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Title: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Changeup on July 07, 2013, 06:04:36 PM
that lack the skill to fly fighters, this plane is for you...

(http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac300/Changeup1/photo_zps140754a6.jpg) (http://s909.photobucket.com/user/Changeup1/media/photo_zps140754a6.jpg.html)
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Bruv119 on July 07, 2013, 06:09:02 PM
still won't beat a B38 for bombing muscle. 
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: LCADolby on July 07, 2013, 06:14:56 PM
Never seen one strapped up to a Freddy, I thought they were 190s
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: olds442 on July 07, 2013, 06:21:27 PM
that lack the skill to fly fighters, this plane is for you...

(http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac300/Changeup1/photo_zps140754a6.jpg)
 (http://s909.photobucket.com/user/Changeup1/media/photo_zps140754a6.jpg.html)
And you lack the skill to shoot down said fighters in a bomber
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 07, 2013, 06:28:16 PM
And you lack the skill to shoot down said fighters in a bomber

I have a very good feeling that Changeup would kick your little squeaker bellybutton in either a bomber or a fighter.  So lighten up Francis.

ack-ack
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: olds442 on July 07, 2013, 06:33:23 PM
I have a very good feeling that Changeup would kick your little squeaker bellybutton in either a bomber or a fighter.  So lighten up Francis.

ack-ack
Awesome another personal attack :aok


+1
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 07, 2013, 06:57:16 PM
+1

Calling you a squeaker isn't a personal attack, it's what you are.  It's like calling a duck a duck.

ack-ack
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: cobia38 on July 07, 2013, 07:24:54 PM
I have a very good feeling that Changeup would kick your little squeaker bellybutton in either a bomber or a fighter.  So lighten up Francis.

ack-ack


  I,ll say it too, you lack the skill to shoot down said fighters in a bomber 
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: uptown on July 07, 2013, 07:35:21 PM
The designer of this aircraft was a crack user kids.
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Triton28 on July 07, 2013, 07:49:07 PM
And you lack the skill to shoot down said fighters in a bomber

Changeup pwns you!    :old:
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Changeup on July 07, 2013, 08:26:25 PM
And you lack the skill to shoot down said fighters in a bomber

lol.  Not yours.  Yours is easy but its easy to see which bomber pilot feels inadequate.  The rest of the bomber corps took this for what it was, if they bothered to read it...a funny.
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Changeup on July 07, 2013, 08:27:05 PM
I have a very good feeling that Changeup would kick your little squeaker bellybutton in either a bomber or a fighter.  So lighten up Francis.

ack-ack

He has feelings and my bomber skillz comment hurt them deeply.
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: olds442 on July 07, 2013, 08:30:37 PM
Calling you a squeaker isn't a personal attack, it's what you are.  It's like calling a duck a duck.

ack-ack
fair enough, but what about the other parts :D
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Volron on July 07, 2013, 08:49:57 PM
I thought it funny. :)
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 07, 2013, 09:10:29 PM

  I,ll say it too, you lack the skill to shoot down said fighters in a bomber 

I wouldn't know about that, since some insist on calling a P-38 a bomber, I would say that I have exceptional skills in shooting down fighters in a bomber.   ;)

ack-ack
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: 800nate800 on July 07, 2013, 09:21:00 PM
Screw Me410 for buff hunting lol!
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Brooke on July 07, 2013, 09:21:56 PM
I thought that this was for all the fighter pilots that lack the skill to fly bombers. ;)
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Volron on July 07, 2013, 10:38:44 PM
I thought that this was for all the fighter pilots that lack the skill to fly bombers. ;)

 :lol
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Changeup on July 07, 2013, 11:07:38 PM
I thought that this was for all the fighter pilots that lack the skill to fly bombers. ;)

Could be! lol.  Wasn't thinking that way.  I blame Sunbat
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: cobia38 on July 08, 2013, 12:02:10 AM
I wouldn't know about that, since some insist on calling a P-38 a bomber, I would say that I have exceptional skills in shooting down fighters in a bomber.   ;)

ack-ack


 I was talking about Changeup silly, we all know you can handle a Bomber  :D
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Arlo on July 08, 2013, 12:04:47 AM
Never seen one strapped up to a Freddy, I thought they were 190s

(http://www.hyperscale.com/images/aimsmistelpreviewbg_1.jpg)

http://nevingtonwarmuseum.weebly.com/mistel-aircraft-and-guided-bombs.html

Mistel Aircraft, Guided Bombs and Missiles

Arado 234C withV1 Huckepack


(http://karopka.ru/upload/iblock/a/6/6/8/1/e/38671973121e86007bbe99399cb04e97.jpg)

Heinkel 162 A2 / Arado E378 Mistel

(http://greyfalcon.us/pictures/DFS.jpg)

(http://nevingtonwarmuseum.weebly.com/uploads/9/1/7/5/9175276/1359816_orig.jpg)

Mistel 1 (Ju 88/Me Bf 109F)

(As depicted in CU's post)


    DFS 230 + Klemm Kl-35 - test combo
    DFS 230 + Fw 56 - test combo
    DFS 230 + Me Bf 109F - test combo, very first Mistel combo


    Mistel Prototype: Ju 88 A-4 and Bf 109 F-4
    Mistel 1: Ju 88 A-4 and Bf 109 F-4  Mistel 1 - warhead nosed Ju 88A-4 + Me Bf 109F4
    Mistel S1: Trainer version of Mistel 1  Mistel S-1 - "Vater & Sohn" (Father and Son) Ju 88A + Me Bf 109F
    Mistel 2: Ju 88 G-1 and Fw 190 A-8 or F-8  Mistel 2 - warhead nosed Ju 88G-1 + Fw 190A-6
    Mistel S2: Trainer version of Mistel 2   Mistel S-2
    Mistel 3A: Ju 88 A-4 and Fw 190 A-8  
    Mistel S3A: Trainer version of Mistel 3A  Mistel S-3 - Ju 88A-6 + Fw 190A-6
    Mistel 3B: Ju 88 H-4 and Fw 190 A-8  Mistel 3 - warhead nosed Ju 88G-10 or H-4 + Fw 190A-8 with doppelreiter (Double rider) overwing fuel tanks
    Mistel 3C: Ju 88 G-10 and Fw 190 F-8  
    Mistel Führungsmaschine: Ju 88 A-4/H-4 and Fw 190 A-8  Mistel Fuhrungsmaschine (Leading Machine) long-range recon project with manned Ju 88H-4 with radar + Fw 190A-8 with doppelreiter overwing fuel tanks serving as parasite escort
    Mistel 4: Ju 287 and Me 262
    Mistel 5: Arado E.377A and He 162

Mistel combinations In operative use

    Ju 88 A-4/Bf 109 F-4
    Ju 88 A-4/Fw 190 A-8

Projected for use

    Ju 88 G-1/Fw 190 A-6
    Ju 88 A-6/Fw 190 A-6
    Ju 88G-1/Fw 190F-8
    Ju 88H-4/Fw 190A-8
    Ju 88H-4/Fw 190F-8

Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Brooke on July 08, 2013, 01:12:43 AM
Heh!  When I saw that "Heinkel 162 A2 / Arado E378 Mistel" graphic, my first reaction was that it was a joke with a mocked-up graphic.  Then I saw the actual picture.
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Arlo on July 08, 2013, 01:14:36 AM
Germans got a thing for humping planes.
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Changeup on July 08, 2013, 10:50:33 AM

 I was talking about Changeup silly, we all know you can handle a Bomber  :D

You've been handled in everything but that shtupid A20.  It's not a bomber anyway, its a bighter
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: cobia38 on July 08, 2013, 11:04:23 AM
You've been handled in everything but that shtupid A20.  It's not a bomber anyway, its a bighter



  its not a bighter  :furious  its a fomber !!!!
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: SunBat on July 08, 2013, 12:31:12 PM

 I was talking about Changeup silly, we all know you can handle a Bomber  :D

Yeah, and he don't need no externals neither, girlfriend. <Snappin' in a Z>
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Changeup on July 08, 2013, 12:58:12 PM
Lmao!!!
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: jimbo71 on July 08, 2013, 12:59:09 PM
(http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/PopularMechanics/5-1936/med_tank_plane.jpg?_cfgetx=img.rx:1754;img.ry:1754;)
 :x
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Daddkev on July 08, 2013, 03:27:04 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl Just take off all of your clothes......and strap on your Helmet!  :O :O :devil :devil Why cant we just have V2s with cameras...to be controllable.  :banana: :banana: :devil :devil :neener: :neener: :devil :devil
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: Brooke on July 08, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
Why cant we just have V2s with cameras...to be controllable.

There was the Fritz X remote-controlled bomb, which was used in the Sicily/Italy campaign (1943).  Several ships were wrecked or sunk:
-- battleship Roma sunk (flagship of Italian fleet)
-- battleship Italia damaged
-- light cruiser HMS Uganda severely damaged
-- light cruiser USS Savannah severely damaged
-- battleship HMS Warspite severely damaged

It was dropped from a bomber and then guided to target by the bombardier who had a joystick.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Fritz_X_side.jpg/800px-Fritz_X_side.jpg)

Roma's magazine exploding after Fritz X hit:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Italian_battleship_Roma_%281940%29_exploding.jpg)

Photo of USS Savannah being hit by Fritz X:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/USS_Savannah_%28CL-42%29_is_hit_by_a_German_guided_bomb%2C_off_Salerno%2C_11_September_1943.jpg)
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: cobia38 on July 08, 2013, 05:46:38 PM
Yeah, and he don't need no externals neither, girlfriend. <Snappin' in a Z>


 yawn.... that's so old.... you can come up with better  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: For All You Bomber Pilots...
Post by: SunBat on July 08, 2013, 06:14:21 PM

 yawn.... that's so old.... you can come up with better  :rolleyes:

Lameness doesn't fade with time. As a matter of fact, it gets worse.