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Title: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: GScholz on August 21, 2013, 12:20:25 PM
http://summonthensa.com/

With the simple click of a button you can now summon the NSA to your door, and probably Homeland Security too!

 :rofl
Title: Re: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: skorpx1 on August 21, 2013, 12:45:28 PM
I can see this one ending badly.

Inb4 the inb4thelock guys.


Title: Re: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: bagrat on August 21, 2013, 12:48:13 PM
must not press red button... oh wth!
Title: Re: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: Bludy on August 21, 2013, 01:23:17 PM
must not press red button... oh wth!

 :rofl  :aok
Title: Re: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: RotBaron on August 21, 2013, 05:04:13 PM
Announcing Ted Nugent is coming over in an hour will surely get a black suburban outside too. 
Title: Re: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: cpxxx on August 22, 2013, 07:15:50 AM
I thought know everyone knew this. For years it was well known that certain words triggered the computers to monitor your communications both phone and email. This would be true for most countries not just the USA.

The only surprise for me is that anyone was surprised by this. Anyone with the slightest connection to know suspects will have a file on them somewhere. I'm pretty sure I have. One of my friends is a former terrorist (his word) still on the watch list. As a known associate, I would be shocked if my name wasn't linked to his even though we have completely opposite political views.

We're all being watched one way or another.
Title: Re: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: RngFndr on August 22, 2013, 08:04:30 AM
I've been on their lists so long, that I'm gathering dust, lol..
Title: Re: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on August 22, 2013, 01:56:04 PM
lol



Its a big big list. ;)
Title: Re: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: bustr on August 22, 2013, 07:24:47 PM
My parents both retired from the NSA.

One having been a Russian linguist and code analyst, the other a Russian Army troop analyst says she, now in her 80's. Our family used to joked about hearing the pause on the home rotary phone and clicks before we connected with anything. Every year or so after I left home while my mother was still working for NSA, my where abouts and my sister's was looked into because of her clearance. Because I was born in North Africa on a US Nuclear Air Base during the cold war. My family has been under scrutiny until my mother finally retired from the NSA 10 years after my father. All told 30 years or so. Maybe longer because my father worked as a domestic contractor for the FBI, congressional members and State Dept as a commercial air taxi pilot. Some one had to quietly fly Gorbachev's advanced teams around the east coast to inspect alternate emergency airfields to see if the runways could handle a large Russian jet settling on them and speak fluent Russian with an NSA level security clearance. He was happy, got a pay check to fly an airplane, and felt like his country still needed him.
Title: Re: Summon the NSA to your door!
Post by: EskimoJoe on August 22, 2013, 10:46:46 PM
High-Risk website blocked according to my NS--err, Firefox.