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Title: Area 51
Post by: wpeters on August 18, 2013, 09:29:37 AM
Two days ago the CIA declassified a report on Area 51. The report does not mention aliens or there space craft. It is a extremely interesting report. It was released do to the Freedom of Information Act.

One thing I find interesting is that this report is only marked secret :uhoh

Here is the report for you   http://www.scribd.com/doc/160716580/CIA-Report-That-Reveals-Area-51.

Here is a conspircy theory about why they were willing to declassify:

   I believe to the best of my knowledge that Area 51 was a highly productive base do to the extremely advanced areonatical research done and aircraft  build (U-2 and SR-71) :rock  Considering this i believe that there are highly classified aircraft being developed by the United States at this moment. Now if you were wanting a highly secret plane developed were would you do it. Most of us would say Area 51 possibly the government also or would they.


 Now lets take in to consideration that the Russians, Chinese and other Foreign Governments have spy satellites.  They would be programmed to look at Area 51 on pass over. Or whenever they get close enough to see. Ok now if you are wanting to hide this planes from the satellites wouldn't this mean that there to many of them to avoid safely. Not to mention all the bird watchers at the fence also. :old:

SO it is my belief that the government has found that Area 51 has received to much publicity and has decied to reveal it while they start another base quietly to continue there research and building of planes.

YESS there HAS to be another BASE down the line of Area 51  :O



What do u think :x
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: uptown on August 18, 2013, 01:23:39 PM
The future is going to be small unmanned vertical take off stealth drones which can be easily researched and developed underground.And depending on the size, may very well be tested underground too.


Here is a link to US military underground installations we know about. No telling how many's out there we don't know about.

http://nstarzone.com/CODERED.html
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: guncrasher on August 18, 2013, 03:31:31 PM
The future is going to be small unmanned vertical take off stealth drones which can be easily researched and developed underground.And depending on the size, may very well be tested underground too.


Here is a link to US military underground installations we know about. No telling how many's out there we don't know about.

http://nstarzone.com/CODERED.html

omg, i live close to one of those bases.  and I am out of tin foil.  what am I supposed to do?

holly paranoia,  you post a link to a website that mentions how the american people are gonna be enslaved by foreign troops? "These troops are Chinese, Russian, German, Polish, Japanese, Ukrainian, Saudi Arabian, Pakistani, Mexican, Honduran, Salvadorean and Chilean, and many are stationed in the deep underground military bases"   :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

and you really expect these "sources" to be authentic?

oh this is my favorite quote:

Of the missing "Milk Carton People" that the FBI used to post on milk cartons, some were taken to these underground bases for genetic experimentation, microchipping, psychotronic mind control and cybernetic implantations for future use as brainwashed soldiers of the NWO
  why used brainwashed soldiers when we have true believers from the "army of the republic of mexico"  :uhoh.

there is one of the "sources":

I can vouch for the underground base in Hutchinson, Ks. The entrance to the tunnel is underneath Hutchinson Hospital and is huge. I was walking down that tunnel when I was a kid and at the end of this tunnel is a rock face wall with a 90 degree turn to the right. I stopped and refused to go any further down the tunnel, my instincts told me to stop. I distinctly remember hearing screams coming from there. These were not just cries for help, but more like blood curtailing horrifying screams like someone had just been murdered. I really want to know what was and probably still is going on down there. You are free to report the story, but please keep my name anonymous.

semp


Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: uptown on August 18, 2013, 03:39:43 PM
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/NewImage_zps15bb8e2e.gif) (http://s279.photobucket.com/user/TheAmish/media/NewImage_zps15bb8e2e.gif.html)
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: guncrasher on August 18, 2013, 03:50:44 PM
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/NewImage_zps15bb8e2e.gif) (http://s279.photobucket.com/user/TheAmish/media/NewImage_zps15bb8e2e.gif.html)

omg are you using electro magnetic intelligence on me?  gonna call our zone commander so he can increase the anti-intelligence on our zone  :noid.


semp
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: uptown on August 18, 2013, 03:52:20 PM
 :rofl :rofl




edit: make jokes all ya want semp........i already know they've gotten to you. I'm on to ya bud.  :noid
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: skorpx1 on August 18, 2013, 04:30:58 PM
Area 51 is just a distraction site so the government can do the real experiments behind our backs while we look for clues at Area 51.


*Places 2 foot tall tinfoil hat on head and grabs the tinfoil armor*


The government wont be probing me anytime soon.
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: RedBull1 on August 18, 2013, 05:25:36 PM
You people worry me.
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on August 18, 2013, 05:35:53 PM
It is a large base for testing aircraft, known world wide for the past 60+ years. Its like needing the government to release a document saying the empire state building is not real.


The aliens ufos and mutants and cyborgs are all underground, where they should be.


 :neener:
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: wpeters on August 18, 2013, 05:44:44 PM
Man it is a bunch of bolany :salute

Sure a lot dont like the president but to say that there is going to be a American Holecost  :lol   That makes me giggle :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Meatwad on August 18, 2013, 05:45:17 PM
Everybody knows the real test site is Area 52
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: coombz on August 18, 2013, 06:25:32 PM
The future is going to be small unmanned vertical take off stealth drones which can be easily researched and developed underground.And depending on the size, may very well be tested underground too.


Here is a link to US military underground installations we know about. No telling how many's out there we don't know about.

http://nstarzone.com/CODERED.html

 :lol
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: guncrasher on August 18, 2013, 06:40:34 PM
these is a comment from that website full of usefull information:

"Deep sections of the complex connect into natural cavern systems. Level 1 - garage for street maintenance. Level 2 - garage for trains, shuttles, tunnel-boring machines and disc maintenance. Level 3 - everyone is weighed, in the nude, then given a jump suit uniform. The weight of the person is put on a computer I.D. card each day. Change in over three dollars requires a physical exam and X-ray."


I am trying to say something funny about  the "change" but I cant stop laughing   :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl.  get rid of those nickles and quarter or you will be probed     :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl.  

hold on wait.  that was dadkev's idea wasnt it, since he's always looking for an excuse to get nekked     :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl.



semp
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Nathan60 on August 18, 2013, 06:47:18 PM
It is a large base for testing aircraft, known world wide for the past 60+ years. Its like needing the government to release a document saying the empire state building is not real.


The aliens ufos and mutants and cyborgs are all underground, where they should be.


 :neener:
Xplain Daddkev then
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Zacherof on August 18, 2013, 06:49:46 PM
He's that old vietnam war vet who fly's a crop duster and got anal probed a while back and no one beleives him
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Nathan60 on August 18, 2013, 07:26:56 PM
But Zach he does take down that mothership and suddenly Earth wins. Also if anal probing happens in low earth orbit it doesn't count.
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Zacherof on August 18, 2013, 08:00:12 PM
But Zach he does take down that mothership and suddenly Earth wins. Also if anal probing happens in low earth orbit it doesn't count.
I'm glad you got what I'm saying :cheers:
And well if it doesn't count that his problem :D
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: bcadoo on August 18, 2013, 08:05:38 PM
Everybody knows the real test site is Area 52
Area 51.....Area 52..... whatever it takes...
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Zacherof on August 18, 2013, 08:06:28 PM
Area 51.....Area 52..... whatever it takes...
What I want to know is where's area 1-51 :noid
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Meatwad on August 19, 2013, 08:08:14 AM
Area 1 where caveman test first bonk bonk stick on dino
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: kappa on August 19, 2013, 09:33:12 AM
Area 1 where caveman test first bonk bonk stick on dino

LoL  bonk bonk stick?  best post ever!
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Slate on August 19, 2013, 09:51:18 AM

    My dog communicates with Aliens. (http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt171/jaxdavis13/IMG_3093.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/jaxdavis13/media/IMG_3093.jpg.html)

    This is what I would use my Bonk Bonk stick for when I was a caveman.  :old:

   (http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq106/peejaysmith4665/Movies/FarrahFawcettsFamous1976Poster.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/peejaysmith4665/media/Movies/FarrahFawcettsFamous1976Poster.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Zacherof on August 19, 2013, 11:40:48 AM
    My dog communicates with Aliens. (http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt171/jaxdavis13/IMG_3093.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/jaxdavis13/media/IMG_3093.jpg.html)

    This is what I would use my Bonk Bonk stick for when I was a caveman.  :old:

   (http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq106/peejaysmith4665/Movies/FarrahFawcettsFamous1976Poster.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/peejaysmith4665/media/Movies/FarrahFawcettsFamous1976Poster.jpg.html)
:rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Dragon on August 19, 2013, 11:54:47 AM
You bonk bonked the super nipple?



I think the article got Wright Patterson wrong.  It states something about stealth aircraft but I've seen proof of mutations and space aliens when visiting the area.

One look at SHawk and......   :uhoh
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: wpeters on August 19, 2013, 02:16:58 PM
Bonk bonk stick on A Dino. WOW I am glad the objects they are used on are less dangerous and a lot more beautiful :neener: Man that would have been dangerous :old: No wonder there were a shortage of men back then
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on August 20, 2013, 03:19:36 PM
What I want to know is where's area 1-51 :noid



If your looking for area 51/50 look no further then any landmass on earth with humans on it.
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: uptown on August 20, 2013, 03:50:18 PM
Slate's dog looks exactly like my dog Ike. Sadly I had to have him put down a couple weeks ago. Almost brought me to tears seeing that picture. :(
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: Slate on August 21, 2013, 02:56:23 PM
Slate's dog looks exactly like my dog Ike. Sadly I had to have him put down a couple weeks ago. Almost brought me to tears seeing that picture. :(

   Actually It's not my dog but a random picture.

    This is my dog pete that at 13 years old sadly I had to put him down this month.  :cry   I feel for you and share the pain. Not having that wagging tail when coming home from work is a heartbreaker.

(http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv15/d0nwaters/2006_1108Image0228.jpg) (http://s665.photobucket.com/user/d0nwaters/media/2006_1108Image0228.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Area 51
Post by: cpxxx on August 22, 2013, 07:31:15 AM
That website listing underground bases is way out of date. They were destroyed in 2011 as featured here. :neener:

http://divinecosmos.com/start-here/davids-blog/975-undergroundbases

So you can rest easy in your tinfoil lined beds.  :aok

That's why Area 51 is no longer a secret. The aliens have gone home.  :banana: :banana: :banana: