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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Zacherof on July 06, 2013, 10:12:54 AM
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Back in middle school there was this woodshop teacher. He was a total jerk. Wod harrasing me and give lots of our detentions. One week he got brand new woodshop tables. So some punk drillied into the tables and he got pissed. Blamed me and I got suspended.
Well to this guy had a train whistle. The lite wood ones ya know? Would blow it to signify start/stop working. Well after the above incident, one of my friends stole it, and gave it to me. At which point I gave it a shot of semen and gave it back to my friends.
Still has the same whistle 9 years later :rofl
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Back in middle school there was this woodshop teacher. He was a total jerk. Wod harrasing me and give lots of our detentions. One week he got brand new woodshop tables. So some punk drillied into the tables and he got pissed. Blamed me and I got suspended.
Well to this guy had a train whistle. The lite wood ones ya know? Would blow it to signify start/stop working. Well after the above incident, one of my friends stole it, and gave it to me. At which point I gave it a shot of semen and gave it back to my friends.
Still has the same whistle 9 years later :rofl
Tell us about your experiences in grammar class.
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Tell us about your experiences in grammar class.
....or DUI class because I'm sure that will happen too.
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Tell us about your experiences in grammar class.
Freaking grammar nazi's :old:
I'm great at readign but I always got dinged for mispelling and improper grammar :rolleyes:
....or DUI class because I'm sure that will happen too.
And where may I ask did you conjure up this idea?
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The meanest thing you've ever done to someone
Giving them a good dose of raw truth always works.
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Broken a heart....
but on a lighter note: Someone I knew in high school had this weird thing he would do when he was mad at his mother....he would "jerk it" into her shampoo as way of "showing her"...smh
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Broken a heart....
but on a lighter note: Someone I knew in high school had this weird thing he would do when he was mad at his mother....he would "jerk it" into her shampoo as way of "showing her"...smh
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the thing about being mean to somebody is that they have to know you were mean to them. for example if you cheated on your gf and she never finds out, leaves you and goes on with her life. it just means that you look stupid for trying to look mean.
for example the thing about your teacher, how do you know he didnt do the same thing and you touched it with your hands. actually maybe your friends did it too and you held it in your hands. now it went from being mean to make you look like a fool thinking you were mean to somebody when the joke was on you.
semp
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Shooting a hajji in the balls before putting a couple in his head.
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I'm curious what the original poster used as his fantasy material to achieve the exitement level required for the task?
Was he thinking about the shop teacher's lips touching it?
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Back in middle school there was this woodshop teacher. He was a total jerk. Wod harrasing me and give lots of our detentions. One week he got brand new woodshop tables. So some punk drillied into the tables and he got pissed. Blamed me and I got suspended.
Well to this guy had a train whistle. The lite wood ones ya know? Would blow it to signify start/stop working. Well after the above incident, one of my friends stole it, and gave it to me. At which point I gave it a shot of semen and gave it back to my friends.
Still has the same whistle 9 years later :rofl
I had the impression your need to constantly post on this BBS was borderline obsessive–compulsive.. I was wrong about the borderline you're actually quite F-d up. :huh
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I'm curious what the original poster used as his fantasy material to achieve the exitement level required for the task?
Was he thinking about the shop teacher's lips touching it?
I was in 7th grade :old: Girls just walking by got me going :old:
I had the impression your need to constantly post on this BBS was borderline obsessive–compulsive.. I was wrong about the borderline you're actually quite F-d up. :huh
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here I am just trying to get a funny thread going and all you guys can do is ridicule, and twist it in a negative manner.
You too good to admit you can be mean and nasty?
Jeez maybe there is no hope
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I would say some of the things that I have done....but
ill just keep it between myself and GOD.
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here I am just trying to get a funny thread going and all you guys can do is ridicule, and twist it in a negative manner.
See anybody laughing about what you did? Twist this into a negative manner?
This story was negative as soon as you hit the post button.
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Then you and I have very different views on what is humurous and what is not :neener:
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Then you and I have very different views on what is humurous and what is not :neener:
You're right I find no humor in cowardly contaminating another person for your amusement.
You keep talking about joining the military, if you can't handle a shop teacher what are you
going to do with a Drill Sgt?
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You're right I find no humor in cowardly contaminating another person for your amusement.
You keep talking about joining the military, if you can't handle a shop teacher what are you
going to do with a Drill Sgt?
I woulda been kicked out for sure.....I always had a slight authority problem. :o
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Shooting a hajji in the balls before putting a couple in his head.
Good shooting. What did he do to deserve it?
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I guess my "meanest" thing would be not caring much for others but family.
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You're right I find no humor in cowardly contaminating another person for your amusement.
You keep talking about joining the military, if you can't handle a shop teacher what are you
going to do with a Drill Sgt?
hmm I think constant humilition, utter dislike of me, giving me detention so that I have to waste 20+ hours of my then pitiful life after school doing nothing is cause for what I did. He called my work ideas pathetic and trash. When I asked him to do better, guess what! No lunch that day. I told him f*** you and I get suspended. And now your going to call that cowardice? What else would a 13 year old do. I was told I couldn't be switched out as the other classes were full. By all means share with the class.
As for a drill srgnt. I've Been yelled at my whole life. Cussing calling me names? Yeah I was bullied. I can take that.
This was the only teacher I ever had an issue with. Not to mention I am by far one of the kindest person one could meet. And normally i feel guilt when it comes to revenge and what not, but not here.
Anything else you feel you must add?
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hmm I think constant humilition, utter dislike of me, giving me detention so that I have to waste 20+ hours of my then pitiful life after school doing nothing is cause for what I did. He called my work ideas pathetic and trash. When I asked him to do better, guess what! No lunch that day. I told him f*** you and I get suspended. And now your going to call that cowardice? What else would a 13 year old do. I was told I couldn't be switched out as the other classes were full. By all means share with the class.
Do that to a Drill Sgt. (err.. Drill Instructor in the Navy?) and let us know how it goes over ;)
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Do that to a Drill Sgt. (err.. Drill Instructor in the Navy?) and let us know how it goes over ;)
Hmmm I think I'd get my :ahand me and I'd get dishonorable dishcarged.
What i don't understand is how everyone thinks I do this to everyone i dislike or yells at me :rolleyes:
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probably too many things to remember all of them ;(( heh
first thing that comes to mind is dumping a scarily clingy girl by e-mail, on Feb 14th, while she was away visiting her parents in another country, and then blocking her number from calling my mobile and unplugging the phone in my flat for a month
it had to be done. she was scaring me. i was 19 and she was 26 and she was talking about marriage and kids and stuff when we'd been together only 6 months :uhoh
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hmm I think constant humilition, utter dislike of me, giving me detention so that I have to waste 20+ hours of my then pitiful life after school doing nothing is cause for what I did. He called my work ideas pathetic and trash. When I asked him to do better, guess what! No lunch that day. I told him f*** you and I get suspended. And now your going to call that cowardice? What else would a 13 year old do. I was told I couldn't be switched out as the other classes were full. By all means share with the class.
As for a drill srgnt. I've Been yelled at my whole life. Cussing calling me names? Yeah I was bullied. I can take that.
This was the only teacher I ever had an issue with. Not to mention I am by far one of the kindest person one could meet. And normally i feel guilt when it comes to revenge and what not, but not here.
Anything else you feel you must add?
You're an attention queen. You're constantly seeking attention on this board. You rarely add anything to a conversation you just drop in a take a dump in 99% of the topics here with something that makes no sense. If this story is true and I doubt it. You probably did the same in his class. Poor dumb guy was trying to help you get prepared for life. He had no idea you expected him to entertain you and to hold your hand so you could be the belle of the ball. The man was paid to teach and maintain order in his classroom, I'm sure you were a complete angel who didn't deserve detention. I doubt this story occurred as you potray it. Its probably like your story about not getting accepted for flight school because you were too tall. Keep em coming though. :aok
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You're right I find no humor in cowardly contaminating another person for your amusement.
You keep talking about joining the military, if you can't handle a shop teacher what are you
going to do with a Drill Sgt?
I hear ya shifty, In some places that could be considered assault and if you happen to have a social disease you could be charged with attempted murder!
:salute
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I hear ya shifty, In some places that could be considered assault and if you happen to have a social disease you could be charged with attempted murder!
:salute
I'll cringe everytime I hear the term whistle blower from now on. :D
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When did I say I never got excepted. My recruiter and the chief petty officer both relayed to me that info.
And abou me taking a dump in everythread? There are lots I've peeked into and not posted in. Yes I add gibberish but I add what I thoughmight contribute to a thread alot of the time.
And I'm not an attention seeker by any means. I guess that's just how I come off.
If you don't like, I invite you to add me to your ignore list.
And lol at holding my hand. I didn't learn jack toejam in his class. My dad taught me what he tried to teach me. I took the class cause it was easy. I'll cringe everytime I hear the term whistle blower from now on. :D
now that was funny :aok
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If you don't like, I invite you to add me to your ignore list.
Oh I don't need an invitation, but thanks all the same. After this story though I wonder why you didn't choose Zackoff as your handle? :D
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That whole ignore thing not working as well as I expected. You see, I like Shifty and do read
what he posts :D
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Phan you need some classier friends. :P
Zach I think you and I are having a generation clash. Going by your story you're in your early twenties. You guys social behavior has been formed during the information age.
Like the Kardashians your generation likes to tweet and post your whole life story. So you'll tell the world everything.
Phan Morf and myself came in on the tail end of the babyboom generation. Our parents didn't have a problem busting our arses for that matter they didn't have a problem with anybody else busting our arses. If it could cause us the slightest trouble or embarrassment.. We don't say a word. ;)
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the meanest thing shifty has ever done:
quoted Zacherof
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Get 'em Shifty! He's a douch'e bag for sure. :salute
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the meanest thing shifty has ever done:
quoted Zacherof
Ehh he's just young and happy to be here. It's not his fault I'm a grumpy old fart. ;)
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the meanest thing shifty has ever done:
quoted Zacherof
:rofl
you got my age spot on. I totally agree with on that note shifty.
Although to say I'm like the rest of my generation is farce.
I despise Twitter. Yes I have an instagram, and a facebook, but that's the deepest I'll go.
And ic has my bellybutton beat plenty of times. Apparently that's not okay in today's society as I think it actually help prevent god knows what.
I think the age difference also contributes to what we find funny and not funny.Get 'em Shifty! He's a douch'e bag for sure. :salute
That's cute :aok
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I had a drama teacher when I was a kid that was in a electric wheelchair. I couldn't help but to lock one of his brake's up when I got around him. When he'd take off he'd go in a circle for a second. :rofl That watermelon still cracks me up...I can't help it. When he'd turn his back on me I'd get out of my desk on crawl on the floor to the other side of the room and he'd start cruising around looking for me.
.......also :uhoh
when volleyball season rolled around in P.E. class, I would grab the bottom of people's shorts just as they jumped up to spike the ball. By the end of the season I had most of the class wearing sweatpants under their shorts :devil
there's more but I'll stop here for now........
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Get 'em Shifty! He's a douch'e bag for sure. :salute
well.....I must say this one post says you are the sweetheart bag, not him....
Zach is a good guy....young...... yes........but hardly what you describe.
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I had a drama teacher when I was a kid that was in a electric wheelchair. I couldn't help but to lock one of his brake's up when I got around him. When he'd take off he'd go in a circle for a second. :rofl That watermelon still cracks me up...I can't help it. When he'd turn his back on me I'd get out of my desk on crawl on the floor to the other side of the room and he'd start cruising around looking for me.
NOW THAT is funny right there :aok :aok :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl
PS: uptown, you owe me a keyboard and a new drink, sir :furious
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Zach is a good guy....
Sorry, got to disagree. :salute
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Sorry, got to disagree. :salute
can't be friends with everyone I suppose
just as your entitled to have your opinion
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can't be friends with everyone I suppose
just as your entitled to have your opinion
Sure you can. I have over 4000 friends on Facebook. I'm a cool cat. :old:
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Make up for past transgressions or make new ones. July 20 2013 ......
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Then you and I have very different views on what is humurous and what is not :neener:
Since when is doing something mean to someone funny?
What you did was just friggin sick. If you find that funny you have issues
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Trying to think, but despite my own view that I'm a bastard. I can't think of anything. The tragic truth is that I'm incapable of being deliberately mean to anyone. Despite the fact that my wife, who doesn't have a mean bone in her body, thinks I'm evil.
Gawd, I'm boring.
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Since when is doing something mean to someone funny?
What you did was just friggin sick. If you find that funny you have issues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=plIwegXI69I
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Since when is doing something mean to someone funny?
What you did was just friggin sick. If you find that funny you have issues
becuase said person deserved it.
How's this then. Me and a few pals are drinking at this guys house. He stole my cigarettes so I had to buy another pack. Well I opened a beer and an put a few butts in it. He asked me to get him another beer. I said sure and gave him the one with the cigarette butts in it
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The meanest thing I've ever done you say? :old:
As some of you may remember I do work at Walmart, for kicks the other day I got dressed for work on my day off and went to a completely different store. I walked around wearing my name badge until a customer asked me for help. I looked at them with a completely straight face and told them that I didn't work there. This confused their simple mind, I'm dressed like an employee and I have a name tag... surely I must work there. After going back and forth a bit, they said they were going to report me to my supervisor. Once they left I took off the name tag and wandered back out to my car and waited about 20 minutes before going back in for another go. I got away with this four more times. Each time I would disappear to a different part of the store. Finally a customer managed to find the manager at which time I got serious and pretended like I never met the customer before. I managed to convince the manager that I did in fact work there and that I had never met that customer. After that incident, I decided to call it a day.
Trolling people in real life = Priceless.
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can't be friends with everyone I suppose
just as your entitled to have your opinion
this shows me is is a good guy......he is attacked with personal insults....but does not attack back.....
what he did was wrong, if you are gonna get "back" at someone do it to their face, I don't agree with getting back at people behind their backs....thats not really getting back at them, kinda a cowardly thing to do........if you have a problem with someone take it to them.
still does not change my thoughts on him though.....
as far as being mean to people......
I have a feeling none of you understand what being "mean" really is....
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Upon time consuming searching I came across this
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,99605.0.html
The DUI one is fluffied up
And ink I know what mean is. I'm not going to post it. Let's just say I know it first hand.
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Upon time consuming searching I came across this
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,99605.0.html
The DUI one is fluffied up
And ink I know what mean is. I'm not going to post it. Let's just say I know it first hand.
:salute
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Trying to think, but despite my own view that I'm a bastard. I can't think of anything. The tragic truth is that I'm incapable of being deliberately mean to anyone. Despite the fact that my wife, who doesn't have a mean bone in her body, thinks I'm evil.
Gawd, I'm boring.
Nah we need more like you CPX. If I wrong somebody I feel like crap about it. Honestly Zach the guy didn't deserve that, you really shouldn't brag about doing something like that. It is assualt in my book. If you were having problems that warranted retaliation of that nature then the problem was bad enough to take to your parents and let them settle it. Seriously I hope for your sake you're just pulling our chains here and really didnt do what you claim you did.
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And I'm not really trying to brag. It's just the meanest thing I've done.
Btw check your messages
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And you felt the need to type this out to share with everyone why Zach?
The world is full of idiots. It's still on you how you decide to handle yourself. Joining the ranks isn't generally the way to go though. Seems like you might be better than that.
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And you felt the need to type this out to share with everyone why Zach?
The world is full of idiots. It's still on you how you decide to handle yourself. Joining the ranks isn't generally the way to go though. Seems like you might be better than that.
sigh. Maybe a necro bump would have been better :bhead
And yes I am better........generally
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Anything else you feel you must add?
:noid :bolt:
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Trying to think, but despite my own view that I'm a bastard. I can't think of anything. The tragic truth is that I'm incapable of being deliberately mean to anyone. Despite the fact that my wife, who doesn't have a mean bone in her body, thinks I'm evil.
Gawd, I'm boring.
Not even little things like saying "Oops" on short final with a passenger? :D
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Freaking grammar nazi's :old:
I'm great at readign but I always got dinged for mispelling and improper grammar :rolleyes:
And where may I ask did you conjure up this idea?
I was hoping you were drunk when you typed it out and not really that stupid.
Do that to a Drill Sgt. (err.. Drill Instructor in the Navy?) and let us know how it goes over ;)
When I was in the Navy the drill instructors didn't have to "do" anything. If one guy was holding up the program, he was taken care of by the rest of the guys.... you know, the one you eat sleep, and shower with :devil
becuase said person deserved it.
How's this then. Me and a few pals are drinking at this guys house. He stole my cigarettes so I had to buy another pack. Well I opened a beer and an put a few butts in it. He asked me to get him another beer. I said sure and gave him the one with the cigarette butts in it
Said person deserved it only because you THINK he deserved it. Most likely when you grow up you may come to realize that you were being an arnold in his class either because you wanted the attention, or you were just bored, and you brought all those detention down on your self. When I was in school you did what you were told and didn't get to have an opinion. Had you kept your mouth shut and done the work assigned you might not have had any trouble.
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I was hoping you were drunk when you typed it out and not really that stupid.
:aok :aok :aok
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You're an attention queen. You're constantly seeking attention on this board. You rarely add anything to a conversation you just drop in a take a dump in 99% of the topics here with something that makes no sense. If this story is true and I doubt it. You probably did the same in his class. Poor dumb guy was trying to help you get prepared for life. He had no idea you expected him to entertain you and to hold your hand so you could be the belle of the ball. The man was paid to teach and maintain order in his classroom, I'm sure you were a complete angel who didn't deserve detention. I doubt this story occurred as you portray it. Its probably like your story about not getting accepted for flight school because you were too tall. Keep em coming though. :aok
Perfectly stated.
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we had this guy start at my old job and he liked to stay clean, this was a dirty job, crawling under mobile homes and such so staying clean is impossible. well he stole my gloves that I had bought, so I brought in some elk lure( bull elk pee in a bottle) and I dumped the whole bottle into his(my) gloves and left the bottle in the back of the work truck so he would find it. well a couple days go by and he had it in his clothes, boots, everything. He soon found the empty bottle in the truck and asked what it was for, so I told him that I had put it in my gloves just before he stole them to try and lure deer close to the truck to get a picture of them. this guy was sooooo dumb he believed me. But man did he stink, had to ride around with the windows down. he learned his lesson for stealing my stuff :devil
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Hmmm.
I had a boss one time and he had confided in me about an affair he had had with someone we both knew, and someone his wife knew as well. After he had badly and maliciously screwed me over and I was no longer working for him I called him and informed him that I had mailed a letter to his house detailing the affair and then hung up before he could say a word.
Of course I never sent any letter, but I thought it was funny that for the next week he was probably rushing home every day to try to intercept the mail man.
Sometime after that I thought, what if he had instead decided to come clean with his wife? Then 3 people would have been hurt, 2 of them I didn't intend to hurt.
Not real proud of it now, but I was young and vindictive at the time.
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I want to change my answer...
One of my ex-girlfriends decided she was going to cheat on me... with two other guys... at the same time. :furious
For revenge, I drove to her home town (which was 2 hour drive) and found the most popular bar in town. I went into the bathroom and wrote on the wall:
Lonely? Need sex now?
Call: 555-555-5555
Dirty girl for dirty boys
Eager to please
She wanted sex so bad, I made sure there was plenty of it for her.
Now to put this into perspective, she was still in high school at the time (not quite 18). So getting phone calls in the middle of the night asking for (not suitable for the BBS) didn't really go over well with her parents. I also gave the phone number to my friends and told them to text/ call it relentlessly asking for a quote. Needless to say the phone number was switched after a week. And just to add that magic frosting on top she had sexted me some pictures of herself, I made sure they found their way to her dad. :aok
And I had met one of the guys that she was cheating on me with. He had no idea what was going on either. He had managed to find the other guy as well but I never saw him.
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I called someone a big stinky doo-doo head on the innernets once.
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I called someone a big stinky doo-doo head on the innernets once.
I bet you didn't ask your parents permission to go on Disney's website either.
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I want to change my answer...
One of my ex-girlfriends decided she was going to cheat on me... with two other guys... at the same time. :furious
For revenge, I drove to her home town (which was 2 hour drive) and found the most popular bar in town. I went into the bathroom and wrote on the wall:
Lonely? Need sex now?
Call: 555-555-5555
Dirty girl for dirty boys
Eager to please
She wanted sex so bad, I made sure there was plenty of it for her.
Now to put this into perspective, she was still in high school at the time (not quite 18). So getting phone calls in the middle of the night asking for (not suitable for the BBS) didn't really go over well with her parents. I also gave the phone number to my friends and told them to text/ call it relentlessly asking for a quote. Needless to say the phone number was switched after a week. And just to add that magic frosting on top she had sexted me some pictures of herself, I made sure they found their way to her dad. :aok
And I had met one of the guys that she was cheating on me with. He had no idea what was going on either. He had managed to find the other guy as well but I never saw him.
You're in good company Zackeroff. :cheers:
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I bet you didn't ask your parents permission to go on Disney's website either.
Nope. But I like to live life on the edge.
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Zach, Report to the Dolbstapo Office at once. :furious
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Zach, Report to the Dolbstapo Office at once. :furious
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Me???
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Me???
'Eroff!
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is it messed up that I could tell a few ones that would have you guys :O
20 years I have been out of prison and only a few mean things have I done since then....1 was not mean so to say but I saw him beating on his woman and lept the single story stair case( I was on second floor and jumped down to first in stairwell;-) I could see into his apartment, what I saw was his back to me and his arm raising over his head and coming down on someone in front of him....knowing it was his woman and their kid was screaming crying....on the third arm raise I jumped..... grabbed him by the neck and whipped him out into the hall way....I took a step forward and side kicked him in the ribs....he folds over and I smash him in the side of the head...he goes prone...I grab him by the hair and sack.... and toss him to the other end towards the door.....walking down the hallway he is getting up sliding against the wall....I again side snap kick him in his solar plax and straight punch him in the ear...grab him once again by the hair and sack and toss him out the door and on the stairs outside....I turn and walk back inside.... :o
not really "mean" but it works :D
ok mean is me and a couple guys playing hacky sack in prison...I am 18.....some guy wants to join in....nobody likes this guy some say get lost to him.....I am like no man come on you can play.....my buddy Tony has the sack....I look at him and give him the look "serve him" he tosses the sack up straight at the guys face I jump up and side kick him in the side of the head...and I mean HARD...he goes crashing to the floor....gets up holding his head n says..." I dont wanna play guys"...and walks away....
First I am not proud of it....but it is what it is...I could fill pages of things I have done and seen...but I know some hate that and think I am lieing.... :rolleyes:
for some reason it gets on some peoples nerve that I talk about my past :rolleyes:
I truly don't understand it.... :headscratch:
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I once pranked a stiffly stifferson with a tire iron.
Wowee......zowee......you been pranked!
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Well... I have done things I'm not proud of.
The meanest thing I've done though was a girl who dropped me when I was 15.
I was angry, due to it not even being me, just she wanted to go with every single man she could lay her hands on. So I decided I would be cruel. So I pretended to be cool with it, met her future boyfriends and so on. And proceeded to ruin every single relationship she had for the next 2 years, and purposely coming out of it like the good guy who tried his best to make it work between them because I "cared about her".
It eventually got to the point where she came back and cried to me and asked to have me back. At this stage I now had a new girlfriend and stated to her face that "I wouldn't go back with you because you are ugly to the core. No matter how pretty you could be and indeed are... to me you will always be ugly, and I never meant those three words, those were only in circumstance" and then deleted her off all social media and my phone.
Again.. I actually feel bad about it now... I have changed a lot since my younger days.. I will openly say and as some members of this board can attest. When I was younger I was a little *expletive*. These days I'm just annoying.
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No way I could answer this .
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7th grade my sister and I were kicked off of the normal school bus for organizing daily disturbances. The driver, Millie, lived in our neighborhood and we hated her so during each day we would pick clapping, snapping fingers, stomping, whistling, etc for the ride home. There were several times we didn't make it out of the parking lot before she called the principle to come out and ask the bus to behave. After several weeks of this, the inquisition began.
Someone ratted us out and we were re-assigned to the short bus. Yes, the short bus that picked up the "challenged" kids. I was assigned to sit next to this one kid who smelled like he wasn't in control of his bowels. On our second morning ridding this bus, I emptied a lemonade juice box into his lap, jumped up and demanded to get off the bus cuz he pissed himself. We both got up and stood the rest of the ride to school. The kid got to walk around with wet pants and we were both kicked off the short bus.
We walked the 4 miles each way for the rest of the year.
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So you picked on a handicapped kid?
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Buttfloss chinstrap.
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Then you and I have very different views on what is humurous and what is not :neener:
Squeaker season must have started early this year, I take it. Why was I not informed?
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First year in high school in the IB program, spent a lot of time in the deans office. Really great guy but the cheeky stuff I did was enough too put the man in a hard place for punishment on me.
I as a show of my apreachion for his leniency on me, got from the shop class.
5 gallons of clear varnish
1 spray gun
1air compressor
2 hours later late one night. His entire office from floor to ceiling was about 3inches thick in varnish and had a whole night too cure.
The same morning got a phone call at my house from the school, asking me to head too the Sherrifs Office in downtown instead of school and make sure too bring both my parents.
They had to demo the whole room in order to make it useable again. :bhead
Three weeks later the same day back from my suspension went to the Ag. Dept. and let loose three pigs in the school. But not with out numbering them 1, 2 and 4.
The school shut down for the day looking for piggie number 3
Bonus
A girl I was sweet on, the same girl I pulls the gas station date on. I would randomly have a few friends help and we would pick up her car place it on shop rollers and move it around in the school. Never in the parking lot, think middle of the football field... On the pool deck almost about to fall into the pool, we almost let it once! Inbetween two buildings on a sidewalk with about 3inche Clarence from each bumper. But the crowning jewel would be. The middle of the stage for a pep rally inside the gym. We had to take the car in on it's side too fit it through the doors. That was a great pep rally! :x
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Three weeks later the same day back from my suspension went to the Ag. Dept. and let loose three pigs in the school. But not with out numbering them 1, 2 and 4.
The school shut down for the day looking for piggie number 3
thats a funny classic :rofl :rofl :rofl
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So you picked on a handicapped kid?
ya thats something even at my worst I would not do.... :furious
sounds like he is sorry for it....hope he is anyways.....thats one thing I cant abide by.
First year in high school in the IB program, spent a lot of time in the deans office. Really great guy but the cheeky stuff I did was enough too put the man in a hard place for punishment on me.
I as a show of my apreachion for his leniency on me, got from the shop class.
5 gallons of clear varnish
1 spray gun
1air compressor
2 hours later late one night. His entire office from floor to ceiling was about 3inches thick in varnish and had a whole night too cure.
The same morning got a phone call at my house from the school, asking me to head too the Sherrifs Office in downtown instead of school and make sure too bring both my parents.
They had to demo the whole room in order to make it useable again. :bhead
Three weeks later the same day back from my suspension went to the Ag. Dept. and let loose three pigs in the school. But not with out numbering them 1, 2 and 4.
The school shut down for the day looking for piggie number 3
Bonus
A girl I was sweet on, the same girl I pulls the gas station date on. I would randomly have a few friends help and we would pick up her car place it on shop rollers and move it around in the school. Never in the parking lot, think middle of the football field... On the pool deck almost about to fall into the pool, we almost let it once! Inbetween two buildings on a sidewalk with about 3inche Clarence from each bumper. But the crowning jewel would be. The middle of the stage for a pep rally inside the gym. We had to take the car in on it's side too fit it through the doors. That was a great pep rally! :x
thats not mean....thats friggin hilarious :rofl :rofl :rofl