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Title: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: DubiousKB on May 21, 2013, 05:52:00 PM: How old were you when you learned about the birdz and the beez?

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Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: Dragon on May 21, 2013, 06:16:30 PM: About the same time I learned to adjust my socks.
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: gyrene81 on May 21, 2013, 07:20:40 PM: :uhoh not saying...but it was fun :D
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: Lusche on May 21, 2013, 07:22:59 PM: Quote from: DubiousKB on May 21, 2013, 05:52:00 PM
How old were you when you learned about the birdz and the beez?

Still waiting for someone to tell me! :furious
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: Slate on May 22, 2013, 08:12:01 AM: Self taught. :old:

We played a game in the 70's where you would go in the closet with a girl for 5 minutes. :O
10-13 years old maybe? We were innocent back then lol.

Mmm remember sented love letters. E-mail, texting so impersonal these kids are so missing out on the innocence of youth.
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: Zacherof on May 22, 2013, 11:17:53 AM: Quote from: Slate on May 22, 2013, 08:12:01 AM
Self taught. :old:

We played a game in the 70's where you would go in the closet with a girl for 5 minutes. :O
10-13 years old maybe? We were innocent back then lol.

Mmm remember sented love letters. E-mail, texting so impersonal these kids are so missing out on the innocence of youth.
didn't have a phone for the longest time.

Booze made innocence go out the window tho :D
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: Bizman on May 22, 2013, 12:08:10 PM: I've been told that I hadn't even learned to speak when I first showed my ability to tell roosters from hen.
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: DubiousKB on May 22, 2013, 02:03:15 PM: Quote from: Dragon on May 21, 2013, 06:16:30 PM
About the same time I learned to adjust my socks.

not me in the pic, just thought it was hilarious!
:aok
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: Stellaris on May 22, 2013, 03:17:20 PM: I got stung by a bee when I was seven, but I remember the sugar birds in Grenada from when I was three. There was a parrot or a macaw or something too.
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: Slate on May 23, 2013, 09:08:32 AM: How kids learn now........

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Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: Stellaris on May 23, 2013, 11:35:30 AM: Heh, when my older boy was six he was upstairs playing on the computer. His mom heads up with a snack for him, and her footsteps are greeted by a franctic "Don't come up, don't come up!"

Which of course any mom knows means she'd better just get on up there.

The poor lad had typed "sex.com" into the browser, a predictably eye-popping experience, and tried to close the window when he heard her coming. Of course this just generated an endless sequence of porn-site popups that got bigger every time he tried to close one...
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: ink on May 23, 2013, 11:37:47 AM: way to young.
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Post by: DubiousKB on May 27, 2013, 11:56:50 AM: Alright here's a dirty joke for allyou dirty old men.... (The ladies should get a kick out of it too as I suppose it's similiar)...

What is the most sensitive part of your body when you masterbate?........

.....Your ears.... :huh :O :uhoh

....What's that!? Is Someone coming!? :devil
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: DubiousKB on May 27, 2013, 11:58:06 AM: .... I hope the above isn't too bad.. Forgot about the posting specifics.. Don't Ban me for ludeness. :bolt:
Title: Re: Birds N' The Beez
Post by: Zacherof on May 27, 2013, 12:35:01 PM: :rofl cum on guys, that was pretty good :t