Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: TheWobble on January 26, 2001, 10:38:00 PM
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Symptoms:
1) When you get in your car you look for the "E" to start the engine.
2)You watch every car coming twords you fearing that one might be a "HO Dweeb"
3) you ask your wife if she parked out front or in the hanger.
4) when someone cuts you off you regret not choosing a HVAR loadout.
5) if you hit something you try to hit ALT-D to check damage.
6)you ask passengers in you car if they see the enemy CV.
7) you refer to cars superior to yours as "UBER"
8) when someone cuts you off your first instict is to get and remember their name so you can yell at them on the BB.
9) you pull into gas stations to REFUEL and get upset when it takes more than 30 seconds.
10) you get very nervous when another car is on yer six and watch for tracers because the driver may think this is FFA.
Please add to this list so that we may better spot and treat this illness (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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1. You try to drive your car using the stick shift to turn, the driver window crank for throttle and the gas and clutch as rudder pedals.
2. You start yelling, "hack cheater" when the guy behind you is able to follow you even though he has no wings or vertical stabilizer.
3. When you get into an accident you tell the police officer that the other car was "warping"
4. When the sun goes down you are suprised when it doesn't just pop back up again in 20 seconds.
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"Wing up, Get kills, Be happy"
Midnight
13th TAS
"I see you have made your desicion. Now let's see you enforce it." -Brandon Lee (The Crow)
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(1)When you are in a conversation with someone at work, and you almost say "LOL" before you realize you aren't typing.
(2)When you click the refresh button on the AH BBS every minute at work to catch a new post. Then you frantically try to get your work done at the end of the day.
(3)You find yourself calculating the amount of sleep you can still get if you just fly "one more sortie."
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LJK_Raubvogel
LuftJägerKorps (http://www.luftjagerkorps.com)
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[This message has been edited by LJK Raubvogel (edited 01-27-2001).]
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LOL (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
(http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1619_4916770)
"I don't necessarily agree with everything I think." - A. Eldritch
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1. Imagining your diving in a 190 as you start down a long steep hill in the car.
2. You sign your AH handle to an e-mail addressed to your boss! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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You get a sunroof installed you you can watch fer alt monkeys
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You get irate at the manager of a restaurant and call him a "Dweeby runstang" as he beats a hasty retreat.
Bane
13th TAS
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when driving down a steep hill , you crank the wheel hard right rudder to put her into a forward slip
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1)When your wife is looking for her purse and you tell her "3 O'clock low."
2)When poeple ask you a question and you reply "Roger."
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When some guy in a mall yells out rosco and you turn around...I did that once
When you reply to a question or comment with CC
When you get funny looks from your buddies when you tell them you really want a hotas
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When you see a dot on the horizon you wonder friend or foe.
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Originally posted by LJK Raubvogel:
(1)When you are in a conversation with someone at work, and you almost say "LOL" before you realize you aren't typing.
Guilty as charged, i have done this before (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)
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ANd I have to admit to answering "roger" to questions. Luckily enough people know it means yes that they don't think I'm too weird... I hope (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Rape, pillage, then burn...
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"Wifes talking to you and you reply with "CC"!
"Your riding in the passenger seat & keep looking for the twin .50's)
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When you start to consider driving thru traffic on the way home as a form of "E-Fighting" (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
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1) When describing, to your wife, a night out with friends as a 'nice furball' or 'fun sortie'.
2) When you cut a nasty fart and yell "CHECK 6!".
3) When you see someone slip and fall on an ice patch and think, "nice hammerhead".
4) When cruising the country side and spotting a flock of sheep and think, "those gotta be nit sheep,...check the stinch".
5) When you see a very good looking woman and think, "she is way over-modeled".
6) When your significant other starts harping on you, you reach for your headset volumn control.
7) When driving, and you spot an oncoming car in the distance, you wonder if it is friendly or foe and you look disparately for the radar bar.
8) When walking through a crowd, you plot your path to avoid a HO and not give them a snapshot.
9) When you lose power at your home, your first thought is you cannot turn on your computer.
10) When you can't remember your wife's birthday, but do remember when AH was first released.
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Roy "Skuzzy" Neese
President, AppLink Corp.
http://www.applink.net
skuzzy@applink.net
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--When you ask your (now 5 year old) son what game he's gonna play on the computer, and his response is "Aces High, I'm gonna shoot someones bellybutton down!"....(Rip slaps himself, reminds self to watch language)
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9) When you lose power at your home, your first thought is you cannot turn on your computer.
ROFLMAO (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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9) When you lose power at your home, your first thought is you cannot turn on your computer.
which is why I have a generator. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
When your a newbie and not flying your "minds eye" becomes a non-stop highlight real of ACM and "shoulda did's"
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Originally posted by AcId:
which is why I have a generator. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Ditto, I've never lost power...since I always have power! Its funny to see the whole area black except my 6 bright porch lights when my generator is running, its my way of telling the neighborhood 'THINK AHEAD, ALWAYS THINK AHEAD!
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Originally posted by Vermillion:
When you start to consider driving thru traffic on the way home as a form of "E-Fighting" (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
I am guilty of this, I've started to drive my car as an E-Fight... err... E-car.
"Keep the energy, keep the energy!!"
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You all have forgot to mention those sleeping problems..
While sleeping, you think of maneuvers, planes, plans etc. stuff, therefore giving you restless sleep.
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Hehehe,
When your wife is driving and closing quickly on another car on a curve, you tell her to "Drop into lag pursuit to decrease closure rate and avoid the overshoot."
I've actually done this. She was silent for a minute and then asked me what the hell I was talking about. After I told her she said "You play that damned game too much." (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
I told her she didn't play it enough. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Lephturn - Chief Trainer
A member of The Flying Pigs http://www.flyingpigs.com (http://www.flyingpigs.com)
"A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --
A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,
Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover, You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,
You'll never go wrong with a pig!" -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"
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1) “Roger” and “Negative” become every day speech. I actually caught myself doing this in a conference call.
2) Crying out “GUNS GUNS GUNS” on the highway, knowing if the salamander in front of you only had a clue as to what was in store for him later online.
3) Making plans to upgrade a computer system that was just purchased with in a year to increase the throughput and resolution. Everything else is perfect, but man wouldn’t it be better if…
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This thread got to be cloaked from those people whos trying to convince that games are for bad, because this thread would make people very convinced of that (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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When your wife starts talking when you're reading the paper and you think .squelch wife
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When you're out dancing with friends and at some point you're getting exhausted and thirsty and you shout BINGO FUEL ... Return to BAR
When you fly the tow plane of your aeroclub and you wonder why they threw in that huge flap handle and not a Q and W key.. and on takeoff you're desperately trying to push the engine into WEP
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Dw6