295.photobucket.com/user/waystin2/media/tumblr_lispudoPWz1qatz5ro1_500.gif.html)
:rofl You too funny. :lol
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
I needed a good laugh this mourning! You should put your great skill to work and try training players in the TA! If you're as good as you say you are I'd gladly step down and offer you my place.
:salute
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I'm thinking your parents didn't hug you enough or you have LMD.
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(http://www.i-collaboration.ch/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Troll.jpg)
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(http://www.i-collaboration.ch/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Troll.jpg)
:rock :x :banana: :banana: :banana: :neener:
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Sure, I'm game. I'll give you first pick of the planes and then it's winner's pick afterwards. Best out of 5 and the loser pays the winner a month of AH. Deal?
ack-ack
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Im the U.S. President. Nope, im God himself, the master of the universe. Even more, im Elvis Presley. Now come kiss my hand, angel :lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8U8gjFx9Vk
Cuz i am... i am the perfect gentleman!
Btw, this thread is full of WINs, except one (H)FAIL. Both are epic :aok
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Even more, im Elvis Presley.
I knew it! I just knew it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Zh_Hf5Di8
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Even more, im Elvis Presley.
Mike Edwards, you mean.
(http://cdn101.iofferphoto.com/img/item/180/237/459/elvis-presley-vintage-original-head-shot-port-uniform-b8ddf.jpg)
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Someone say DA?
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(http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad6/grefron/tango.gif)
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:rofl
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Someone forgot to get on the short bus this morning.
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Someone forgot to get on the short bus this morning.
He doesn't ride the short bus he rides in a clown car with the 13 other village idiots
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He doesn't ride the short bus he rides in a clown car with the 13 other village idiots
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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He doesn't ride the short bus he rides in a clown car with the 13 other village idiots
(http://i1088.photobucket.com/albums/i336/igotafro/252_zps5256580d.jpg)
Nevermind what I was going to say.
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(http://i.imgur.com/Y3d3jbn.gif)
Grayclif scares me.
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^^^^^
Wow...that was worth waiting for.
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From Grayclif's lack of reply, I guess he's had 2nd thoughts.
ack-ack
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From Grayclif's lack of reply, I guess he's had 2nd thoughts.
ack-ack
I'm sure he's already won the fight. In his head. :noid
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Why would anyone want to be KING of DA....what is it,,,,,and why do we even have it....biggest joke ever :x :x :x :rofl :banana:
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Grayclif=Scorpx=Midawy... nuff said..
lawndart
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Grayclif=Scorpx=Midawy... nuff said..
lawndart
This Lawndart guy is a mathematical genius. That is the greatest equation ever
:aok
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Hmm idk if iv dueled you or not I will duel you =)
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Sirnuke, You poor miserable soul. I hope you have a good day. Try a nice Padron cigar, pour yourself a good scotch and cheer up.
You should put yourself in my shoes for a day, and then AH would seem really special to you.
Everyday, I get to fly with a 5 year old Dell Inspiron 1525. I run the most generic graphics and sound you can possibly run and I get an avg frame rate of 4-9 fpm. 12 in the early morning hours when 70 people are on.
My Saitek ST-290 pro is 9 years old and the spring is so stiff that I feel like I have been driving a stick shift in busy traffic after an hour of game play.
The game never downloads correctly for me, and parts of all of my airplanes will appear neon green or pink at times.
Lastly, after 12 years of play I still have never mastered gamma settings. My planes bobble all over the place with just the slightest touch of the stick or a pull of the trigger. Especially the rudder. The ball wobble is a nightmare and trying to aim consumes every bit of steadyness I can muster. A touch of the rudder either way makes my plane wobble from side to side 4 or 5 times before self centering.
Anyway, you get the idea. Things are probably not so bad on your end.
Enjoy your day.
Love,
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Your awesome!
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Lastly, after 12 years of play I still have never mastered gamma settings. My planes bobble all over the place with just the slightest touch of the stick or a pull of the trigger. Especially the rudder. The ball wobble is a nightmare and trying to aim consumes every bit of steadyness I can muster. A touch of the rudder either way makes my plane wobble from side to side 4 or 5 times before self centering.
How come in 12 years you never figured out gamma has nothing to do with control surface input ? :headscratch:
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How come in 12 years you never figured out gamma has nothing to do with control surface input ? :headscratch:
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl that's funny right there!!!
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I've screwed with it all Triton.
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How come in 12 years you never figured out gamma has nothing to do with control surface input ? :headscratch:
:rofl
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I miss the way it used to be. You could hit extreme left or right rudder and when you released, it would self center immediately instead of bobbing all over the place 4 or 5 times..
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This is beacuse of the aliens :old:
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:huh
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I miss the way it used to be. You could hit extreme left or right rudder and when you released, it would self center immediately instead of bobbing all over the place 4 or 5 times..
you do realize that's arcade style don't you?
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Yes. And it was much better and you didn't get that stupid 1999 era "dont move your controls so rapidly" message as much.
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Yes. And it was much better and you didn't get that stupid 1999 era "dont move your controls so rapidly" message as much.
i think the problem is more the way you ham hock the controls than anything else. i stopped getting the "don't move your controls so rapidly" message the second i figured out how to handle the planes...once you figure out it's not like afterburner down at the local arcade, you won't get the message anymore.
then again, you might need a new stick...want me to help you buy one? i know of a great thrustmaster model that is very sturdy and easy to work with.
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamxb2Z6A91rx6ksho1_500.gif)
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Im confused is the engagement on or off?
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I thought you were a wealthy self-made man.
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my letter to SirNuke was a lot better :old:
unfortunately it cannot be reproduced here due to some rather graphic sexual imagery and we're both trying to keep things quiet so our respective girlfriends don't find out
Grayclif if you join The Few squadron you will be given a better graphics model, and as you know the rudder will go back to auto correcting itself, you will get aimbot powers and the ability to turn tracers on/off at will
please submit your application to zack1234 who recently deposed Bruv as Commander in Chief :salute
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I get by ok without the novelty of a fast PC or new stick. I have done well because I am cheap and tight on the pursestrings.
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Please discuss.
Heil the Grayclif!!
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Mmm best at dieing and making craters in the ground :devil
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:lol :lol :rofl :rofl :neener:
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j199/fergy61/Grayclif_zpsae9b87b4.jpg) (http://s80.photobucket.com/user/fergy61/media/Grayclif_zpsae9b87b4.jpg.html)
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And you are?
I'm clearly behind on my Legends of Aces High list.
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Nothing to see here folks. Just keep moving along.. :x
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stats for grayclif are 111 kills with 125 deaths
Zacherof
162 kills and 119 deaths
Hmmmm :headscratch:
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Well looks like we found a ManAWar replacement
IN before the lock...
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damn this dood has even worse k/d than me (and we all know k/d means everything :old: )
I am rubbish :old:
Scores for coombzy in Late War Tour 159
Fighter Scores
Score Rank
Kills per Death + 1 5.22 67
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Good for you GC. Keep trying. :aok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_mJyQ7JKXOo#!
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Please discuss.
Heil the Grayclif!!
So...what's to discuss...? I thought this was assumed, beyond question, a Self-evident Truth.
I stand in humble admiration, hat in hand, eyes fixed on the dirt beneath my feet.
- oldman
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please submit your application to zack1234 who recently deposed Bruv as Commander in Chief
^^ Was this by mutual consent or through a squad mutiny?
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(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm134/waystin2/puke.gif) (http://s295.photobucket.com/user/waystin2/media/puke.gif.html)
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please submit your application to zack1234 who recently deposed Bruv as Commander in Chief
^^ Was this by mutual consent or through a squad mutiny?
there was a scandal in the ranks and the word mutual was in fact involved :old:
Bruv is too busy choosing curtain patterns and grouting his bathroom to lead the squad higher than #1 in the rankings and so zack has taken the helm to bring us further than we've ever been before
it is a very exciting time although some of his training instructions are a bit odd, he told us not to tell our parents about it though or the police
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Please discuss.
Heil the Grayclif!!
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
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Heh. I called it a ways back ya know. It's warbeast, with a different approach. :)
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there was a scandal in the ranks and the word mutual was in fact involved :old:
Bruv is too busy choosing curtain patterns and grouting his bathroom to lead the squad higher than #1 in the rankings and so zack has taken the helm to bring us further than we've ever been before
it is a very exciting time although some of his training instructions are a bit odd, he told us not to tell our parents about it though or the police
:rofl
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And 1 more thing
.......in
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Grayclif in his flight suit...
(http://images.madeinchina.com/BA165A025FE4A998E040007F01005BEA/239/8404239_2/Kids-Halloween-Party-cosplay-Muscle-Superman_8404239_2.jpg)
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Wow WarYeast has gone over the top!
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You suck....end of discussion.... :aok :D :salute
NOT
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Epic fail, again. Just like every time. Well done, you statue of intelligency, modesty, honesty, and some other soundish stuff. Delirious.
Starway to DavidWales.
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I fail to see how this relates to anything. My whine in that other thread was relative to gameplay, I can stand the mediocre graphics and actually don't use ground details because of how the water is poorly rendered and negates any perception of relative altitude to the ground. But don't get me started there.
Maybe when you get out of your basement to work you'll be able to afford a 3 screen eyefinity setup, core i5 PC with a stick throttle and pedals.
Somehow I feel this is a waste of key strokes.
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Epic fail, again. Just like every time. Well done, you statue of intelligency, modesty, honesty, and some other soundish stuff. Delirious.
Starway to DavidWales.
:rofl
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:rofl
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:rolleyes:
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I vote for Coprhead best Pilot in game. :bolt:
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Lastly, after 12 years of play I still have never mastered gamma settings. My planes bobble all over the place with just the slightest touch of the stick or a pull of the trigger. Especially the rudder. The ball wobble is a nightmare and trying to aim consumes every bit of steadyness I can muster. A touch of the rudder either way makes my plane wobble from side to side 4 or 5 times before self centering.
Sounds like you don't have any clue about how to calibrate your joystick.
ack-ack
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I was going to vote Midway for best pilot!
(http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s497/Coprhead/A5159300-849D-477A-9547-DF3F48CB5521-1854-0000017C29056ACC_zps508fd08d.jpg)
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.......in
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:banana:IN
:cheers: Oz
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And you are?
I'm clearly behind on my Legends of Aces High list.
dont bother he's just the latest big mouth/no skills internet nobody. just ignore and move on :)
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I was going to vote Midway for best pilot!
(http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s497/Coprhead/A5159300-849D-477A-9547-DF3F48CB5521-1854-0000017C29056ACC_zps508fd08d.jpg)
Bloody brilliant. :devil
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I was going to vote Midway for best pilot!
(http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s497/Coprhead/A5159300-849D-477A-9547-DF3F48CB5521-1854-0000017C29056ACC_zps508fd08d.jpg)
:O
Bruv is the best pilot. :aok
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:lol
Nahh, Grayclif is funny. Did anyone ever see anything amusing by manowarbeast???
Hail to the Redskins, and Grayclif :aok
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While my score may not be better, the tactics that employ are much more respectable. Plus, I don't run to the forum "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" when I'm well aware of my level of suckage.
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:O
Bruv is the best pilot. :aok
Bruv doesn't fly a 109g6, how could he be the best pilot?
(Historically speaking, g6 pwned, required!) :rofl
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I fail to see how this relates to anything. My whine in that other thread was relative to gameplay, I can stand the mediocre graphics and actually don't use ground details because of how the water is poorly rendered and negates any perception of relative altitude to the ground. But don't get me started there.
Maybe when you get out of your basement to work you'll be able to afford a 3 screen eyefinity setup, core i5 PC with a stick throttle and pedals.
Somehow I feel this is a waste of key strokes.
Just ignore the baffoon my friend and keep him whining. It's sad to see folks carry grudges and bring garbage to the BBS. Sadly, that is the extent of their life. You always were a pleasure to fly around.
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At the moment, yes Grayclif is probably the best pilot in AH. All time best pilot, probably not.
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Graycliff Blows...
.........................Smok e.
(http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w355/celtic2b/Greycliff.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/celtic2b/media/Greycliff.jpg.html)
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At the moment, yes Grayclif is probably the best pilot in AH. All time best pilot, probably not.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
oh crap that is funny
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All mighty graycliff! I repent thy sins! I have forsaken thee in these dark times. Can thy mighty lord forgive me?
For I have ventured off the path of rightousness. I am lost but now found, thanks to thy lordship, the all mighty grayclif.
PleAse bow Down
and accept thy lord ships blessing!!
:bolt:
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All mighty graycliff! I repent thy sins!
you repent his sins? :headscratch:
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you repent his sins? :headscratch:
I meant me but oh well :rofl
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:headscratch:
A lot of head scratching going on around here... :D
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This is a blatant troll.
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nevermind.
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This is a blatant troll.
... and the beat goes on...
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... and the beat goes on...
the beat goes on
drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
la de da de de, la de da de da
(http://www.cityresearch.org/civitas/english/002/tvshow.jpg)
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This is a blatant troll.
Ya think? :devil
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This is a blatant troll.
Huh? What made you think that? ;)
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Hail the Grayclif
please take your seats..
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1596/pitx.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/24/pitx.png/)
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Merged all the troll threads.